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Maybe he meant he did alot of "Guy Juan Blow"
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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I usually steer away from “HES A PEDO!” But dang… That impulse to IMMEDIATELY go: “Shhh! Our little secret!” To Nick’s kids makes me say: Check that man’s HD pronto!
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More like what being married to a failed alcoholic cokehead lawyer husband with a need for control and an outsized ego, who insults you publicly does to you.
Camelot is not a lawyer, though, right?
But the actual problem with the lawtubers is that they fail to put their commentary in the correct perspective, not identifying when they're stretching to articulate a potential legal argument vs actually giving an opinion on whether that position has merit, and their audience doesn't understand the difference.
Lawyers - good ones, anyway - know when they are stating hypotheticals based on law/practice and when they are trying to justify a personal opinion, and typically are or should be very clear about which one. People constantly misinterpret or confuse the two, and responsible lawyers should not play that for likes. It's very simple to say, "here's how this looks or will likely play," or "if I were in x position I'd argue y bc I think that would help my client, bc that's what the law says [but if you ask me personally, I'd rather see z/I'm not speaking about what is right or wrong, just what is likely]." Or Alternatively,"I'd do a, b, c, even if I knew it's bullshit, but it's a tool in an advocate's arsenal, and that's the way it works."
They don't clarify when they are giving an advocacy position and when they are speaking neutrally, and online they take a position while pretending neutrality. Because that plays. And when they do the opposite, the neutral assessment is interpreted as a viewpoint. They should be crystal clear about which they are asserting. Because what should happen and what you might want to happen (in truth or for argument's sake) are not at all always the same thing.
Of course, too, some of them are just wrong and/or blinded by bias, but their real failure is not disclosing the difference between considered assessment and advocacy. And for Rekieta to be butthurt and perceive someone saying, "warrant looks supported, and if there were 26.7 grams of coke in your house discovered by people who entered based on the warrant, I'd advise rehab and contrition as your best first step, and law aside, get your shit together, man" as offensively disloyal and that those people are mean just points up why he's faulty as a human, and why as a lawyer he can't be taken seriously. I'm sympathetic to his obvious emotional and tangible investment here, but if he wants to be a human then he needs to take off the (inexperienced) lawyer hat - or vice-versa.
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100% agree. Martial arts fall on a spectrum with "useless in a real fight" on one side and "actually works" on the other. Taekwondo is all the way on the bad side of that spectrum. I think the most physically dangerous person I have seen in my lifetime was Mike Tyson in his prime, and he didn't need a black belt to accomplish it.
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Some other idiot billionaire is about to do it again. To prove something to somebody?
I don't think he even graduated Middle School.
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Laziness and insecurity about their own body seams to be a common trend in cuck/swingers circles. It reminds of a drunk passive aggressive rant that Nick had on his locals about his shoulders being small. Like... You don't exercise and your diet is just alcohol. What body did you expect to have?
It also reminds me how Ms. Rekieta first act to improve her own body was plastic surgery. Exercise? Nutrition? Too hard. Let's go direct to plastic surgery.
Everybody who is into swinging shit wants to feel sexy; but don't want to put the effort into making themselves sexy. Extreme low willpower.
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You act like shes blameless, whos to say she didn't start the drugs? She was the one that was going to mysterious hospital trips and shit; probably rehab and plastic surgery. Nick is a pile of shit, but lets not pretend kayla is an angel who dindu nuffin.
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Musashi's Son
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Archive of the thread
(A)He also got called out by Nick's lawyer
(A)He implied that he filed a complaint against Reza Asian who said Nicholas had a pinchable face.
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(A)He also shared an article which implied the same thing.
(A)After he got called out. he backtracked
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(A)He was shit talking Nick's lawyers all the way back to March 2019 because they told him to stop implying he was part of the legal team.
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(A)Also, lmfao
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(A)articles about the situation
Lmfao, okay Barnes.
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Stuff like boxing and MMA are about as good as you can get for transfer to an actual fight which is over in maybe 5-30 seconds max. Throwing a flashy kick is a great way to get caught and stuffed to the ground. And yeah, prime Mike was untouchable.
Seeing the pictures of Nick back then, even when he's a self described "buff cheerleader", was no threat to anyone unless he's carrying a weapon. Frail, dorky, weak dude. Got by on other parents money, is good at lying, and got really, really lucky. Until now.
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I hope he at least uses a PS5 controller.
To be fair, if I looked like Nick and was a male cheerleader, I'd lie about being a buff cheerleader too. In the words of our man with nostrils of now rusted steel, "how embarrassing".
On a side note, we really need "HOW EMBARRASSING" put at the bottom of the page like Ethan Ralph's "You're Gonna Carry That Gunt". Especially since they're so similar, it's only appropriate.
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Even Nick in his actual law commentary period was careful to note when he was stating his opinion of what things should be, versus what they actually are, like his bizarre opinion about Marbury which he was careful to note was a fringe opinion.
Barnes just stated that bail, in and of itself, is unconstitutional, in stark contrast to the actual language of the Constitution.
"Swingers" are scum. Utter degenerates. In fact, I even reject this dumb "swinger" word. It's a pathetic attempt to make repulsive and loathsome behavior somehow look cool. What they are is just disgusting, pathetic cucks.
There is no excuse whatsoever for ever being a cuck, or a "swinger." It's just disgusting, subhuman behavior.
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I have had no prior knowledge of EVS before he went on stream last week to argue why Nick’s 16 year old should be taking care of his siblings to toughen him up or some gay shit like that. I have to assume he doesn’t have kids of his own.
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or dammit nick we lost the case again inside a square just like the unholy ty beard t-shirt
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He has an adult son from his first marriage and, from his new wife, a young autistic daughter that he uses as a shield whenever he's criticized.
His younger brother is also an artist (Noah Van Sciver) and has drawn a quirky book about the abuse they experienced at the hands of their crazy dad when they were kids. Very mentally ill family, EVS himself is probably a narcopath.
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That'd be very funny, but IMO it'd be a bit early now and would feel more appropriate once the hammer of justice drops.
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Male cheerleaders that are good at it (ugh why) have to be able to move 130 lb girls and hold up at least 200 lb in like those pyramids.
Nick was creeping and wanted access to girls.
As stated many times in this thread, Nick is a liar.
Nick’s best skill, probably above all else, is lying and deception.
He learned early on how to lie. Families with wealth have a lot of that since you need to stay on good terms to keep the welfare flowing.
He’s a loser that snagged an airhead but never had the opportunity or means to become as much of a degenerate or coomer, until now.
Elissa clips has been hitting it out of the park with snippets from the May 22nd stream. So many of them are Nick responding to questions that we now know, after the April blowjob stream and arrest warrant, are absolutely false.
There is more and more direct evidence out now and coming out with the body cams that directly contradict him.
Nick admitted himself that he never was a good lawyer.
So if Nick thinks he can just lie to the court and it will be like his locals sycophants he’s totally fucked.
Livestreams of the court hearing is going to be lawtube’s OJ. Instead of a nigger killing a mudshark blonde it’s a creep killing his real life for an american beauty degenerate fantasy.
Nick was creeping and wanted access to girls.
As stated many times in this thread, Nick is a liar.
Nick’s best skill, probably above all else, is lying and deception.
He learned early on how to lie. Families with wealth have a lot of that since you need to stay on good terms to keep the welfare flowing.
He’s a loser that snagged an airhead but never had the opportunity or means to become as much of a degenerate or coomer, until now.
Elissa clips has been hitting it out of the park with snippets from the May 22nd stream. So many of them are Nick responding to questions that we now know, after the April blowjob stream and arrest warrant, are absolutely false.
There is more and more direct evidence out now and coming out with the body cams that directly contradict him.
Nick admitted himself that he never was a good lawyer.
So if Nick thinks he can just lie to the court and it will be like his locals sycophants he’s totally fucked.
Livestreams of the court hearing is going to be lawtube’s OJ. Instead of a nigger killing a mudshark blonde it’s a creep killing his real life for an american beauty degenerate fantasy.
Weeb Slinger
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It astonishes me that, in what is now a thread of well over 5000 pages, the real victim of Nick Rekieta's runaway degeneracy has scarcely been acknowledged.
Picture, if you will, the following: A teenager on Christmas morning. Kneeling beside the tree, his trembling fingers prise apart the wrapping around a long box, revealing inside a doll of Magneto - the principle villain of the X-Men. He unfastens the wire ties that hold the action figure in place. Removing it from its packaging he tries out the various accessories. He shuffles-off the tight fitting helmet that amplifies Magneto's already formidable powers. Holding it up to the blinking festive lights, he admires its phallic art deco contouring, as if Frank Lloyd Wright had redesigned the human penis for a more sophisticated age. If this were larger, he thinks, I could fit both of my balls inside.
Time passes. Pages tumble from the calendar like leaves in Autumn. The Magneto doll either breaks or is sold on eBay, or at a yard sale. A collage of spinning headlines presents a dynamic picture of a world in continuous flux:
The boy is now a man of college age, navigating the internal politics of the Title IX dating scene. He has a girlfriend who refuses to allow him to nut inside her. 'But what if I were somehow able to place my nuts inside her?' he thinks. What then?
What then, indeed.
Drawing on Magneto's helmet for inspiration, he designs a bullet-shaped device that, with the insertion of the testicles, will assume the role of a hamster-cheeked secondary penis; one that has been fashioned not by God but by the artifice of man, who now dares to tamper with the fabric of creation itself. Weeks later, while on a mushroom bender, he will christen this apparatus 'The Balldo'.
The man creates a prototype from a cardboard tube. Incredibly, it holds both his gonads securely. The cardboard is both sharp and yielding; unlikely to survive long in the moist environment of a vagina A different medium is required. He convinces a friend - William, who is majoring in Applied Material Sciences - to manufacture a mock-up in hard plastic. William is a man of limited vision who cannot conceive penetrating a woman with his balls. He buys the story that the device is a portable bird feeder. The man files the relevant documents in person at the patent office. Giddy with expectation he imagines a world where the Balldo is more object d'art than sex toy; where it has transcended its trademark and has become a household name; where miniature Balldos, rendered in platinum and silver, dangle from charm bracelets; where the Top Hat playing piece in the board game Monopoly is permanently phased out and is replaced by a Balldo.
The years that follow pass in a blur:
He is in the corner office of a skyscraper, standing before a group of angel investors, pointing confidently with a stick at a pie chart on a whiteboard.
A montage of female news anchors, wearing pastel-toned jackets, utter the word "Balldo" approvingly in chorus.
Kyle from Nickelodeon orders 100,000 Balldos in the colours of the trans flag, for Gay Pride Month.
From her prison cell, Lara Croft accuses him of culturally appropriating the Balldo from the Mayans.
He is contacted by a man named Nick Rekieta - a lawyer - who offers to promote the Balldo within the respectable legal sector.
Alas, Rekieta is a control freak who is spiraling out of control; a degenerate scumbag worshipper of a pink anthropomorphic cow who, in the depraved mythology of his pantheon, is periodically fucked in the arse by a woman who has been hand-stitched from leather in a Mexican sweatshop. Rekieta has opened his marriage to all coomers. They film the overtures to their sordid bedroom dalliances in the sex pond he has incorporated into his formerly-christian home. He is a cocaine prepper; a man at war with his creator, and he is made to suffer the consequences. When the police break down his front door, they enter a house strewn with guns and filth, that bears the footprints of unwashed children dressed in soiled clothing. The Balldo will forever be associated with this individual. The brand is dead and with it dies the dream.
Another montage, this one documenting the fall of a man who challenged the notion of what could be inserted into a vagina: The same chorus of female news anchors, having seemingly swapped pastel-toned jackets with each other, utter the word 'Balldo', only this time with contempt. Kyle from Nickelodeon calls to cancel the Balldo deal. "Market research confirms that our demographic prefer well-groomed children with clean feet," he says. An article in the Wall Street Journal announces that the Top Hat in games of Monopoly is to be replaced by a baseball cap modelled on the one sold by the ailing Internet milliner, Jimothy Metokur.
100,000 Balldos, bedecked in trans flag colours, dangle from the branches of the tree outside the trailer that the man has been forced to move into. It is as if they have hung themselves in shame. William, his friend from college, visits. Spotting the hanging Balldos, he enquires of their inventor whether he has been successful in marketing his bird feeder design. The birds will not venture anywhere near this strange fruit. It is as if nature itself seeks to distance itself from Nick Rekieta.
One afternoon, the man receives a package in the mail. He opens the lid. A strange medallion stares back at him with green anime eyes. Wearily, he puts it on.
Picture, if you will, the following: A teenager on Christmas morning. Kneeling beside the tree, his trembling fingers prise apart the wrapping around a long box, revealing inside a doll of Magneto - the principle villain of the X-Men. He unfastens the wire ties that hold the action figure in place. Removing it from its packaging he tries out the various accessories. He shuffles-off the tight fitting helmet that amplifies Magneto's already formidable powers. Holding it up to the blinking festive lights, he admires its phallic art deco contouring, as if Frank Lloyd Wright had redesigned the human penis for a more sophisticated age. If this were larger, he thinks, I could fit both of my balls inside.
Time passes. Pages tumble from the calendar like leaves in Autumn. The Magneto doll either breaks or is sold on eBay, or at a yard sale. A collage of spinning headlines presents a dynamic picture of a world in continuous flux:
Lara Croft discovers rare Sonichu Medallion in Peru
Lara Croft: "Inside me there are two wolves, both trans"
Millionaire heiress, Lara Croft, avoids jail after wolf sex video leaks online
Pervert Croft imprisoned after locating/fucking missing father
Lara Croft: "Inside me there are two wolves, both trans"
Millionaire heiress, Lara Croft, avoids jail after wolf sex video leaks online
Pervert Croft imprisoned after locating/fucking missing father
The boy is now a man of college age, navigating the internal politics of the Title IX dating scene. He has a girlfriend who refuses to allow him to nut inside her. 'But what if I were somehow able to place my nuts inside her?' he thinks. What then?
What then, indeed.
Drawing on Magneto's helmet for inspiration, he designs a bullet-shaped device that, with the insertion of the testicles, will assume the role of a hamster-cheeked secondary penis; one that has been fashioned not by God but by the artifice of man, who now dares to tamper with the fabric of creation itself. Weeks later, while on a mushroom bender, he will christen this apparatus 'The Balldo'.
The man creates a prototype from a cardboard tube. Incredibly, it holds both his gonads securely. The cardboard is both sharp and yielding; unlikely to survive long in the moist environment of a vagina A different medium is required. He convinces a friend - William, who is majoring in Applied Material Sciences - to manufacture a mock-up in hard plastic. William is a man of limited vision who cannot conceive penetrating a woman with his balls. He buys the story that the device is a portable bird feeder. The man files the relevant documents in person at the patent office. Giddy with expectation he imagines a world where the Balldo is more object d'art than sex toy; where it has transcended its trademark and has become a household name; where miniature Balldos, rendered in platinum and silver, dangle from charm bracelets; where the Top Hat playing piece in the board game Monopoly is permanently phased out and is replaced by a Balldo.
The years that follow pass in a blur:
He is in the corner office of a skyscraper, standing before a group of angel investors, pointing confidently with a stick at a pie chart on a whiteboard.
A montage of female news anchors, wearing pastel-toned jackets, utter the word "Balldo" approvingly in chorus.
Kyle from Nickelodeon orders 100,000 Balldos in the colours of the trans flag, for Gay Pride Month.
From her prison cell, Lara Croft accuses him of culturally appropriating the Balldo from the Mayans.
He is contacted by a man named Nick Rekieta - a lawyer - who offers to promote the Balldo within the respectable legal sector.
Alas, Rekieta is a control freak who is spiraling out of control; a degenerate scumbag worshipper of a pink anthropomorphic cow who, in the depraved mythology of his pantheon, is periodically fucked in the arse by a woman who has been hand-stitched from leather in a Mexican sweatshop. Rekieta has opened his marriage to all coomers. They film the overtures to their sordid bedroom dalliances in the sex pond he has incorporated into his formerly-christian home. He is a cocaine prepper; a man at war with his creator, and he is made to suffer the consequences. When the police break down his front door, they enter a house strewn with guns and filth, that bears the footprints of unwashed children dressed in soiled clothing. The Balldo will forever be associated with this individual. The brand is dead and with it dies the dream.
Another montage, this one documenting the fall of a man who challenged the notion of what could be inserted into a vagina: The same chorus of female news anchors, having seemingly swapped pastel-toned jackets with each other, utter the word 'Balldo', only this time with contempt. Kyle from Nickelodeon calls to cancel the Balldo deal. "Market research confirms that our demographic prefer well-groomed children with clean feet," he says. An article in the Wall Street Journal announces that the Top Hat in games of Monopoly is to be replaced by a baseball cap modelled on the one sold by the ailing Internet milliner, Jimothy Metokur.
100,000 Balldos, bedecked in trans flag colours, dangle from the branches of the tree outside the trailer that the man has been forced to move into. It is as if they have hung themselves in shame. William, his friend from college, visits. Spotting the hanging Balldos, he enquires of their inventor whether he has been successful in marketing his bird feeder design. The birds will not venture anywhere near this strange fruit. It is as if nature itself seeks to distance itself from Nick Rekieta.
One afternoon, the man receives a package in the mail. He opens the lid. A strange medallion stares back at him with green anime eyes. Wearily, he puts it on.
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Is that the fringe opinion where the court was never actually charged with the duty of saying what the law is, and conducting judicial review, under Article III? I don't know what Nick said, but I have heard that one before elsewhere.
I never understood that one, because if Marbury is wrong, then how the fuck can our judicial system function?
I don't dispute SCOTUS has does asspulls before, but I don't think that's one of them. It seemed the intent from the very beginning.
EDIT: Typo.
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Theoretically speaking, if you received some large sum of money during this financially hard period of time for you, would you sweep some dirt on the site connecting to person donating? I don't mean like deleting thread or something that severe, more along the lines of what you said in one of your streams, I think in was about Rakieta, where you said that you try not to talk/don't like to talk about drama associated with him, becouse you like the guy.
P. S. I not insinuating anything, just curious what would your actions be in this hypothetical situation.
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Maybe it's already been said but what the fuck is with that hair style on him? The bowl cut bangs are atrocious.