Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MirnaMinkoff]

Nick went to high school, went to college, got married, worked at well-known companies in Minnesota, and went to law school there. Makes sense to stay in MN.

Weird to live in bumfuck (Minneapolis-commutable suburbs are an hour-and-a-half from spicer/willmar, and even St. Cloud would have been a better place to start a law career - it's an hour from spicer - they could have lived halfway in between the two), but I assume they decided on and never reconsidered being 10 minutes from grandparents.


I just searched Zillow recent sales and found 31 houses in fucking Spicer priced higher than Nick's big house is valued today - he's hardly the "one rich guy" in town. He's not even on water.

And for value, he could have been near St. Cloud or in a Minneapolis exurb or certain suburbs (even very nice ones) for the same money.

Most of the big homes in Spicer seem to be large vacation homes. I didn’t get the idea people lived in many of them year round. I could be wrong but it seemed like more of a seasonal place for some of the big bucks houses. The house you buy to own acreage to “get away” and don’t want the social stuff places like the upper peninsula in MI offer for summer homes.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

I don't think you can diagnose behavioral problems or anything from a clip, but I have never heard any parent describe their 7 year old as 'incredibly violent' and have that be funny. You shouldn't be a child at that age and hitting your siblings to the degree your parents call you violent.

Given the descriptions of Nick an Kayla's behavior from Aaron, the 7 year old sounds like she is doing what all kids do and imitating her parents. The older kids will have that behavior knocked out of them once they attend some sort of school.

"removing alcohol as a theme" Removing a painting and putting it up somewhere else doesn't make you any less of an alcoholic. The man still thinks he doesn't have a problem, his entire home has an alcohol and Crack shack theme.

It all makes sense when you realize that he is moving down the the nearby house where they were going to set up The Steel Toe Show studio, so that he can continue to drink, snort and fuck the much younger wife of Aaron out of the eyes of Kayla who is still on bail conditions not to do drugs or get drunk.

Why should Nick, the lawyer supreme, have to give up anything?

 

[EggImpregnator]

How many black men have ejaculated into Kayla? Do you think Nick started getting addicted to Alcohol because he needed to cope with his wife kissing his children with the same lips that received fat cum loads from strange men?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"As a theme" = "It was just a work!" ="I was only pretending to be a cokehead alcoholic retarded (and the kids wanted to be part of it)!"

He's going to claim his on-stream behavior was just a character, just entertainment

"Removing drinking as a theme" means nothing. He described it as a "crutch" before too. That doesn't mean he will stop drinking off or even on the show. It just means that he will take down the painting or something, assuming the "new studio" is not in a different house.

 

[datura_binge]

Since the topic has briefly turned to Kayla, here are some choice posts Kayla has made about herself that bear consideration:

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Having created many substantial posts about Kayla Rekieta, I remain unsurprised at her development decline. Not because it wasn't preventable (it absolutely was, which is why it's so tragic), but because her values are twisted in a way similar to Nick (whose values are inverted). The post I linked to extends to how Nick explained his cocaine use to Aaron.

Kayla is both unintelligent in a general sense, selfish, and has poor decision-making skills. All this compounded with various induced impairments make her a walking disaster. Kayla tried to have it all and destroyed herself in the process (see above link for details).

"People believe what they want to believe" is a weird way of saying "people believe reality"

 

[Procrastinhater]

And for value, he could have been near St. Cloud or in a Minneapolis exurb or certain suburbs (even very nice ones) for the same money.

Spoiler: City vs Rural Living

As far as value for money goes, you can get 100 acres and a 1500 square ft home in a rural area for the price of a similar sized house in the city. As long as you're used to living in the country it's far better value and quality of life than living in a city. I don't know why anyone would want to live in a big city, apart from the obvious downsides of it being overcrowded, traffic, crime, people aren't meant to live like ants, all packed in together, I much prefer small towns, people are friendly, you know your neighbors, your neighbors are far enough away you don't bother each other.
Unless you have no choice, whether for work or economic reasons, country beats city for me everytime.

I can understand him wanting to live where he does rather than Minneapolis or St Cloud.
What I can't understand is buying a fucking 5000 Sq ft mansion with however much land he has, and turning it into a fucking crack den, and making such a fucking degenerate exhibition of yourself you become a fucking pariah and the whole town looks at you as an embarrassing mess.

Spoiler: Pissing away the 'Murican Dream

Nick had it made. He had the fucking American Dream, even before he made it big with the Rittenhouse and the Depp trial.
1.3 fucking million dollars in superchats ffs, for sitting on his ass and getting guest lawyers on his show who knew far more about the law than him, he was set, he already had the Trust Fund house and Mommy Warbucks money allowance, if he'd just kept his fucking shit together, small town, community that obviously looked out for and cared about each other or they wouldn't have noticed his kids being neglected...

Such a waste.

Such a fucking waste.

Nick had the life people work fucking 25 years for, grinding their knuckles to the bone (and some, hell most even then never make it as good) handed to him on a Goddamn silver tray, and he pissed it up the wall to play fucking Rockstar because he wanted to impress a fucking waste of oxygen like Dax.

Useless, selfish piece of shit. I just hope he hasn't permanently damaged his kids, because it's 50/50 after going through this shit whether they don't turn out to be absolute fuck ups themselves.

And that's what's the most annoying about this, it's not just his life Mr and Mrs Balldo have fucked up. It's their kids.

Without the kids this would be hilarious.
I hate it when some dumbshit sours my milk.

 

[Musashi's Son]

So Barnes's video can be summarized: 1) Doesn't respond to anyone in regards to his "constitutional" arguments for his Rekieta defense, 2) Calls everyone calling out Rekieta a grifter who should have remained loyal no matter what and 3) Compares lawtubers criticizing Rekieta to people ratting out Jews to the Nazis.

 

[Grayback]

My guess for his new "show" he'll just be drinking out of the same monster energy can filled with whiskey for every show, just like sober January.
That'll trick everyone!

He will have a clear glass filled with clear liquid that he'll hold up to the camera to show us and prove to us all that he's just drinking water.

It will not be water.

 

[NadeND-001]

i wonder who those are.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

nicky seems to be doing fine today. its a hard laboure for him to remove all those bottles.

Notice that he said removing alcohol as a theme.
Not removing alcohol from the house.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

"Studio not quite ready yet" is cope. Does he need a week of work of studio production for his streaming setup? Quite a joke. With streamyards he can mount a stream setup in a day.
I bet this narcissistic asshole only didn't stream until now because of his black eye, and don't want his triumphant return to to be marked by an embarrassing black eye.
I'm eager to see the production value of this "studio" he is taking so long to create.

 

[zimzam88]

Since the topic has briefly turned to Kayla, here are some choice posts Kayla has made about herself that bear consideration:

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Having created many substantial posts about Kayla Rekieta, I remain unsurprised at her development decline. Not because it wasn't preventable (it absolutely was, which is why it's so tragic), but because her values are twisted in a way similar to Nick (whose values are inverted). The post I linked to extends to how Nick explained his cocaine use to Aaron.

Kayla is both unintelligent in a general sense, selfish, and has poor decision-making skills. All this compounded with various induced impairments make her a walking disaster. Kayla tried to have it all and destroyed herself in the process (see above link for details).

I think this was brought up 1000+ pages ago but those posts by Mrs. Balldo read a lot like Mr. Balldo's posts. Wouldn't surprise me if that was Nick pulling another gunt and using his wifes social media to help control the narrative. (Not that she's innocent, just that she doesn't give a fuck about his audience)

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Bruh, it's called speculation. His reasons for doing coke could be anyones theory or something that none of us even thought of. Neither of us have any certainty on the reasons 'why'... we only know the 'how'.

Unless she or anybody else forced him to do it, he did it because he wanted to do it. She is not blameless, was enabling him, sure, but the choices and actions are his.

 

[SilenceIsViolence]

First part was posted, adding the TUG followup and full chain for clarity. edit: ninja'd while writing this lol

I don't think even the most cynical Nick aylog doesn't have sympathy and concern for his family - that's universally the only people in this situation people from all sides care about. People are pissed at *you* Nick for fucking up your family - a true fake friend ignores these things in order to keep your friendship alive for the grift. Real friends will come down on you while still showing care for your family, it's not rocket science.

 

[Yik]

My youtube viewing is mainly just algorithm pushed mhurrderr, cats and ponds. So it was a surprise when his came up in shorts.

Baldrink cannot be online and not be aware of the wide awareness of the collapse but online is his world that has previously fed him so well. Biblical levels of downfall. The normal response to this would be just fuck it unplug. He can't. Thank you for the spectacle you fuckwit.

 

[Stupor Mario]

My point here is Null seemed to have a mom that loved him very much, and wanted the very best for him. Null knows what a proper mom is. I am sure many of us had mom's like that too (or at least I hope).

Kayla ain't that.

Right now, Kayla looks like a complete and utter fuckup as a mother. If she's willing to pull her head out of her ass, then she needs to do it already.

To be perfectly honest, what's already been done probably has irreparably destroyed her reputation with her children, and IIRC most of the kids are around 12 years old, or younger, so even just a single year of neglect has permanently fucked them up, and they'll have to carry that burden forever, possibly spend a while in therapy too.

Kayla is a complete and utter fuckup as a mother, and forever will be. At best, she can just fix her own life.

We can speculate about motives, influences, blame, etc., but these are the facts as we know them:

Both Nick and Kayla have failed as parents. Both of them put their own hedonistic pleasure ahead of their responsibilities as guardians of their children. Both of them decided to become debauched swingers and druggies in a house full of minor children. (They could have partied away from the kids, but chose to expose their kids to their hedonism.) Both parents are fuckups who have demonstrated that they are incapable of the responsibility of being a parent.

People can try and blame Nick as the devil who led his wife down a dark path, but whether or not that's true, the fact remains that Kayla did give into temptation. She not only failed to shield or rescue her kids from her husband's debauched lifestyle, she chose to participate in it. Failure is failure. A weak parent who can be persuaded to neglect their kids is just as bad as a parent who decides to neglect his kids.

 

[Flour]

i wonder who those are.

The fake friends are everybody who tells him to get sober and the real friends are those who agree with him that he should drink.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

This is the correct response. If your family falls apart, it is your responsibility as the father and man of the house. If your wife starts to get into drugs and swinging, it is YOUR responsibility as a man to bring her back. I don't understand blaming Kayla in this situation. Whether or not it was her idea, it was NICK'S responsibility to rein her in. Not that I think it was her idea in the first place necessarily, but the point is moot regardless.

Nigger, women have free will and can make choices for themselves.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

If only we had some sort of super hero here to distract from nicks dilemma
someone like chef redpill

 

[Musashi's Son]

When JuJu grifts off his arrest, he goes to speak to him after he is released from jail. But when Sean, Andrew or Nate don't noseguard him he throws passive aggressive insults to them like a little faggot.