Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.8%

  • Total voters
    361
Im pretty sure he blames the pastor directly for his arrest. Balldo also seems ecstatic about his kids not being there, almost as if confirming what everyone says here. He despises his kids.
He was specifically talking about a "bitch" that had it out for him, widely speculated to be the preschool teacher/church education director (who went to the pastor) that had something to do with not allowing him to teach at the homeschool co-op anymore. Apparently he was so mad he punched a hole in the wall when he got home. And as speculated a couple pages ago, he definitely seems to have more of a problem with women than men. I think that's probably who it is.
 
Nick is very sensitive about being criticized by women. Definite mommy issues. Doesn't he blame some church woman/teacher for his arrest?
Nick's mom likely controlled the purse strings for the family. I would guess that she's the source of those good ol' fashioned Christian values he seems to hate so much as well. Probably the origin place for Nick's problem with women who have authority. You can tell he hates being told what to do generally, but he really hates when a woman tells him what to do.

I also think it's telling that Nick picks women who are perpetual doormats (like Kayla) or impressionable and pliable with money / drugs (April). Real narc shit.
 
If it weren't' for her he might have Keith Ranier wine mom sex cult who burnt Casa De Balldo to the ground when the cops raided it.
So what symbol would Rackets have his cult members be branded with? His initials, "RL" for Rekieta Law, or the outline of a Balldo?

Or will everyone get a shitty version of "I will be us?"
 
Or will everyone get a shitty version of "I will be us?"
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All I'm hearing is, you're saying there's still a good chance I can save her.
Do you think you are being funny and clever? You are simping for a literal starfucking coke whore.
Aaron says that "I didn't know wine was breaking the rules. I knew anal was breaking the rules, but I didn't think drinking wine was breaking the rules."
So the anal was special and to be kept between Nick and Aaron. Just as I thought.
Oh it can get so much worse. I hope it doesn’t, but remember there were 6 kids in the house during all of the cocaine fueled sexual degeneracy. There are some really horrifying depths this can sink to. Because at this point what moral boundaries still existed in that home? Or was it just a list of depravity that the “adults” had not worked their way through yet.
Incel, prude. Now that the kids are safely out of the picture, I hope it gets as bad as possible.
The first time his route was tracked via road signs, Nick stopped streaming from his car for MONTHS. It was very amusing.
So, what you are saying is the Farms is so deep in his head he will probably base his entire criminal defense on "owning the farms." It's almost flattering how much he thinks of us.
In the meantime, please enjoy this thing I made (which you have also partially inspired) wherein Nick contemplates the women who have wronged him.
Nick looks way too healthy in that picture.
I really hope someone with some talent does a version of Whiskey Drinking Lawyer, but factual.
That would involve a lot of work. Hopefully someone steps forward and does it someday. In the meantime, there are some good Nick songs out there.
So it's your favorite?

Being a cat and all.
Cats r awesome. Look at how cute these two are.
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Imagine Aaron's life: His wife April and soulmate Kayla chose to share Nick's limp coke dick over exclusive use of his. Every morning he looks himself in the mirror with this truth staring back at him.
There's not a single detail of Aaron's life that isn't pathetic. He should an hero.
 
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Im pretty sure he blames the pastor directly for his arrest. Balldo also seems ecstatic about his kids not being there, almost as if confirming what everyone says here. He despises his kids.
Until he places the blame on both himself and Kayla, then he will never change. No amount of rehab would change that until he answers "whose fault was it" correctly.

Cats r awesome. Look at how cute these two are.
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So which one of those is you?
 
How long until Nick blames his fans for the drinking? "I only drank because my fans expected it and demanded I do it. Just look at the Whiskey Drinking Lawyer song they made. I thought that is what they wanted. *shrug*"
I want the Cocksucking Faggot Balldo Non-Practicing Lawyer Song so bad it hurts. I don't think that Myroom faggot is open for it, though.
 

Forgive my bringing up older and OTT, but I felt the need to give a proper response to questions asked of me, even if they may be rhetorical.

These are comics we're talking about. Even if this were true, what proportion of his audience would know? What proportion would even care?
I find this is true, to an extent. I think that graphic novels tend to be better written than serial comics, often attracting legitimately good to decent authors to write stories. I’m a DnD nerd and read some of the comics for the lore. RA Salvatore is mid writer IMO, but his writing is leagues better than what you find in most serialized comics.

And surely if the story is shit and doesn't appeal to anyone, nobody would buy the damn things?
This is a point of contention for what I was describing. The argument from July’s detractors is that many are purchasing his comics as a form of virtue signaling rather than for the quality. This is what sparked the line from Dick and Vito about “what’s your favorite part of Isom?” which was a way of taking a dig at people who had bought the comic, promoted it, while also admitting they hadn’t read it.

This is all just shit I’ve tangentially heard and I’m trying to be as honest and neutral about it as I can. I find it to be a tempest in a teapot and overblown. Pick fights where you want and how you want, but that doesn’t shield you from blowback. And when you start serially stalking/harassing people over dumb shit, you’re crossing a serious line. A line that some take major umbrage with.

I know Eric likes to talk about how hood he is, maybe he is and maybe he isn’t, but shit like that can have some very dangerous repercussions. Being arrested is one of the least of those repercussions. People get beaten to the point of hospitalization and even death over extremely petty shit. It’s why the best strategy is to laugh and move on instead of fomenting a feud.
 
And this is the problem with most American Evangelical Christians. Instead of accepting the consequences of their actions, they pretend that there are none because God is full of grace.

He is basically parroting the arguments of the only fans thots who think by accepting Jesus they're obliged to have no one remember their past sins.
Dropping truth pills. Nice.
 
Coomalot was on Keanu Thompson's show a couple of hours ago. They start talking about Nick 45 minutes in.

- Coomy thinks Nick needs to go to rehab
- He didn't get Nick into drugs and hookers, doesn't do drugs, gets tested all the time because of racing
- Keanu thinks Nick has alienated April from her, thinks texts to Geno are written by Nick
- Keanu has received pages of Instagram DMs shitting on Aaron
- Nick stopped talking to Coomy when he met April: "It was a hard cut moment"
- Coomy doesn't like Aaron, but admits he's the only one who seems sober
- Keanu says April was afraid to just have an open White Claw in the car; "this fucking person" changed her
- Chrissy Mayer comes in at 1h12m
- Coomy sent Nick a concerned message after the Dear John stream, didn't get an answer
- Coomy thinks things are going to get worse; talks to Nick almost every day
- Keanu wants Nick away from April, doesn't like him: "I can see through you [...] people liked Ted Bundy, too [...] he thinks he's holier-than-thou, he's a 'trad dad', fuck off!"
- Keanu thinks they both want Kayla gone
- timeline talk; everyone agrees they met at the comedy show in late October; Coomy just says ten months because he can't count
- Coomy leaves at 1h34m
- "What is he thinking... his kids are taken away and he's like 'Whee, I'm gonna drive around in my car with my shitty new haircut!'"
- "Why can't I talk to April... why are you weirdo talking to me?"
- Chrissy:"This is so heartbreaking... you give a man five children and he starts fucking around on you on a whim..." -- "And then have the woman live in your house..."
- Keanu thinks even Aaron didn't know what was going on with Nick and April for a long time
- Chrissy agrees that April's texts don't sound like her:"I think she had an editor"; Keanu:"Even the way it was formatted looks like about a hundred messages I got on Instagram... she never texted like that"
 
I want the Cocksucking Faggot Balldo Non-Practicing Lawyer Song so bad it hurts. I don't think that Myroom faggot is open for it, though.
I feel like "One eyed one horned flying purple people eater" by Sheb Wooley would fit that title.
Wouldn't take much to change the lyrics, for those more talented than I.
 
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