Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

i completely forgot that at one point in history, "baldo" was a pejorative term used to refer to a bald person.

And he drove up from thence unto Spicer: and as he was coming up by the way, there came forth many Kiwis out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Up yours, thou balldo; up yours, thou balldo. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LAW. And there came forth two slatterns out of the wood, and tare forty and two Kiwis of them. And he drove forth from thence to Atlantic City, and from thence he broke many traffic laws.

 

[Strix454]

In addition to having expired tags on his Navigator Nick also wasn't carrying his license, nor was he carrying proof of insurance. He did come equipped with excuses about his darn kids though.



Same as in 2023 with the excuses about the darn kids:

In some places, that would be at least three violations right there. They would tow the car and take you to jail.

If they just let him drive home without D/L, insurance or tags...he got off incredibly light.

 

[TurdThrower]

She’s someone whose family escaped Iran but she likes simping for Iranian proxies because she’s a 1 million IQ contrarian.

What is the lore on that?

I thought this clip of Nick and Drex shitting on Jack Murphy had aged poorly before 2024. It's even crazier to hear now.

I like how he accused Ron Toye (still a POS) of being a cuck while he turned out to be the actual cuck.

 

[Captain Manning]

Idk why anybody would bother trying to purge something off the Internet. 1. It will never be gone. 2. You will draw attention to it and make people look for it. 3. You are arguably admitting it's incriminating by deleting it.

All good points, but he didn't purge anything except for the coke nose stream (the last full one before the arrest), and that was an incomplete purge. It's still on Kick and Bitchute.

The people in the comments don't know what they're talking about.

Behold:



Top one is his second to last full stream. Coke nose was purged off YouTube and Rumble. That weird Locals stream where the camera was mostly off came the night after (1/14 complete for May). Then he got arrested. Nothing has changed or updated since then AFAIK.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Idk why anybody would bother trying to purge something off the Internet. 1. It will never be gone. 2. You will draw attention to it and make people look for it. 3. You are arguably admitting it's incriminating by deleting it.

I'd welcome a class, maybe make it a HS one, who teaches people about basic internet literacy. Let's be real, we are never going back to the pre-internet days barring a meteor.

Streisand effect +the internet is forever + the government and corps are not on your side. Whatever you post can and will be used against you.

 

[Strix454]

I might be retarded and I might not be able to read correctly, but I was reading the op and this history seems a little off which is why I brought it up.

Nick's resumes and work histories all end in 2010. But he has supposedly claimed that he worked while going to law school after 2010 and some remember him as saying he worked at Welles Fargo. I'm personally not convinced that he worked at all while going to law school. But there is no definitive information.

 

[RotPockets]

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"GROUNZ! THE BALLDO IS NOT REHLUVENT YA HONUH!"
"THE NAVIGATOR WUZ RECALLED YA HONUH!"

With the new info about ricky avoiding traffic court and acting like a faggot libertarian, is this the start of a new arc?

 

[Morgalara]

Shit. That demon loves to eat libertarians. She's a professional whore too, probably going to spread like AIDS now.

I doubt that the demon would even care enough to awaken and consume her soul. The victim must have a high enough level of e-clout and influence to make it worth the entities time, and judging by those tattoos I don't think she has much of a soul to eat in the first place. Ammit-chan needs a tastier meal.

 

[FedPostalService]

Apparently he purged everything on YouTube since October.
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If he did start purging now wouldn’t that lead to a possibility of him being charged with tampering with evidence? Seems super likely given his streams would more than likely be evidence in any case?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

False. I coined the nickname Rage Twig for Nick in December, by which time he had already been looking gaunt and underweight for a while. He met the Imholtes in February October but was already anorexic, whether he’d admitted it by then or not.

Correct.

Nick was being mocked for a very long time before gorging his face with ramen on his post-stream Locals streams at 2 or 3 in the morning, suggesting he wasn't eating meals. And on at least one show he mentioned that he had only ate a small bag of Doritos and a Snickers bar (or some similar small quantity of junk food) for the entire day.

And what do you know....

One thing Camelot said which I don't think was given attention was that Balldoman told him "the best way to lose weight is to just do coke and then eat ramen at 3am once per day."

I posted the below in mid-December 2023. Aaron now says the swinging/polycule had started when he texted the Rekietas while Aaron and April were on a trip to Vegas trip around this time. That situation was at most days old.

But in reality even by this point, Nick was already physically frail to the point where it was noticeable in comparing photos from March to December 2023:

His physical decline is extremely severe and extremely rapid and has to be obvious to everyone he knows locally at this point and even in the context of the thread I think it's crossed over to the point of being sad.

When the guy is talking about "when I cooked meals" in the past tense, things are getting to a really bad place. Keep in mind that even when Ralph was at his nadir at the start of the year, he would still order takeout delivery from the Rappi app. Nick eats junk food, a Snickers bar and a small bag of Doritos or whatever.

Photos reposted below:

March 2023



December 2023

Apparently he purged everything on YouTube since October.

Who? Rekieta? He has not. That video is from August anyway.

 

[RotPockets]

That's incorrect. Everything is still there.

The last non-live thing he did is in October. 9 months ago.

YouTube sorts by "videos" and "live" now. Been doing it that way for a while. When you go to his channel, it looks like his last upload is 9 months ago, until you click the live tab.

All good points, but he didn't purge anything except for the coke nose stream (the last full one before the arrest), and that was an incomplete purge. It's still on Kick and Bitchute.

The people in the comments don't know what they're talking about.

Behold:

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Top one is his second to last full stream. Coke nose was purged off YouTube and Rumble. That weird Locals stream where the camera was mostly off came the night after (1/14 complete for May). Then he got arrested. Nothing has changed or updated since then AFAIK.

Im aware.

You can search by live and everything is still (mostly) there.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Nick has no hobbies, just substance abuse and sexual degeneracy. No real friends, just online clout goblins. No aspirations or goals, just the next fleeting moment of hedonistic pleasure. His is a hollow existence devoid of meaningful connections.

Yet, if he goes pro se for his criminal trial, we won't be able to call him a non-practicing lawyer. His professional reputation shall be restored, the haters suitably chastised, and the online world shall clap.

You should definitely stay pro se, Nick! That's really your only choice to restore your reputation as the LawPope. You'll definitely win the case and be able to sue the police department for a false arrest based on their six million Constitutional violations in serving their search warrant.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Im aware.

Then why did you post it as if it was a fact?

Apparently he purged everything on YouTube since October.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I see that some of you are seething about me calling Nick Rekieta far-right. I know that at least a few people in the supposed "sektor" have looked around and realized that they are surrounded by retarded degenerates. For better or worse you are compared to these idiots. You are compared to the Vito's, Rekietas, and the Groypers. When the mainstream right-conservatives puts up a candidate like Trump can you really talk about Christianity and family values? You can elect a meme president or go with the "trigger the libs own the libs" shit but I am Independent. I see that both sides have lost the plot. I don't support BLM tearing up communities and I don't support thugs breaking into the capital. Stop the steal was organized by Ali Alexander, a brown gay pederast, and if you want to hold up people like Baked Alaska as a patriot and a hero you are as far gone as the far-left. Nick Rekieta is right of Trump because lets face it you burned down family values and supposed "Christianity" for political expediency. Degeneracy, Gays, and cat-boys are ingrained into your side as deeply as the far-left.

Imagine still giving a shit about this. You must have gotten lost on the way to Reddit.

 

[veritarded]

someone found this old picture from Drexel of Rekieta's desk. Apparently what's behind his desk is a huge mystery.

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if you said this was bossman’s setup i would believe it.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

When the mainstream right-conservatives puts up a candidate like Trump can you really talk about Christianity and family values?

trump's a 90s democrat and nick rekeita does swinging polycule stuff all this is not "far right" and any ideology involving "far right" would have rekeita imprisoned at best. What people who call themselves conservative think or do regarding trump or rekeita doesn't change the fact that rekeita is not right wing but a libertine. He's a left wing anarchist/left wing libertarian at best based on his social views. There's a reason why daxipad, who shares the ideology of rekeita, whines about "christian conservatives" all the time.

now someone like fuentes would be someone your attestation would be accurate for. Fuentes is far right, if a faggot far right political person. because in spite of his homosexuality his ideology he promulgates is far right, in spite of his personal hypocrisies and indiscretions on the matter.

now maybe rekeita of old could be considered right wing but not anymore.

 

[RotPockets]

Then why did you post it as if it was a fact?

I said “apparently” referring to the comment in the screenshot I posted. Someone else has already posted about the Live tab, which I responded to with this.

I went back to see if anyone in the comments said what you said about the “live” tab. Just some BalldoWasher’s weak attempts at noseguarding.
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Nice to see his downfall is more significant than covering the trials that made his channel relevant.
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The amount Nick has deteriorated since October is shocking.

 

[BathTubShine]

"GROUNZ! THE BALLDO IS NOT REHLUVENT YA HONUH!"
"THE NAVIGATOR WUZ RECALLED YA HONUH!"

"OB-SEK-SHUUN! IS DAT LAWFUL LAW YA HONUH?!"
"SUBJEC MATTA JURIS-DICHOON?"


From the bottom of my (rainbow optimist)heart I hope Nick gets what he fucking deserves and gets whole bookcase thrown at him by the courts.

 

[repentance]

Nick's Dad (lets call him Bob lol) flies up from Florida to lie and deflect to get his son out of trouble. Is your family living up to the Rekieta name Bob? What about that hospital-wing named after your family down in Texas? Phony Charity by rich scum no better than the far-left that do the same things. Nick is literally far-right Hunter Biden. What is going to happen to you Bob when the authorities find out that you're lying to protect your son?

It isn't the Reiketa side of the family that is rich.

 

[eDove]

Was anyone else turned off/annoyed by Nick as a YT personality since the beginning and now feels super vindicated?