Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 61 23.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 79 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 11.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 83 32.5%

  • Total voters
    255
Nick, his wife, and most of these disingenuous lawtube grifters can all get in the same boat and go fucking drown for all I care. Kurt is an incel retard who's mad at a pastor for reporting child neglect, which is strange because I thought he was the closest to joining Sean in the 'exiled lawtuber' category. Now he's just the head ballwasher it seems. Sean is usually pretty good but his takes on some of this are stupid because he's too busy looking at it from an anti-government perspective. No Sean, the right thing to do when the police present a warrant is to just give up and let them in, not refusing to let them in and having your kids be scared by a dynamic entry. I mean I guess your accomplices could use that time to flush the coke, but both of those women were either too stupid or too high to do much of anything but stare at the wall like the end of Blair Witch.

That fat cunt Megan Fox and all the others go in the same category. These retards did nothing but ignore the issue back when we were all still naive enough to believe that he was just an alcoholic. Oh it's KiwiFarms fault that he's been inhaling 500cc of coke up his giant schnoz every day? No it fucking isn't! They were in denial the entire time and now they want to act like they give a shit. Being someone's friend, or a fan, or shit just a decent acquaintance sometimes means stepping to them and telling them when they are fucking up. Kurt especially needs to shut his fucking mouth. I'm praying rn that the Kino Casino starts covering him more, they need a new fat idiot with a gay lisp now that Review Tech USA might be retiring for good.

 
The extreme lying and gaslighting is something a lot of current balldoguards seem to miss. Perhaps mercifully they've not had to deal with a narcissist in their lives.
A lot of people don't seem to really get this. Like you said, it's probably because they've never dealt with a narc in their lives. All these people (even Jim) who believe that Nick was a good man who just went bad don't get that he was a narc the whole time. The ability to successfully charm and deceive are exactly how a narc is able to fool everyone, exploit people, and achieve their objectives. A lot of people who were charmed and deceived by Nick are still in denial about how wrong they were about who this guy is and was.

The only difference between younger Nick and current Nick is that the drugs, alcohol, and success-fueled hubris have made Nick sloppy. It's caused the mask that always existed to slip. Nick was always an exploitative charmer. Once he found mega success and a huge bump in fame, he gave into all of the dark impulses that had already been there. The good, trad dad illusion was always an illusion.
 
The easier to visualize amount is 2 tablespoons, roughly. If you have sugar at home you can see for yourself and even cut lines to understand how fucked Nick is.
Lots of my friends used cocaine when they drink, but a night for them would be a gram at most - unless they've gone rogue.

Having 25g is fucking wild. It's like the difference between a 6 pack of beer and like 10 kegs. For your average user that's just unheard of.

That said most coke users use it as a party drug, it sounds like they were daily users. Taking some in the morning and throughout the day. It's bad. Really bad.
 
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I genuinely think Nick would be better off if he died. I’ve said it before, but the last 72 hours have only steeled my opinion. I’m gonna try not to armchair psychologize because I’m retarded but I know first-hand what addicts and their behavior can do to a family. Spending a night in holding isn’t gonna make him realize he has to get right. Getting clowned on by not just all of normie internet, but KiwiFarms and having the big “LawTube” channels cover his bail hearing (even though sweeping for him) isn’t going to make him feel like he has to get right. Having his fucking kids taken away from him isn’t going to inspire him to get clean. At the end of the day, any addict has to have the motivation come from within if they want to get clean. It’s a cliche but it’s a valid point. Even Cokeski said this when him and PPP were talking with Generous Jawsh.

That being said, he’s in a tough spot right now depending on the actual conditions of his release. If he really was able to pay the $50k (or I think 10%, I don’t know) allowing him to not have to adhere to staying off alcohol + other drugs, then he’s probably very tempted to just lick his wounds and find comfort at the bottom of the bottle. Especially if he’s not going to be able to get any coke in his system for the foreseeable future. If he tries to get off the booze cold turkey, the DT’s/alcohol withdrawal will kill him. Full stop. And he’s already insisted that he’s not going to go to rehab. So he’s not going to have access to legally administered benzodiazepines to ease his symptoms of alcohol withdrawal.

That’s not even getting into his batshit narc-ass “no stalker child it didn’t happen the way you people think it did, everything is under control and you’ll see what the truth was soon enough” copesplaining for what happened and what his kids got put through.

He needs to get a rope and a stool, and hang from one of the rafters in the trashy unfinished ceiling in his “streaming vault”. Or just go cold turkey and die from DT’s. Or- cut the half measures and just continue drinking himself to death. Only now he won’t have the coke to trick his body into thinking he’s sober so he won’t be able to drink as much in a short period of time without immediately feeling shithouse drunk.

He’s gonna choose the bottle, the balldo, and the drugs over his kids. Unlike Null and Daddy Gym, I have no faith in Nick’s ability to redeem himself. He might as well just pull the fuckin bandaid off now and get it over with. He can wait until his kids are in their late teens/early 20’s and die of liver failure by then, alternatively. Six or half a dozen, same thing. He’s gonna walk as a first time offender with a limpdick probation and drug court sentence, and he’ll learn nothing from this. The only way he’ll learn is when he’s taking that last death rattle breath either in a hospital bed or on the fucking floor of his “streaming vault”, preferably on live camera so that the internet can see how much he was in control the whole time.


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Honestly it's not that cruel to drown a skunk. Its gonna try and spray if you try and kill it. The water will stop the spray.
Then shoot the fuckin varmint?
Why was he fucking around with a skunk anyway?
Drowning it is pretty fucked up.
Or leave it alone, it'll go away.
I find raccoons getting into my trash annoying too but I don't go out on my porch blasting or trying to stab them with a Kabar because I'm not a psychopath.
 
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I honestly feel bad for kids man, but I still want to see how far nick will take it, it's like a train wreck I can't look away from, dude might fall further the Ralphamale at this point.
Ralph never got his kids removed by the state after getting nicked with an ounce of blow. I'd say it's neck and neck.
 
Here is Nick and EVS discussing cocaine. Kinda funny for Nick to say doctors don't know shit then do cocaine which is more cardiotoxic and neurotoxic than prescribed stimulants after mentioning all of his family has heart problems. Nick was really excited for some more coke buddies too.
 
Damn.. I guess I'll watch the PayPayPay and Cokeferret stream today then.
Aaron is still a lying liar who tried to shift all blame to KarenFarms for the search warrant and arrest, he also started to "whistleblow" this shit after April decided to move in with the Rekietas.
So he had no issues with any child neglect etc. for months, until he himself was not welcome to the drug-orgies anymore?
And now after shit hit the fan he is the most worried sonuvabitch of this case who only tried to help Kayla and worried about the children so dearly?
Okie dokie.
Here's my version of events, correct me if I'm wrong:
Rakets invites Steel Toe family to his goon cave
At first, Aaron thinks that swinger shit is just a joke and Raket's heavy drug/alcohol abuse is due to having them as guests
Quickly, Aaron realizes that this is Raket's norm
Aaron can't keep up with Raket's goon sesh, because he actually has to work for a living and starts distancing himself
Because April is a jobless bum and Aaron can't satisfy her, she continues gooning at Rekieta's Final Fantasy house
Aaron probably did a lot of shady stuff himself, so that's why he's carefully drip feeding information without implicating himself
 
For what it’s worth I disagree with Jim that Nick is fundamentally a good person. Anyone who goes around bragging about the time he killed a raccoon with his bare hands is not a good person. In fact, they’re the type of person who usually graduates to killing humans.
It got lost in the ongoing. posting avalanche, and the source is a bit sketchy, but that story about him looking to swing with that CahhhnSlut GothicSushi back during WeebWars seems sound.

At the time that interview was really out of nowhere. She didn't have a lot to contribute to WeebWars beyond complain about other cosplayers. And Nick mentioned he wanted to get together with her and Lady Rackets. I imagine he was sniffing out some stuff to extend his lifelong coomer ways even back in 2019.
 
i almost wonder if this stream is now a bad idea given aaron's proximity to the case. also, what in the incident report is that jacob shed tweet talking about?
It’s an incredibly bad idea. Nothing says you can’t but you probably should not. Exactly like Nick when he talks about the Monty case, he’s allowed to but he would have been smart not to
 
Let's get this over with so we can kick this Aaron faggot to the curb once he's done giving us the details he should have been telling to investigators months ago. Here's hoping Warksi and PPP go in on him for doing nothing to protect the children after he's been milked dry of content.

I hope Aaron can tell us what being penetrated by the Balldo feels like.
 
Based Father Merrin Melin going up against the Sonichu Demon.
I was reading it as melon. Which of course ties to the Montagraph lawsuit.
Not wanting to look through 4K pages and with no help from the search, did John ever post on the forum following the "Dear John" deal?

I'm certain he knows about what's happened, but our guy could probably use a few Farmers to tell him he won.
We know who John is. He is a regular.
The self-destruction is going to continue, I just hope that if Nick decides to an hero he doesn't try to take anyone else with him.
I would prefer he takes Kayla with him. Nothing of value would be lost.
Anyone hoping for a Nick redemption arc is going to have to wait till his second arrest in a few years time when he's busted buying meth off a transgender hooker.
Nick is unable to moderate his bad behavior, which has been escalating. It will not take long for him to have another negative interaction with law enforcement.
 
It got lost in the ongoing. posting avalanche, and the source is a bit sketchy, but that story about him looking to swing with that CahhhnSlut GothicSushi back during WeebWars seems sound.

At the time that interview was really out of nowhere. She didn't have a lot to contribute to WeebWars beyond complain about other cosplayers. And Nick mentioned he wanted to get together with her and Lady Rackets. I imagine he was sniffing out some stuff to extend his lifelong coomer ways even back in 2019.
Holy shit I didn't remember her. Did Kayla get a giant garish chest tattoo to compete with that broad?

Don't listen to him, Aaron. Speak your speech.
Aaron got out before it got bad and he's on good terms with his first wife again. He has nothing to fear and everything to gain by dropping all the deets.
 
I genuinely think Nick would be better off if he died. I’ve said it before, but the last 72 hours have only steeled my opinion. I’m gonna try not to armchair psychologize because I’m retarded but I know first-hand what addicts and their behavior can do to a family. Spending a night in holding isn’t gonna make him realize he has to get right. Getting clowned on by not just all of normie internet, but KiwiFarms and having the big “LawTube” channels cover his bail hearing (even though sweeping for him) isn’t going to make him feel like he has to get right. Having his fucking kids taken away from him isn’t going to inspire him to get clean. At the end of the day, any addict has to have the motivation come from within if they want to get clean. It’s a cliche but it’s a valid point. Even Cokeski said this when him and PPP were talking with Generous Jawsh.

That being said, he in a tough spot right now depending on the actual conditions of his release. If he really was able to pay the $50k (or I think 10%, I don’t know) allowing him to not have to adhere to staying off alcohol + other drugs, then he’s probably very tempted to just lick his wounds and find comfort at the bottom of the bottle. Especially if he’s not going to be able to get any coke in his system for the foreseeable future. If he tries to get off the booze cold turkey, the DT’s/alcohol withdrawal will kill him. Full stop. And he’s already insisted that he’s not going to go to rehab. So he’s not going to have access to legally administered benzodiazepines to ease his symptoms of alcohol withdrawal.

That’s not even getting into his batshit narc-ass “no stalker child it didn’t happen the way you people think it did, everything is under control and you’ll see what the truth was soon enough” copesplaining for what happened and what his kids got put through.

He needs to get a rope and a stool, and hang from one of the rafters in the trashy unfinished ceiling in his “streaming vault”. Or just go cold turkey and die from DT’s. Or- cut the half measures and just continue drinking himself to death. Only now he won’t have the coke to trick his body into thinking he’s sober so he won’t be able to drink as much in a short period of time without immediately feeling shithouse drunk.

He’s gonna choose the bottle, the balldo, and the drugs over his kids. Unlike Null and Daddy Gym, I have no faith in Nick’s ability to redeem himself. He might as well just pull the fuckin bandaid off now and get it over with. He can wait until his kids are in their late teens/early 20’s and die of liver failure by then, alternatively. Six or half a dozen, same thing. He’s gonna walk as a first time offender with a limpdick probation and drug court sentence, and he’ll learn nothing from this. The only way he’ll learn is when he’s taking that last death rattle breath either in a hospital bed or on the fucking floor of his “streaming vault”, preferably on live camera so that the internet can see how much he was in control the whole time.
Redemption is always better than just taking a way out that ends up hurting those around you even more. Everyone has the capacity to bring good into the world and everyone has the capacity to be net positive for those around him or her. Suicide is just an extra negative. True Detective Cohle was right, but that's only because 20 years in prison as a child molester is possibly the worst life anyone can live, and it's a place where it's harder to do good than most others. I'm sure everyone knows, but prison has a kind of mentality where you can build up status/cred by harming one of the child molesters. You're a forever target. Your only option for friends are other child molesters.

Rust Cohle was recommending it to someone about to be convicted for child molestation. As rock bottom as Nick might seem to be, that is a fate much worse than he's currently facing.

For 99.99% of people suicide is the worst option to take.
 
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I love how this warning could be interpreted as either don't do this and brag about it on the farms later, or it could be a legitimate warning against playing with dark powers.
I mean, the problems with the site and DKF started to ease off when Josh replaced that fucking Seal of Solomon at the bottom of the page with the Bible Verse.
I'm not religious but I don't like to fuck with Voodoo shit.
 
Then shoot the fuckin varmint?
Why was he fucking around with a skunk anyway?
Drowning it is pretty fucked up.
Or leave it alone, it'll go away.
I find raccoons getting into my trash annoying too but I don't go out on my porch blasting or tryingnto stab them with a Kabar because I'm not a psychopath.
I think they're sweet critters, but some folks I know up here who have small amounts of livestock have actually had to employ the same solution. If you're close enough to town or other property you can get into some trouble for discharging a firearm like that. At least that's what I hear from some coworkers who have had chickens and lambs and shit.
 
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