Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

[Sparky Lurker]

No release dates and cutscenes everywhere, apart from Doom the first-party output is going downhill fast.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Fable looks it tried to rip off Witcher, but made it woke and shite.
Perfect dark is mirrors edge for those recovering from brain surgery.
Indiana jones, lol.
Avowed looks terrible
With so many studios and so much potential, this is what they puke out?

I've come to terms and accepted that gaming is no longer for me, the industry hates me. At least there's a big back log to go at.

 

[The Last Stand]

You'd think with their Black Ops 6 reveal, now would be a great time to drop some older CoDs on Game Pass. At least the Black Ops series of games.

 

[umseriously]

You'd think with their Black Ops 6 reveal, now would be a great time to drop some older CoDs on Game Pass. At least the Black Ops series of games.

It would be a no brainer to put Black Ops 3: Zombie Chronicles Edition on there.

 

[starborn427614]

The DOOM conference was cool. Weird how they kept showing unrelated games, though.

 

[Miller]

I miss the dudebro era of Xbox.

 

[Pissmaster]

I've come to terms and accepted that gaming is no longer for me, the industry hates me. At least there's a big back log to go at.

I feel the same way, but every now and then there's something like Balatro or 7 Billion Humans, and that just reminds me that there's always someone out there with a great idea that keeps me interested in games.

 

[Raging Capybara]

 

[DocAwe]

DooM + an hour of ultra diverse girl boss diarrhea tier "games".
I just saved you some time, gibbs me a dollar.

 

[The Last Stand]

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When I checked, it went down to 135 GB. You're downloading the Call of Duty app and its assets as well. Expect that to get bigger as well.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I miss the dudebro era of Xbox.

we all miss the dudebro era of civilization. Remember cliques in general? now america's like a prison. all whites have a similar outlook. the nerd, the emo, the dudebro, and the hipster all watch the WNBA over Seltzers now with Taylor Swift playing in the background of the local gastropub.

 

[blablabla]

300 fucking gigs for fucking call out duty, what the fuck are they thinking

 

[Miller]

Not a single mention of 343i. Damn.

 

[Incecticyder]

300 fucking gigs for fucking call out duty, what the fuck are they thinking

Data compression is a lost art in the west, sadly.

 

[D.Angus]

Data compression is a lost art in the west, sadly.

The West hates any kind of compression. Figurative or literal.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

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Xbox One? Is this a cross gen game? And this is "power of the cloud" and nobody is making a fuss about it?

 

[Super Hans v2]

Xbox One? Is this a cross gen game? And this is "power of the cloud" and nobody is making a fuss about it?

The current gen is still ~100 mil consoles short of the last. It'd be a dumb business decision to arbitrarily cut out the PS4 and X1.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Why would you buy an Xbox?

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

The current gen is still ~100 mil consoles short of the last. It'd be a dumb business decision to arbitrarily cut out the PS4 and X1.

I know you're talking sense from the point of business, so this isn't aimed at you, more at them, but arbitrarily? We're 3 years into a generation and cross gen is still a thing. Why buy a current gen console?

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Why would you buy an Xbox?

Why buy an Xbox?
Why buy a PS5?
Why buy a current gen console?

Buy a PC, it's the only sensible and cost-effective choice.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I know you're talking sense from the point of business, so this isn't aimed at you, more at them, but arbitrarily? We're 3 years into a generation and cross gen is still a thing. Why buy a current gen console?

Why buy an Xbox?
Why buy a PS5?
Why buy a current gen console?

Buy a PC, it's the only sensible and cost-effective choice.

I'll stick with my Switch