Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 61 23.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.6%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 79 30.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 83 32.3%

  • Total voters
    257
$3k makes (little) sense for the first customer. After that it's just straight up grifting. If they split the "cost" of editing and compiling between the the hundreds/possibly thousands of people requesting the footage it would be a few bucks or less per person.
They're a small town. How often do you think they get people asking for dozens of body cams. They're not really ready for this sort of thing.
 
You haven't seen the lich queen then, at most she looks like a skin walker. After the last live stream from our dear leader, he has confirmed that the farms is in the support of /x/ activities, so be weary of paraballdo activities.
Oh I know of the lich queen (I dare not speak her name lest she live another five years). When elbows are wider than biceps, that’s Ana-chan territory.
 
They're a small town. How often do you think they get people asking for dozens of body cams. They're not really ready for this sort of thing.
How does that make any sense? If the cost is for the time and hassle it will take to edit and compile, that's 3k sure. But you think it's fair to charge 3k to every person who asks for it? That's retarded.
 
I wish them a million donuts for the trouble.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but didn't he go lockdown mode when Vic decisively lost?

Damn, cops got their work cut out for them by combing through all that blubber. If only someone was autistically clipping everything.
It would be hilarious if the source was here or Elisa clips and they called her in to testify to the authenticity. I know the Chauvin trial was live-streamed so I wonder if the court will allow that for all of Nick’s stuff too because of public interest. I’m legitimately surprised Law And Crime hasn’t covered Nick, they hate him for using their streams and “stealing” their content (it’s fair use but L&C sucks). Nick would be seething if they showed up to fuck with him.
 
Unless what I said earlier is the case, I have anecdotally heard that US kids can seem way younger than their equivalent European kids.

Probably not in every state and town, but some middle Americans who still live comparatively more traditionally nuclear family, the kids don’t find themselves doing kitchen or laundry chores until they leave for college.

I could be wrong or misled, but a number of different Europeans have claimed this, with present Americans agreeing it can be like that.
It really depends on whether parents are capable of parenting or not. A good parent doesn't do every little thing for their kid. They show them how to do something and dole out their responsibilities. In the US, we have unfortunately gotten to the point where adults are coddled so much that they don't know how to not coddle their own kids. It's almost like a conspiracy, honestly. My wife is an elementary school teacher and parents just seem straight up retarded at this point. They don't even know what's going on in their kids lives or what they do day to day or anything. It's sad.
 
Where'd you see Nick say he's tossing all the bottles? Thanks

Also I agree that's a really good hypothesis that Bob and Celeste Rekieta are probably flying in to help take care of the kids and manage the crisis.
There's a screenshot from last night on his Locals. God only knows how many pages back that is .\Found it- page 4704.
 
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It's okay to cry for those poor kids. They're innocent victims of events that were squarely in the control of their degenerate father, who utterly and completely failed them.

its still gay tho lmao
If it's gay to get upset about 5 kids being left to starve and wear filthy clothes while their useless parents get high and fuck their live in whore then I guess I'm Freddy Mercury wearing Vics pants because this is making me more MATI the more that comes out.
 
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How about an underslung M203 grenade launcher that fires Balldos at your enemies Scandinavian Incel Prudes?

How big is a Balldo?
They look like they might fit in a 40 Mike Mike and you could replace rubber bullets with Balldos for crowd control at Pride parades?
Balldo Ballistics, coming soon.

If only I weren't in an utterly gun-cucked country I'd already be 3d-printing my own 12-gauge scale balldos :(
 
How does that make any sense? If the cost is for the time and hassle it will take to edit and compile, that's 3k sure. But you think it's fair to charge 3k to every person who asks for it? That's retarded.
No. I'm saying it makes sense for them to charge 3k to the first person to ask and a few dollars to the rest. Now you've said this I understand your first comment. You're assuming they want 3k per person. I assumed you were a little smarter, they will ask for 3k till the first person pays and the cost of a copy from there. No one has paid yet(Looks like Null is in the process of doing so) so no wonder they keep telling anyone who asks it's 3k.
 
This really just goes to show. Assume if you're a public figure putting yourself online small or large, The feds will watch your shit if they want to get dirt on you.
You know what is more enraging is that there endless documented cases of abuse, pedophilia , zoophilia that kiwis can serve up on a platter to these assholes and they don't bother to even read it.
Maybe I'm in the minority but I don't think April loves Nick. I think she's basically a crack whore who is willing to be a human fleshlight to get her fix.
Nah majority everyone knows it.
You ever fucked up so bad state troopers came to your arrest?
Me neither. lol
Imagine me thinking somebody being buzzed with few beers on the weekends in front of his kids is bad and then there this guy with mountains of coke and drugs and police had to use battering ram and call every single police officer in the are to arrest him because on top of being drug addict he also has an arsenal of guns . I mean bruh.i don't think any of us can fuck up this badly.
 
Where'd you see Nick say he's tossing all the bottles? Thanks

Also I agree that's a really good hypothesis that Bob and Celeste Rekieta are probably flying in to help take care of the kids and manage the crisis.
Personally I’d be flying down to strangle my son, Nick, to death if I was Bob
 
Yeah, according to the information we have she's a do-nothing psychiatric case that's easily led. I'm sure she's a sweet lady, but when a stay-at-home Mom isn't able to do typical stay-at-home Mom things, her husband needs to intervene and find a better solution than "I will be us". She failed and then he failed her and his family.
She's just as much to blame as Ricky Rackets the Rail King.
She's a 40 year old Mom, she might be pilled out for depression or whatever but her and Nick managed to keep those kids in a decent household and give them a Christian upbringing for most of their lives.

Then they fucking chose to be junky fucking pervert swingers.
Part of the reason the kids where in such a mess is because they had a normal homelife for most of their lives before those selfish cunts decided to "choose their midlife crisis."

Kids born into dysfunctional situations learn to be self sufficient through brutal necessity, but these kids were raised as coddled trust fund kids like Nick, they didn't have to do anything for themselves, then Mommy and Daddy decided "you know what, being a parent is too stressful, we deserve our fun" and left them to live feral in a filthy fucking house while they locked themselves in the bedroom to get high and drunk and sodomize each other with Balldos.

Don't feel sorry for that bitch. She fucking chose this.
They both decided getting high was more important than their fucking kids.
 
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Where'd you see Nick say he's tossing all the bottles? Thanks

Also I agree that's a really good hypothesis that Bob and Celeste Rekieta are probably flying in to help take care of the kids and manage the crisis.
I really hope Bob and Celeste are not flying in and taking over. Considering how Nick turned out, he is probably their golden child who can do no wrong.
 
There are DMs of Nick Coping, Sneeding, and Raging at someone. So far he claims to not driven drunk/high/after a bender.

Here is a link to the DM's mentioned, in the case thread.
It looks like this was Yellow Flash, due to the last one having Nick sign off with a "Thanks, Flash":
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