Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AltisticRight]

My expert opinion is that bacon was sitting in some kinda maple or sugar brine. That black nasty carbon has gotta be sugar from something in the bacon.

This makes sense, I fucked up maple bacon jam when I was 15, I forgot to turn the heat down and returned to a chirping fire alarm, a pan of sludge, and a very angry Asian parent.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This makes sense, I fucked up maple bacon jam when I was 15, I forgot to turn the heat down and returned to a chirping fire alarm, a pan of sludge, and a very angry Asian parent.

That's so sad. Turning lovely bacon jam into carbon.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This is the guy who has multiple strokes and was helped by doctors. Ffs

 

[TheMovieGuy]

They fell apart super hard, in part because the "noodles" are just an overbaked omelet as usual, and because they were majorly overstuffed. Also, he shows off a hand mixer guard which, while absolutely unnecessary for most people, I will concede that Jack probably does need it tbh.

(sorry no archive, will make one later unless somebody else gets it)

 

[#Ripley #]

This is the guy who has multiple strokes and was helped by doctors. Ffs

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Holy shit this pisses me off. Fucking hell.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

They fell apart super hard, in part because the "noodles" are just an overbaked omelet as usual, and because they were majorly overstuffed. Also, he shows off a hand mixer guard which, while absolutely unnecessary for most people, I will concede that Jack probably does need it tbh.

(sorry no archive, will make one later unless somebody else gets it)

It still cracks me up when he tries to do stuff with only one functioning arm.

Is he still doing weekly updates? He looks fatter than ever

 

[The Feline Solution]

Also it's really telling Hope is slightly nervous around him; she is not trying to scooch closer to him and draws back when his hand got near. Fucking awful human being.

Die, Jack. Painfully.

 

[Flonominal88]

D

Die, Jack. Painfully.

Didn’t he use to punch the dog in the nose when it was a puppy?

 

[Quixotic Man]

You guys aren't enjoying Jack's new series, "A Million Ways to Make a Worse Omelette?"

Spoiler alert: They all involve cheese and butter.

 

[Super Hans v2]

They fell apart super hard, in part because the "noodles" are just an overbaked omelet as usual, and because they were majorly overstuffed. Also, he shows off a hand mixer guard which, while absolutely unnecessary for most people, I will concede that Jack probably does need it tbh.

(sorry no archive, will make one later unless somebody else gets it)

I thought Jr had a job at a warehouse being a forklift jockey. Why's he always yelling at Call of Duty in the background?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I thought Jr had a job at a warehouse being a forklift jockey. Why's he always yelling at Call of Duty in the background?

Knowing how Jack jr acts like, they most likely fired him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This is the guy who has multiple strokes and was helped by doctors. Ffs

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If hospitals were being paid to kill people Fatty would be dead already.

Hell that nursing home he was in would have poisoned his eggs and been done with him.

They fell apart super hard, in part because the "noodles" are just an overbaked omelet as usual, and because they were majorly overstuffed. Also, he shows off a hand mixer guard which, while absolutely unnecessary for most people, I will concede that Jack probably does need it tbh.

(sorry no archive, will make one later unless somebody else gets it)

That was revolting. Just utterly revolting.

It's like watching a madman slowly go more and more insane with each passing video.

 

[semitooth]

Didn’t he use to punch the dog in the nose when it was a puppy?

he punched the dog in the nose like 2 videos back

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I thought Jr had a job at a warehouse being a forklift jockey. Why's he always yelling at Call of Duty in the background?

Knowing how Jack jr acts like, they most likely fired him.

As funny as being fired is, he probably got used to the night shift salary bonus and hours of work. A lotta distribution centers will run 24/7, so if he got a job at one of them, I'd bet he opted for night shift again.

 

[._.]

I'm not casting shade on Rob who I guess is a troll. And I figured that Jack being a zero-taste boomer would be well accepted. Mainly I'm just irritated when anyone gives money to these soulless tourist places instead of actually trying a local eatery. And Jack lives near Nashville, anyone driving out to Opry Mills for an applebees steak isn't a local.

He lived in a Nashville suburb (Hendersonville) and complained about liberals and the city all the time. Hes actually from Orange County. hes a suburbanite city dude who wants to larp as John Wayne and idolizes 'ranchin life' but he couldnt get on a horse with a stepladder and if he had to shit in an outhouse he would be Karening all over about how it wasnt ADA compliable.

 

[Ghostse]

Nashville suburb (Hendersonville)

> Hendersonville
> Nashville suburb
lolno.
Because the metro & county governments merged back in the 70s, any village in Davidson county likes to claim themselves a Nashville Suburb (or just claim they are in Nashville), but they aren't. That's like saying Tarrytown is a suburb of NYC.

But if he lived there it makes sense why he's going to Overpriced Applebees for a steak.

 

[Narwhal]

he punched the dog in the nose like 2 videos back

I hope his death is very painful and he feels every second of it

 

[p1138]

> Hendersonville
> Nashville suburb
lolno.
Because the metro & county governments merged back in the 70s, any village in Davidson county likes to claim themselves a Nashville Suburb (or just claim they are in Nashville), but they aren't. That's like saying Tarrytown is a suburb of NYC.

But if he lived there it makes sense why he's going to Overpriced Applebees for a steak.

I'm sure Fatty could find a decent steakhouse if he actually had any decent sense about food. You have to remember a few things.

He karens about pricing and will compare menu prices at times to 20 years prior.
He loves pictures on menus.
I don't think he's ever been seen in a place with anything resembling a dress code, ever.
He has the palate of a 4 year old.
Most of his opinion about how gud the fud is, is based on quantity with a smaller portion based on retarded anectdotes that he thinks make him sound cultured(marinara needing to be warm as if that's the only thing that matters, etc.)
He cannot fathom the concept of being incorrect about anything.

They fell apart super hard, in part because the "noodles" are just an overbaked omelet as usual, and because they were majorly overstuffed. Also, he shows off a hand mixer guard which, while absolutely unnecessary for most people, I will concede that Jack probably does need it tbh.

(sorry no archive, will make one later unless somebody else gets it)

He's also too much of a retard to have just cut squares, put the filling on one, and then stacked the other on top. Also, wtf was that "write me if you need me, I love you" shit like he's sending a kid off to summer camp?

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack has been trying his hand at youtube shorts lately. This is an edit from a video he did back when he had two functioning arms. Jack demonstrates how to 'quickly' shuck corn by putting it in a microwave for four minutes. It already has more views and likes than carnivore ravioli. Zoomer commenters seem unimpressed.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

> Hendersonville
> Nashville suburb
lolno.
Because the metro & county governments merged back in the 70s, any village in Davidson county likes to claim themselves a Nashville Suburb (or just claim they are in Nashville), but they aren't. That's like saying Tarrytown is a suburb of NYC.

But if he lived there it makes sense why he's going to Overpriced Applebees for a steak.

Hes a tourist in his own town lmao. Nothing wrong with hitting up a chain restaurant now and again but those places are the only restaurants he goes to, it's too familiar and guud to part from.