Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Konstantin Romanov]

I still haven't got a satisfactory answer on why they hate Eric beyond 'groid in comics'

Couple factors really, mostly jealousy though. Eric makes a lot more money on his comics, and delivered them on time. I don't really feel confident to judge the quality, but they are just as good as anything dick's gaggle of faggots put out. And to add to all that, Eric is black.

July had a nigga moment over Masterson making fun of his comic, DMCA'd a video containing some pages from it and also a parody logo Riley (Dick's Igor) made. The Dick camp had a vague idea that DMCA strikes make you fair game so Dick declared jihad and EVS would never dare question the proclamations of Ayatollah Herrera.

 

[Not Who You Think]

What do Nick's detractors want? (I can't believe I'm quoting Camelot, but sometimes the dumbest people ask the smartest questions.)

Not just Camelot331. You are also quoting Nick. When people close to Nick turn "detractor" Nick has asked them the same question: "what do you want?"

Nick did this with Cynthia before exiling her from LOCALS:


Nick also did this with PerceptionChek in the leaked DMs in 2023 (part I here and part II here)


And later, when Nick paraphrased the interaction with PerceptionChek in his own favor, Nick did it again on a LOCALS stream in February 2023 (before the DMs were leaked and Nick had more control of the public narrative of this interaction):

This is what Nick asks when backed into a corner. Not that he will do anything about it. It is just a tactic Nick uses to make people think he is engaging and likely to pick out more unrealistic/emotional responses so that he can safely dismiss them. It is also a way to lightly shift the focus off of himself (and his failures) and onto the expectations of others, however (un)reasonable they may be.

Even if good points are made, Nick's recourse is to restart the conversation by either denying that there is a problem, feigning ignorance ("I don't know what you, or anyone, is talking about"), or claiming that people are going to believe whatever they want to believe and can't know everything. These are Nick's most consistent copes, and his most effective means of telegraphing how close-minded he really is.

If Nick restarts the conversation so that it can't progress to the point where he has to explain himself (by asking for clarity on the criticisms ad nauseum) then people eventually take the hint, move on, and some become "detractors".

As for what the detractors want as a collective, I really can't say. I am not personally invested in Nick's success or downfall, and he amounts to little more than a hobby to me.

Oddly enough, there are items on your list that aren't restricted to Nick's detractors... there are even a few that Nick's own children might appreciate:

From mild to severe:

• Accountability and apology?
• Shame?
• Rehab?
• Cancellation?
• Prison?
• Suicide? Given the number of "Kill Yourself" posts on this thread since 5/23 that's clearly in the mix.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

The trad Christian family types aren't gonna accept him back, they may "forgive him" but not really.

Admittedly I never took a theology class or went to seminary school, but I'm pretty sure God only commands that we forgive our "trespassers," meaning we don't have to forget. "Forgive and forget" doesn't come from the Bible.

For example, you can forgive the person that sexually abused you as a child, maybe even forgive them to their face, but that doesn't mean you should "forget" what was done completely and allow them access to your own children. Forgiveness also doesn't make it so it never hurts again.

Applied to Rekieta, the people who believed in the initial image he sold, gave him money, defended him for a while, and perhaps became a bit "parasocial" may genuinely forgive him for what he did, pray for him and Kayla to get better, pray for the family, and wish them the best, but that doesn't mean they have so stay subscribed or re-subscribe, watch his content, and give him more money.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Admittedly I never took a theology class or went to seminary school, but I'm pretty sure God only commands that we forgive our "trespassers," meaning we don't have to forget. "Forgive and forget" doesn't come from the Bible.

For example, you can forgive the person that sexually abused you as a child, maybe even forgive them to their face, but that doesn't mean you should "forget" what was done completely and allow them access to your own children. Forgiveness also doesn't make it so it never hurts again.

Applied to Rekieta, the people who believed in the initial image he sold, gave him money, defended him for a while, and perhaps became a bit "parasocial" may genuinely forgive him for what he did, pray for him and Kayla to get better, pray for the family, and wish them the best, but that doesn't mean they have so stay subscribed or re-subscribe, watch his content, and give him more money.

This is mostly correct, but there is also this:

'But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;'

- Matthew 5:44

The point is for the wronged person to not dwell on the wrong in bitterness, but to move past it and be the bigger person.

 

[CoomerTine]

Lol Riley’s mugshot has been released

https://x.com/kinocopter/status/1799941061198152052?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Lol Riley’s mugshot has been released

https://x.com/kinocopter/status/1799941061198152052?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

faggot looks like a terrorist

 

[Pitbull Victim]

faggot looks like a terrorist

So fat he turned into a Japanese terrorist.

 

[daniel day]

What do Nick's detractors want?

to laugh, mr bond

 

[Maraschino]

Forgiveness and acceptance are two VERY different things. If he has a complete 100% turn around and redemption arc, I still wouldn't watch him. He does not deserve the platform he had after what he did to his children.

Let's operate under the assumption that he does try to turn his life around...why exactly should I trust him? And why does forgiveness necessarily entitle people to believe that once someone has forgiven them, that the person who has forgiven them is never allowed to remember, bring up, or take into account how the actions of the person who did the wrongdoing affected them?

Answer: It doesn't.

It can take a long time to build up my trust in someone and it can take an instant to shatter it forever. Nick lost my ability to trust in anything he says ever a long time ago. I've seen him repeatedly lie as if his words aren't recorded for everyone to see. I've got too much of an obsessive personality combined with potential tism to listen to someone try to rewrite history as if I don't know what he's doing, trying to play lawyer games by answering questions nobody asked and believing he's some sort of genius rhetorician.

I've seen a glimpse of the kind of person he is, and I'm fucking disgusted.

Here's a list of some of the shit he's done that we know of that I can think of off the top of my head:

• Nick cheered on someone who was a detractor of his (Clairebere I think is the spelling) getting hacked and their pornography leaked.
• Or him believing a "detractor" (Elissa) of his (whose entire schtick is literally posting the stuff he says with no additional commentary) should go and fucking die, because of the crime of...posting what he says, and people seeing what he says and thinking "That's fucking gross" or "What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"
• Or the smugness he displayed when he believed Null really could use some assistance in fundraising because he has some "experience" in that field, let's forget that the person he assisted (Vic) had a massive fanbase who adored him and genuinely believed he was wronged and wanted some sort of justice for him that he won't ever be able to get because of legal fuckery...oh wait, why did he decide he wasn't going to give Null help? Because he's not his friend, because Null tried to "extort" Nick by saying he doesn't want to associate with him until he gets his drinking under control
• His seething at July for (correctly) pointing out that Nick does not practice law (by Nick's own admission) and therefore is not a practicing attorney, while July has attorneys who are already assisting him, which culminated in a 7 hour stream of just yelling slurs out and making up the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen, as if he wishes he was born black but wasn't but still wants street cred.
• "I was never a law channel, fuck off you incel faggot prudes"
• "The people criticizing me were right, but said it in a faggoty way, so I disregarded everything they said"
• His disrespect towards the other people who were performing at the night of his standup, in which he decides that his 10 minute standup needs to actually take 30 minutes, ignoring every single request to get the fuck off the stage because his turn is up...but he doesn't believe he should, pretending to not see it, because he's so fucking hilarious (he's not)
• His lying about Montagraph and quadrupling down at every opportunity to call him a pedophile with absolutely no evidence except what exists in his head, while alleging Monty has to prove he's not a pedophile, and insisting he won't settle unless Monty admits to doing so (how's that working out)
• The entirety of the Dear John stream, fully showing his narcissism and psychopathy. His response to someone reaching out to him for help for their suicidality is to try to weaponize it years later because he believes he's above everyone else
• Consistently putting people he "cares about" into situations that could fuck them up even more severely, all while under the guise of a joke that only he's allowed to enjoy: Curt with the Denny's shit, Rittenhouse with "How'd you feel when you killed someone?"
• Every time he made up an excuse to skip out on his streams, which I believed he did because he wanted to party, only to find out what he actually was doing was so much worse than what I had considered he was doing
• The 5k Locals reward never showing up
• Every single time he's cut off someone from his friend group because they dared to say he was wrong or making a mistake
• "I don't cut off people"/"I cut them off because fuck them"
• "I hope you make a million dollars"/"I say 'I hope you make a million dollars' because I don't, because I don't respect them"
• The knives for Vic that were never auctioned off
• Every other fucking promise he's ever made that he doesn't fulfill
• "I don't believe I'm the smartest person in the room, I don't want to be the smartest person in the room" as he demonstrates to believe he's the expert at everything and the smartest person in every room
• Everything regarding Hedonism 2
• "Lady Rackets and I are 'aggressively monogamous'" (lmao)
  

I don't give a shit what Nick boos, because I've seen what makes him cheer. I won't trust any redemption arc he alleges to have, because I can't trust it, because I'm mentally incapable of being able to separate when he's lying and when he's not, so I just assume he's always lying unless I can get external validation. What I've also gained from the Balldoverse collapse is that several people who are friends with Nick who have known him for years have (allegedly) had knowledge that he's been a fraud for either (allegedly) months (Camelot) or fucking (allegedly) years (Itsagundam). Everyone who knew he was a fraud can go fuck off too as far as I'm concerned (not allegedly, for real, in real life).

"Was he lying then, or is he lying now?" is not a goddamned sentence you want to apply to you, and my answer is, "He's lying when his mouth is open and words are coming out."

He's effectively dead to a lot of people, and he has been dead to me a long time before he ever decided to animorph to look like a fucking corpse. He deserves no respect, he deserves to be ignored and then forgotten, to have his kids be taken care of by people who actually care about them, because that's the worst thing for someone with his shit mentality. I don't even think he treats his children as actual children, but as property, and how dare you take his property from him? They're an excuse to not do the shit he's supposed to, because he's not a man, he's a colossal bitch. Fuck him and fuck the people who knew what a monster he was but decided to hide it because it was beneficial to them.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

faggot looks like a terrorist

Looks like Sargon.

 

[velvetelvis]

Montegraph should prove he's not a pedophile, as per Nick's demand, by charity-fucking Nick's over the hill wife, and then settle for hundreds of thousands of dollars. Findom is the only thing that can give you true pleasure, Nick.

What if the cocaine was the Locals gift?

 

[owed to joy]

This Riley arrest is really twisting the knife for Nick. It's probably the only content he could feasibly stream about with some support from Dax's army of fat trannies. But Balldo is at an impasse, to stream or not to stream. Will he jump back into the drama that sent him spiraling down the same irrelevancy void that Vito & Dax sleep together in? After already swearing off drama & saying sorry to Eric?

Anyway his coverage would be trash as he's got less legal intelligence than your average female true crime fan. Not to mention he's a peer of Riley's in that they both aspire to be Dax's next cum sock. And he's always drunk.

Can we get Sean to cover it please

 

[Evilronald]

I'm guessing:
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He put on the medallion. The Lead Attorney saw that shit and had no idea what it was but still knew to steer clear.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

To answer that, you have to go back to a cold, snowy night, in November 1936.
A Luftwaffe plane carrying the prototype of the device that would later become known as the Balldo suffered a catastrophic engine malfunction and was lost somewhere in the Austrian Alps. Its believed that anti-German secret agents consisting of Scandinavian Prudes and Communist sympathizers learned of the Balldo and swore that it would never see the light. Our best archivists and researchers after months of hard work, and travelling to 16 different countries, can only now shine light on one of the deepest buried secrets of the Second World War...

The Russians actually stole Germany's final wunderwaffe that would have won them the war. A shopping cart that you put a coin in, and get it back when you return the cart. It would have won them the war if they were able to mass produce them.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

Lol Riley’s mugshot has been released

https://x.com/kinocopter/status/1799941061198152052?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

Is that the trailer park version of Sargon of Akkad?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

What do Nick's detractors want?

More dignified streams such as this

 

[Retink Retunk]

He put on the medallion. The Lead Attorney saw that shit and had no idea what it was but still knew to steer clear.
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Darkies do know their voodoo when they see it.

 

[anionfarflung]

I just can’t hate the guy no matter how hard I try.

I have a soft spot for Cody, too.

I still haven't got a satisfactory answer on why they hate Eric beyond 'groid in comics'

A lot of the takes aren't wrong, but I'll add this.

Dick claims to have a low tolerance for political spergory, regardless of which side of the political spectrum whence it comes. He thinks the Comicsgate is political bullshit, and that people are only buying the comics to make a statement, regardless of the quality. They are spending money on comics just to thumb their noses at woke libtards.
As someone who has been a supporter of the criticisms of Comicsgate from early on (Richard Meyer is basically why I am on Kiwi Farms, was a Nick fan, and all this shit), Dick is right. I bought Jawbreakers and the first Cyberfrog primarily out of spite. Jawbreakers was meh. The ART of Cyberfrog is good, but the story? I haven't bought anything since then because the truth is I like the dead Marvel comics from the 80s and 90s (and stuff like Sandman), and the Comicsgate comics aren't my thing and probably never will be. Ideally we could one day reform the mainstream companies, but that's rainbow.

Dick asked that bitch on Flashcast (I forget which bitch) if she had read ISOM. Of course she hadn't. She just bought the comic out of loyalty to the cause, and not based on quality. Dick speculated that the Comicsgate comics were crap and he was (believe me, I hate saying this) right.

Edit: I should add here that I think it was timing; had EVS's comic been under discussion EVS would have been the target. Since it was July's EVS jumped onto the criticism as quick as he could and made Dick an ally.

And surely if the story is shit and doesn't appeal to anyone, nobody would buy the damn things?

See my answer above. They're (we're) buying them for ulterior reasons, and I have to admit that it's sad. If they were actually quality it would be a different story. (I'm sure I am forgetting or am unaware of some exceptions of quality in Comicsgate.)

His audience is (was?) made up of a sizeable number of Christian conservatives who treated him as some kind of godly Christian warrior standing up for their moral values.

I'm an atheist and I liked Nick despite his God-bothering, which I never really believed, anyway. At most I thought he was probably a naughty nerd like me who maybe was trying to convince himself that he was some righteous Christian. I legitimately liked his personality and talent (and, sober, he does have some talent as an entertainer). My favorite moments are still the Tonkisaw stream and the Shane Homelessburg stream, but the Ronversations and other streams were also fun. I had to pretend I didn't hear the skunk story because cruelty to animals is something I can't abide, and I am ashamed to admit that I was hypocritical about that.

Is Nick on Ozempic or something? It's like all the fat has drained out of is skin and he looks a bit deathly.

I've seen people in his locals ask that question and he was dismissive. I know you're joking, by the way, but just adding in that you're not the only one to have that come to mind.

3. The kids. They'll thrive living with rich, doting grandparents in Florida. They won't have to deal with two overbearing, creepy, recovering addicts trying to make up for their reprehensible behavior.

Are we sure the grandparents aren't just as degenerate?

Admittedly I never took a theology class or went to seminary school, but I'm pretty sure God only commands that we forgive our "trespassers," meaning we don't have to forget.

The Lead Attorney saw that shit and had no idea what it was but still knew to steer clear.

Niggers are famous for their exceeding amount of caution in regard to the supernatural.

 

[LanceHaver]

And later, when Nick paraphrased the interaction with PerceptionChek in his own favor, Nick did it again on a LOCALS stream in February 2023 (before the DMs were leaked and Nick had more control of the public narrative of this interaction):

This is what Nick asks when backed into a corner. Not that he will do anything about it. It is just a tactic Nick uses to make people think he is engaging and likely to pick out more unrealistic/emotional responses so that he can safely dismiss them. It is also a way to lightly shift the focus off of himself (and his failures) and onto the expectations of others, however (un)reasonable they may be

"What do you WANT me to say?"
He is coming across as extremely desperate, he's willing to say and do pretty much anything to stop them unsubbing. It's pretty pathetic, same energy as a 5yo who wants their toy back

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

He put on the medallion. The Lead Attorney saw that shit and had no idea what it was but still knew to steer clear.
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It reminded me of black people in general react to anything occult or seen as magical or witch craft.


Pull up youtube videos of black people reacting to street magic.