Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 61 23.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.6%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 79 30.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 83 32.3%

  • Total voters
    257
Ladies and gentlemen! I have been working on an autistic effort shitpost for this thread for a while. I can't contain myself anymore, so I'll give you a teaser. It should be ready by tomorrow, those that enjoy Disco Elysium and agree that Rekieta fits perfectly should like it. Heavily based on one post made by @The oxymoronic European , who I need to thank for inspiring this level of autism. :)


Edit: Hopefully done by today or by tomorrow.
 
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Aaron says Nick sent him some passive aggressive texts when he found out that Aaron and Kayla were drinking wine together. For some reason, he didn't like them drinking wine. "Why are you and my wife drinking wine all of a sudden?"

Aaron says that "I didn't know wine was breaking the rules. I knew anal was breaking the rules, but I didn't think drinking wine was breaking the rules."

 
Ladies and gentlemen! I have been working on an autistic effort shitpost for this thread for a while. I can't contain myself anymore, so I'll give you a teaser. It should be ready by tomorrow, those that enjoy Disco Elysium and agree that Rekieta fits perfectly should like it. Heavily based on one post made by @The oxymoronic European , who I need to thank for inspiring this level of autism. :)
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The AI is close but it's damn hard to replicate the LenDale Brown flow
 
The AI is close but it's damn hard to replicate the LenDale Brown flow
Tried my best, managed to get the voice mostly right. But his tone and cadence can't be replicated by the program, unless I narrate it with my voice and then try to get the flow right. But since I don't have a good mic I quickly abandoned that idea.
 
Does it get any worse than child endangerment & loads of coke?

The balldo talk was bad enough and I don't think it ever got better after that, when did all his lawtube buddies start dropping off?
Oh it can get so much worse. I hope it doesn’t, but remember there were 6 kids in the house during all of the cocaine fueled sexual degeneracy. There are some really horrifying depths this can sink to. Because at this point what moral boundaries still existed in that home? Or was it just a list of depravity that the “adults” had not worked their way through yet.
 
I appreciate that I'm not the only autist that thought about mapping out Nick's route from yesterday, I just didn't have the time. I was curious what the road was that he "had to get to the speed limit real fast".

I'm sure whoever lived in that area really enjoyed knowing what it's like to live next to a race track for a bit.

The first time his route was tracked via road signs, Nick stopped streaming from his car for MONTHS. It was very amusing.

Why are you trying to raise interest/get others to do it ITT. If you want to FOIA the footage, why not just do it yourself?
I'm not her. Feel free not to want info. So odd.

Because she is obsessed with getting 'Kiwi' to do the work for her and cannot seem to understand nor appreciate the true purpose of this site.

Also, the correct response to the question is 'Cythina, who?'. She was thread-banned almost a year ago and there have been 1000's of pages between then and now. No lurker is that exceptional with the lore...

I'd say Himedall because he's ranted and raved about him a lot more, including in the shower call to nool (though he was too much of a pussy to name him).

Mis-gendered again... *le sigh* What do I have to do...? Report a hate crime to get this corrected...?

Nick actually attempted to troll HASW and then proceeded to sexually fixate on her in his response and again in his LOCALS:
In any case, females seem to get under Nick's skin. I guess he can't stand the thought of women laughing at his expense.

EDIT: Honorable mention for @Kalea, who was demodded by Nick for the crime of being yet another woman who dared poke fun at him.

At the risk of sounding like a 'YOUR DICK IS SMALL IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME!' harpy, I think Nick is a nerd who never understood women and is very insecure. He may have gotten some confidence when he married, but as has been seen, that relationship must have been fraught with perils that de-stabilised him and his confidence--thus the over compensatory professions of everything being well in the marriage.

Is Himedall a reference to Heimdall from Norse Mythology? Is he or she really a waifu? Questions abound.

Heimdall the watcher was a Norse deityof the Aesir tribe, a god of keen eyesight and hearing who stood ready to sound the Gjallarhorn at the beginning of Ragnarök. From what little evidence has survived, Heimdall appears to have been a protector of the deities and a guardian of the passages to and from the Nine Realms. For his alleged role in granting wisdom and social order, he was also regarded as a father and patron to human beings.
Dual reference to Heimdall and a Japanese Yokai that is a woman covered in eyes. My favorite Yokai is that giant fuck off skeleton that just appears and may or may not have a physical presence.

It is a multi-layer pun. it starts Norse for Heimdall, but the 'Hime' transposed part means 'princess' in Japanese, and the '-dall' from the Norse is transcribed as '-doru' in Japanese that is a homophone for 'doll'. This all ties into the female character as well as Japanese culture. The 'All-Seeing' is self explanatory for the Norse and a visual pun for the yokai--with a nod to the Greek Argus. 'Waifu' is another female and Japanese culture reference.

ETA: No one pronounces it correctly, which amuses me...

REKIETA SPOTTING:

Aaron Imholte read out another message from a fan saying that they had spotted April and Nick.

This fan stated that they spotted Nick Rekieta and Aaron's ex-wife April Anderson (formerly April Imholte) getting a pizza at Zorbaz (presumably the Zorbaz in Spicer, since he says it's Nick's hometown)

Great job pissing off a guy well known locally with tons of local fans (and detractors) Nick!


Remember, Aaron used to be on radio. Pomplin, the detective that raided Case de Rekieta was familiar with him from his radio show, per his affidavit ins support of the warrant. I would not look much further than that, but I am a cynic and constantly proven wrong when it comes to the depths of Nick's depravity and fortune.
 
It's amazing just how much of a douche bag he looks in his gay car.
Can't wait until the paramedics use the jaws of life to cut it open when he wraps it into a house or school bus.
Why doesn't Nick start each stream with a breathalyzer test to show he hasn't been drinking recently?
He should have to blow into the breathalyzer ever 15 minutes or his stream shuts down. But it should only work if he's drunk. If he blows BELOW a .10 the computer shuts down.
He got the fash haircut so the neo-Nazis in prison don't think he's Jewish

"How do you do fellow Aryans. We'd hate for big burly niggers to fuck our wives on vacation amirite"
They will love him. Anally.
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Mind you, there is a delay in seeing them, because they only show up in MCRO following conviction, so we might not have seen the end of this.
Same. I think they are more lenient in MN, yes.
Minnesota is a real pussy state.
did he cut his own hair?
Looks like one of his coke whores did it.
JUST COVER A FUCKING TRIAL AND STOP TALKING ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE.
He can't. Too much brain damage from substance abuse.
 
Mis-gendered again... *le sigh* What do I have to do...? Report a hate crime to get this corrected...?
You are a computer virus, and Nick's dirty gross tower on the carpet got infected. That's my head canon, it makes him complaining to Josh about you funnier to me.
 
With that said, Nick's seething could've come out looking fairly justified if it turned out that yes, he actually was telling the truth, he actually was just a trad dad with a weird sense of humor, he and Kayla really weren't swinging, etc. And it was thus actually true that a-logs screwed with his normal healthy happy family over their autistic schizo theories. If only all the a-loggy schizo theories hadn't turned out to be right and then some.....
It really couldve gone the good route. Imagine you wake up one day and Rekieta is streaming, faggy haircut gone, his face clean shaven and not gaunt. Hes talking about the Biden and Trump cases and Russell Greer getting another W with Null and Sean. You super chat him and ask him about all this crazy shit thats happened and he laughs and says:

"Coke? Arrested? Hedonism? Swinging with a loser and a whore? You kiwis are crazy! I just had a bad cold. Thankfully Kayla and the kids took care of me!"

In this alternate universe presumably juju and vito would also be crucified on st. Andrew's crosses and beaten by eric july until ded.

Is this kiwi fanfiction enough to slake Racket's thirst? He literally couldve not done hard drugs, drank himself to ineptitude, gone swinging, lost his kids, pissed off eric july, jumped into bed with pedophiles, called his wife of 5 children "ruined" and the dozen other retarded things hes done within the past 2 years. Yet here we are, in the gayest and bleakest timeline.
 
Aaron says Nick sent him some passive aggressive texts when he found out that Aaron and Kayla were drinking wine together. For some reason, he didn't like them drinking wine. "Why are you and my wife drinking wine all of a sudden?"

Aaron says that "I didn't know wine was breaking the rules. I knew anal was breaking the rules, but I didn't think drinking wine was breaking the rules."

Who's the gay faggot next to the gay cuck faggot? His brother?
 
Nick explains why he philosophically and emotionally still has no time to do anything. What an incredible cope.
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Nick stream about to start. WeWuzChudz is stream sniping on kick.
Oh yes, very important I rev my shitty automatic engine to the highest rpm possible so I can try to look cool in my piece of shit car
 
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Aaron says Nick sent him some passive aggressive texts when he found out that Aaron and Kayla were drinking wine together. For some reason, he didn't like them drinking wine. "Why are you and my wife drinking wine all of a sudden?"

Aaron says that "I didn't know wine was breaking the rules. I knew anal was breaking the rules, but I didn't think drinking wine was breaking the rules."

I'm assuming he means anal was off limits between him and Kayla. No way the swinger sex freak Rekietas draw the line at anal.
 
Suspiciously, the March 23 traffic stop is right during a 19-minute hole in the radio archives, which are usually complete.
Barnes! I know you're reading this! You need to bring a case against the Minnesota police for government conspiracy and destruction of evidence, the whole plan to plant coke on Rekieta was conceived and perfected in this 19 minutes of patrolcar radio. THIS IS THE SMOKING GUN!
 
Nick got dark quick. Villain arc fully in motion. Doesn't feel like it was that long ago that he was (to me anyway, watching from afar) just a lawyer who sometimes gets drunk on stream and says retarded shit. The 4 hour disaster stream last month was the first time I took the time to watch him a little more carefully. Shit got dark real quick after that. He looked like a corpse, and now there's something in that hair/beard combo that gives me nazi vibes.
 
DSP reacted to Nick's DSP moment

This crossover is meaningful to me. One of my favorite internet moments, one of the most fun I had on the internet, was Nick's second DSP stream where he went over all the DSP lore and moments with Kiwis. It was so much fun and cemented to me Nick as a genuine, fun guy. Now, he's the lolcow.

And DSP is wrong, here. I have alot of fun, am extremely busy with work that is nothing but "positive things" and am happy with my life, yet, I still love to come on here and laugh and criticize lolcows. And I'm still happy with my life.
 
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ETA: His lowbeard looks like shit, too.
ETA II: He got bigmad when someone superchatted that he looks like a cross between Hitler & Forrest Gump. Mr Smug Intelligent himself didn’t appreciate that Gump comparison.
Guys: Forrest Bump. Like a bump of cocaine. Get it?
 
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