Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Harm]

I'm surprised he didn't end the post asking people if everything is good or if they have ideas on improving this shit show.

Lmao! Based on that, I've got a new tweet idea for Pedo: Picture of a noose vs. picture of a gun with the question "Alright guys, which suicide method would you prefer I use? The left or the right?"

 

[Pill Cosby]

Lmao! Based on that, I've got a new tweet idea for Pedo: Picture of a noose vs. picture of a gun with the question "Alright guys, which suicide method would you prefer I use? The left or the right?"

I hope he eat himself to death eating the shittiest food imaginable and he looses his legs to diabetes so it makes it harder for him to chase children.

 

[AltisticRight]

If Eric July did this, juju and vedo would performatively cackle for months.

They would make multiple hour-long streams for several months gloating about it. They've spent more than a month whinging about Eric's use of traced assets for innocuous background items such as coffee tables and vases. How dare this stupid nigger not draw totally original desks and vases. He should become a carpenter to make his own desk and draw that, and also become a master ceramicist so he can draw an original vase.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Q2 2024, of course! Well, actually, it's going to be Q4 of 2024 because Pedophile Gesualdi has given us another update!

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The comic isn't even finished being inked yet, let alone colored, lettered, printed, or packaged (along with backer items which he hasn't even finished producing). For fuck sake, he hasn't even asked backers to verify their shipping addresses yet. There's 2,180 orders to fulfill. He's already making excuses that "there's only so much quality you can crank out!"

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He's also now LYING about the original shipping date of the comic.

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The colorized previews look like absolute dogshit:

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Enough of that crap, so when is the comic book actually being shipped out? OCTOBER OF 2024!

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This is fucking psychotic.

Releasing a digital unfinished version 3 months before you actually ship. This is brilliant. They should do this with movies too!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm a page late but happy 100 pages to Vito the fat balding disgusting pedophile.

It's nice to know that by constantly reminding you that you defended Cuties and called yourself a pedophile multiple times that you can never ever make a pedophile joke again. All that fun you used to have watching people go, "wait, is he joking or is he really a pedophile?" with your hand down your pants is gone. Gone forever.

Now you'll always just be Vito the Pedo and Diddler Dax's personal bitch.

 

[Pill Cosby]

They would make multiple hour-long streams for several months gloating about it. They've spent more than a month whinging about Eric's use of traced assets for innocuous background items such as coffee tables and vases. How dare this stupid nigger not draw totally original desks and vases. He should become a carpenter to make his own desk and draw that, and also become a master ceramicist so he can draw an original vase.

If Eric July wants to be a successful Comic Book guy like Vito then why isn’t he releasing things half baked, like a true pedo chad?

Also does Eric July sell comic book pogs and lunch boxes? How can Eric literally get this all wrong. He should be listening to Dax and Vito. No wonder why he’s not as rich as Elon Musk yet! Eric July what a fucking looser.

 

[genericwhitemale]

If you give your kid a Superkiller lunchbox you're just asking for him to get his ass kicked.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hey Vaedophile and Juju, maybe do a 4-hour-long stream on this.

1. These two angles should be around the same, air resistance is negligible.

You're supposed to take the tangent at the curve and then draw a line perpendicular to it. Not whatever this is. Go back to high school.

2. What is "as hard as a meteorite" you fucking idiot. Did you at least look up the mohs scale of common meteorites?
The hardest meteorite ever found and only occurred in exactly one instance is the uakitite, 9 on the mohs hardness scale, or behind a diamond at 10. Most meteorites can be turned into flat, thin sections with sanding, they're like 3-5 on the hardness scale. This simile makes zero sense. Also, just because it's hard doesn't mean it can deflect bullets. A bullet can penetrate diamonds with ease which are harder than any meteorite known to man.

This is awful.

>Will be finished by Q2 of 2024.
Lol
LOL
LMFAO
Common Eric July W.

 

[Harm]

What is "as hard as a meteorite" you fucking idiot.

His hack writing style is painfully easy to decipher when you realize it's all trite and derivative as a rule. He adopts a "voice" that he wants to spoof for any given scene and this one is clearly "exaggerated boastful superhero." "Never fear, good citizens! Captain Chomo is here! By the powers of meteorites, I shall vanquish this Earthly foe! Huzzah!" Literal zero effort dialogue.

No brainpower goes into thinking if it makes any fucking sense.

 

[mfalkner]

If Eric July wants to be a successful Comic Book guy like Vito then why isn’t he releasing things half baked, like a true pedo chad?

Also does Eric July sell comic book pogs and lunch boxes? How can Eric literally get this all wrong. He should be listening to Dax and Vito. No wonder why he’s not as rich as Elon Musk yet! Eric July what a fucking looser.

Imagine spending so much time and money on merch for a product that is this late.
And then criticizing a man who had a product done before the crowdfunding started. Yeeeesh

 

[sillybillyguy]

Bad on purpose is just cope for faggots who are scared of criticism.

Vito probably made everyone think he's a pedo because he probably can't handle people making fun of his soulful art.

 

[Harm]

It's silly how Vito now claims he never even saw Cuties when there's livestreams of him and his best friend Max Karson the Pedophile where he talks about watching the movie (which he has now scrubbed from the Internet, if only someone archived it... ).

Fortunately, no one even acknowledges that new cope-lie so it doesn't matter. "I defended the movie sexualizing 12 and 14 year old girls for years, the movie which made my best friend infamous, but I never even watched it! Tee-hee!"

 

[AnOminous]

If you give your kid a Superkiller lunchbox you're just asking for him to get his ass kicked.

Or worse.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

What is "as hard as a meteorite" you fucking idiot.

See, Vito is a 800iq comic writer, unlike that retard scam artist July. It's a trope to refer to something as hard as diamonds, but Vito is above canned dialog and common vernacular/tropes so he's inventing his own. Your tiny stupid brain probably thinks that meteorites are fragile enough to disintegrate against our atmosphere.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Enough of that crap, so when is the comic book actually being shipped out? OCTOBER OF 2024!

This is fucking psychotic.

That's not when it's being shipped out, that's when Christopher "estimates" it will be shipped out.

I am a lot less optimistic.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Looks like he traced the Superman knockoff

That was the first thing i thought of when i saw that shit, something about his face in particular looks so off compared to the rest of the image and it makes him look like hes traced. But im generous man, im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and say hes just a shitty artist.

 

[Procrastinhater]

There is no such thing as a "none offending pedophile" their very existence is offensive.

There's a cure for pedophilia that is 100% effective. It's a lead cranial injection.
It relocates the parts of the brain responsible for pedophilia across the nearest wall.
Its 100% effective 100% of the time.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

There is no such thing as a "none offending pedophile" their very existence is offensive.

There's a cure for pedophilia that is 100% effective. Is a lead cranial injection.
It relocates the parts of the brain responsible for pedophilia across the nearest wall.
Its 100% effective 100% of the time.

Yet it seems like he keeps avoiding this fate. For now, at least. A shame, in the meantime he keeps sprouting nonsense.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The colorized previews look like absolute dogshit:

Bit late to the party but I wanted to chime in with my own two cents on why this art is terrible.

First off, Superkiller's pecs and delts appear to be one single, gigantic muscle; there's zero delineation between where the chest ends and the shoulders begin. The arm holding the gun looks particularly weird because of this, it sits behind that mound of flesh giving the impression it's growing out of his back.

Now for Down Syndrome Superman: I wonder if there's a twist here that he's wearing a tea tray down his shirt like Marty McFly because the entire front of his torso is flat as a board. Once again the shoulders are a mess, with the highlight on his left bicep suggesting the muscle is going straight up through the delts. The cape is also complete dogshit, the artist clearly realised too late that he'd forgotten to add it to the neck of the costume, so it's bunched up in a way that doesn't align with how it's clearly draped behind him. I also don't know why the tendons in his neck are so clear under his suit (yes I do, it's because he just drew a naked dude then added some lines to signify clothes).

The background is the only part that looks okay, although without context I don't know if it's supposed to look like this is taking place in the vacuum of space.

Grade: D-

 

[Harm]

The background is the only part that looks okay, although without context I don't know if it's supposed to look like this is taking place in the vacuum of space.

I'm fairly certain this is the scene where, in the "totally not representative draft script," Superfaggot is robbing a bank to lure Meteor Man into lowering his guard and shooting him with the regular pistol before switching out for his "special gun."

TL;DR: It's supposed to be a bank robbery scene.