I'm convinced his Barber has heard the story about the faggy swinger shit and him neglecting his kids to do coke and thought "you know what, fuck this cuck, he's getting Gumped."
"JUST gump my shit up, man."
Half the chat would be calling him a child abuser and the other half would be saying "Oh look, it's Nick's future!"
I am not trying to shit on gun ownership in general. A gun is a tool and like any tool it has its place in our world. But the culture that has formed around it in America isn't healthy. A lot of people are basing their entire identities around guns and are spending thousands of dollars on guns that they likely will never use.
But he is shit at it alone and there is no way in hell he can get panels now.
I want to know where the fuck that Denny's cop joke was going
Those damn Kiwi Farms, man... They're like uh... Tryna put thoughts and crap and my head man... Tryna say I neglect my kids and shit man. I don't LIKE THAT SHIT MAN. THEY TRYNA FUCK WITH MY HEAD MAN. GET OUTTA MY HEAD! GET OUTTA MY HEAD!
His trial coverage would be an excuse to trot out more pathetic "jokes"; these feeble attempts at comedy would produce hours of content for commentary channels such as Kino Casino, and reveal more about the content of his character in a manner that could possibly be used against him in a court of law. There would be little legal analysis of the events in the trial, and a corner demon constantly distracting him.
Nick hates trial streams. As a narcissist, he can't stand anything where he is not the main character. He hates people paying attention to juries (and lawtubers who go into the courtroom) instead of paying attention to him. He thinks trial streams are boring because he can't talk during the trial.
Yeah I won't argue with that. Just look at all the Gunbro YouTubers. For every decent one like Brandon Herrera or Paul Harrell theres a dozen retards with more tacticool shit stuck to their shit than Pat Tomlinson with his Wish.com compensator and Chinese tac-light.
Hey now that's not fair. He can get Viva, Barnes, Ty, and Good Lawgic for starters. The Ralphamale should count too since he has way more trial experience than Nick. Dax and Vito can provide shitty jokes for the people who can't even understand basic legal jargon. Kayla, April, and the CG thots can have their own separate space sitting silently in the corner in swimsuits for the coomer audience. Oh, TUG and Coomy can get a pity space too.
I may have decoded it when watching it again on kino casino last night. The implication is cops are like the Denny's menu: you never get the truth out of them. You look at the picture on the menu and order but when it arrives it looks nothing like it. Instead of admitting to it being a stupid analogy Nick decided to gaslight people into thinking it was more complex.
My initial introduction to him came from none of these things, and after a while I did, in fact, start to regard him as a "Christian trad dad," and someone to look up to. I'd even say that before discovering Nick, I haven't had much interest in law at all.
The Transcribulator 2000 gives you more Nick in text form, from the Locals Stream from WeWuzChudz.
This sentence does not do justice to the "Judge Pussy Liquor" clip, the masturbation/corner demon bj segment, or even mentions the high score and instant meme of "AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed" superchat (re)readings. Someone must have a supercut that can be used to show how awesome that stream was and why the warrant (likely) got signed and executed shortly thereafter.
New edits are good and help bring everyone up to speed on a developing lolcow situation. I will give you headpats when you use the correct form of "Internet". Excellent job otherwise, thank you for all of the effort you put into the original rewrite and updated supplement.
One of Rackets favorite tricks where he thinks he's being so slick is to lie by omission and pretend it's not a lie. You just don't understand or have the full picture.
Nick believes if he cleans up just long enough to fool the state, get his kids back (assuming he wants them), and avoid prison, he can then go back to indulging. It's one of the signs he hasn't hit anywhere close to rock bottom yet.
You sir, are a faggot.