Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

What does Kayla have? Absolutely fuck all. She has been a SATH for decades. Where would she go? What would she do? How would she feed the kids? Would Nick even let her have the kids?

He fucked up beyond all belief by putting this in the hands of CPS. It is no longer up to him, as vindictive as he might care to be.

We also don't even know if it's up to divorce court for that matter. If there's a generation-skipping trust involved here, the trust is for their benefit, not Nick's. I don't think their grandparents are going to say "well Nick is a fuckup so I guess fuck his kids too."

I feel like one would have to have a shred of optimism left for poor old Nick to view Kayla as less or equal seeing as her husband is the most obvious victim to have ever existed on the face of the planet. Boo hoo hooooooo.

It is optimistic, and up until now both have been equally culpable. However, Balldo has shown every sign of wanting to go total retard war in this case where it's blindingly obvious he's completely guilty.

Kayla, while she has shown no signs of even taking the "get out of bed" step on, has not been actively going kamikaze. It could just mean she's passively totally on board with Balldo. I just sort of hope it doesn't mean that.

Cuckold really is an interesting fetish, it's surprisingly destructive and yet people every day roll the dice on a heavily rigged game.

Nick is like if an anti-cuck movement needed a walking PSA: "Cucking. . .not even once."

 

[Fapcop]

He fucked up beyond all belief by putting this in the hands of CPS. It is no longer up to him, as vindictive as he might care to be.

True.

However, whether Kayla is able to take advantage of this, is also up in the air.

It’s entirely possible that she is just buck broken at this point. Nothing feeds learned helplessness than a narcissist encouraging it and feeding it.

We also don't even know if it's up to divorce court for that matter. If there's a generation-skipping trust involved here, the trust is for their benefit, not Nick's. I don't think their grandparents are going to say "well Nick is a fuckup so I guess fuck his kids too."

If she gets good enough lawyers, and they’re at it for long enough and Kayla doesn’t just sign the first offer Nick throws at her, she could very well be set for life.

A lot of course depends on the nature of Nicks trust fund. We “know” (as in: Shit doesn’t really make sense without one) that there is a trust fund, but exactly how it works, and how he gets paid and how much is all up in the air.

It’s probably one of the few remaining legit mysteries in this saga.

 

[Klondike Bar]

True.

However, whether Kayla is able to take advantage of this, is also up in the air.

It’s entirely possible that she is just buck broken at this point. Nothing feeds learned helplessness than a narcissist encouraging it and feeding it.



If she gets good enough lawyers, and they’re at it for long enough and Kayla doesn’t just sign the first offer Nick throws at her, she could very well be set for life.

A lot of course depends on the nature of Nicks trust fund. We “know” (as in: Shit doesn’t really make sense without one) that there is a trust fund, but exactly how it works, and how he gets paid and how much is all up in the air.

It’s probably one of the few remaining legit mysteries in this saga.

This whole saga showcases how little Kayla has going for her outside of Nick. To give up a legit and respectable career to start a streaming show where drinking is a central part of the entertainment is a full on D30000 red flag. But when you have no bargaining chips and are abjectly impressionable…

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I wish someone could find this because in other versions its “ could have difficulties having kids” and I’ve heard tumors and cysts in various posts. It sounded like she had ovarian cysts removed from her ovaries, not her actual ovaries removed.

If April had tumors that necessitated both ovaries being removed she would have undergone chemo/radiation too. [...] Ovarian cancer in your 20’s is deadly serious shit. No way she’d mention “can’t have kids,” or having a total hysterectomy, but not also mention surviving cancer or the reason for such a major procedure in her 20’s. They absolutely do not remove a woman ovaries in her 20’s unless it’s a life or death matter.

I know that wasn't the main point of your post, but I just got to interject you on some points. You are correct if we are saying generally based on what's most common, but some "Benign" Tumors can be not so benign. Ovarian mucinous cystadenoma is a "benign" tumor (with high risk of malignization) that can get quite big (even as big as 50cm [~19 inches]) leading to some mechanical complications and risk of ovarian torsion, necessitating surgery. Sometimes these benign tumors can also be bilateral.

I only say that because sometimes life can be quite cruel with the benign tumors. I once met a teenager patient that had a previous history of an ovarian torsion, and had only one ovary remaining. She developed an apparently "benign" cystic lesion at the remaining ovary that was getting quite big (> 2 inches), and the specialists were having quite a discussion about what was best practice.

And even with ovarian cancer you may not need adjuvant chemotherapy if you are lucky enough to have a diagnosis at an early stage. If the cancer are limited to the ovaries even if bilateral (Stage T1a/T1b) you can treat it surgically without chemotherapy.* The problem is that most ovarian cancers are diagnosed lately (~3/4 are at an advanced stage at diagnosis), so this may be an unusual story to see.

Spoiler: Very technical spergery for the autists

* Technically you can only treat it surgically without adjuvant chemotherapy if confined to the inside of the ovaries (T1a/T1b) AND a good histological grade (G1/G2 = well differentiated / moderately differentiated)

 

[daniel day]

He fucked up beyond all belief by putting this in the hands of CPS. It is no longer up to him, as vindictive as he might care to be.

We also don't even know if it's up to divorce court for that matter. If there's a generation-skipping trust involved here, the trust is for their benefit, not Nick's. I don't think their grandparents are going to say "well Nick is a fuckup so I guess fuck his kids too."

It is optimistic, and up until now both have been equally culpable. However, Balldo has shown every sign of wanting to go total retard war in this case where it's blindingly obvious he's completely guilty.

Kayla, while she has shown no signs of even taking the "get out of bed" step on, has not been actively going kamikaze. It could just mean she's passively totally on board with Balldo. I just sort of hope it doesn't mean that.

Nick is like if an anti-cuck movement needed a walking PSA: "Cucking. . .not even once."

Im wondering if CPS in minn. Is pozzed enough to be run by somalis like the rest of the government yet. Can you imagine some midnight dark african turning up for routine inspections after hearing nick's dozen rants on somali immigrants?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm not sure if anybody caught this, but Gary (Nerdrotic) commented on Rekieta at about 2:42:55 of FNT 303. He basically said Rekieta needs to admit he has a problem and seek help, or else there's little chance of recovery. I thought it was a more nuanced take than TenNapel covering so hard for him.

That is a reasonable position for somebody with Gary's life experience.

Gary has a history with cocaine, as well as the manufacture and sale of meth. He did a stint in prison for burglary while high on drugs.

He has been very open about this part of his life, and an advocate against drug use.

As much as I cannot stand Gary's content, I think that he is a genuine person who has had harsh life experiences and LEARNED from them. From all that I can tell, he has a very healthy family, business, and life that he enjoys. He also is not afraid to tell people about how borked his life used to be and the amount of real work and pain he had to put in to get back to where he is now.

Nick could learn something from him. Part of me hopes that he and Eric July could help him--for his family's sake--but the cynical part says he will not.

That's entirely false. After a period of time the urges depart entirely. Long, vast stretches of time will go by in which the previous addiction doesn't even cross one's mind. It just takes time and abstinence.

I tend to fall in the middle of this. I think that once you have an addiction weakness, that will always be a vulnerability that you need to guard against because you have lower impulse control. That said, over a long enough time, it could and ideally would be something that comes to mind with diminishing frequency. The danger it poses to you does not decrease, but the frequency does and THAT makes it easier.

Someone want to offer a formal definition of "divorce rape"?

And that aside, I'm skeptical she'd have the gumption to divorce him.

I will attempt to define it as:

Verb:

1. The taking by a woman of what is perceived to be 'more than her fair share' of a divorce settlement, or the intentional act of such woman being overly litigious with the end result of distributing most of the marital estate to lawyers. Often such actions (but not always) are seen as coming from a lesser financially established or privilleged woman and enacted upon a more financially successful man or partner.

Noun:

1. The end effect of such actions described above, or said actions when referred to in the nominative sense--especially when such actions leave the man or other partner financially destitute, homeless, without custody, onerous child support and/or alimony, or some combination of takings or forced concession that put him at a social, physical, or financial disadvantage when compared to the woman's position or in contrast to his previous condition before the divorce.

Lol users of Kiwi Farms talking about addictions again. All of us are addicted to lolcow milk as a starter, the main course includes crack whore pussy (hi @Fapcop) and way more, like tripods, butterdishes, and properly cooked eggs.

What if I’m not addicted to crack whore pussy, but to FIXING crack whore pussy?

Asking for a friend.

Also, I think the dividing line between “addiction” and “stuff I like” is the effect it has on your life.

If you have a farmer who used up his life savings buying Chrischan merchandise and got fired from his job because he sat at home watching BossmanJack instead of coming to work too many times, then yes: I’d agree that they’re addicted to lolcows.

There’s no shortage of people who have literally ruined their lives because of coke, gambling and sex, so I reckon it’s totally fair to talk about “sex addiction” or “gambling addiction”.

Unironically, I think the line is 'Can stop whenever they want'. It is a cliché cope that addicts have, but it is the most indicative that I have seen in my life.

The real addicts cannot stop.

 

[Chibitzen]

https://bingobaker.com/view/7475098

Re: Bodycam Bingo

It's like someone who watches bodycam footage in their spare time made this:
"You're hurting me!!!"
"Who called you!?" ... *finds out* "That BITCH! She's always had it out for me! I fucking knew it!"

Edit:

Nick could learn something from him.

Doubtful. Learning from others is not a personality trait he possesses. He will mirror and borrow from other influences, sure, but never will he deem to have "learned" any of his specially-obtained knowledge from others.

 

[sixart]

we can play doctors on the internet as well as anyone

what begins as mild->moderate substance abuse devolves into addiction with deleterious consequences on one's life and surrounds persistently ignored

with mounting undeniability, the denial of any problem because its own self-effacement and the could-be-weekend-drug-abuser becomes prejudicially an addict until they can show otherwise

CPS won't give a shit about Rekieta, but what's sad is his posturing of not having a problem requires that he continue to reside in his home. With CPS being retarded figuratively AND literally he will loiter in his family home while there is a standing legal order that he not contact or be in the presence of his children without trusted nominated adults present. ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

The cost is an indelible impression on his children's lives that he was so bent out of shape that he had to be sheepdogged by relatives else he slip and insufflate a line of cocaine. His pride means his children are ejected from the home they know, perhaps only able to visit during daytime hours, and Nick is left to plot his legal stratagem undisturbed by little pests

if only hentai had been enough . . .

 

[AnOminous]

1. The taking by a woman of what is perceived to be 'more than her fair share' of a divorce settlement, or the intentional act of such woman being overly litigious with the end result of distributing most of the marital estate to lawyers. Often such actions (but not always) are seen as coming from a lesser financially established or privilleged woman and enacted upon a more financially successful man or partner.

I'd say something above and beyond the usual felting that happens to everyone in divorce court. This would have to be really bad in Nick's case, as he let Kayla be a SAHM and she effectively has no skills at this point. Then the five kids. Even realistically in a completely fair outcome, Nick's going to pay and pay. I want worse than that. I want him driving around in a shitbox car working at Clown Dog and living in a dank basement apartment full of slugs and water beetles and paying 90% of his income, sucking off hobos for crack rocks and not even able to afford his daily single Dorito.

 

[sixart]

I'd say something above and beyond the usual felting that happens to everyone in divorce court. This would have to be really bad in Nick's case, as he let Kayla be a SAHM and she effectively has no skills at this point. Then the five kids. Even realistically in a completely fair outcome, Nick's going to pay and pay. I want worse than that. I want him driving around in a shitbox car working at Clown Dog and living in a dank basement apartment full of slugs and water beetles and paying 90% of his income, sucking off hobos for crack rocks and not even able to afford his daily single Dorito.

you're like every cancel mob feminine aggressor that wishes middle aged men suicide

at some point the vitriol cast at strangers is being virtue - you wish 5 children's father misery


addendum: there is an entire English Major thesis that could be written about Nicholas Rekieta taking the moral lessons from media like American Beauty and Redo of Healer to lead his life into manifest ruin, and how the catharsis theory of fantasy media fails in men with low impulse control

 

[DemsBNutz]

https://www.upi.com/Health_News/201...-often-go-together-study-shows/5921565721955/ hmmm.. I often wondered this as most of the swinger I have meet are Either Druggies after they started and just becoke less human as they dive deeper. Or Narsistic/BPD and or Bipolar who graduate to drug use as part of thier fall into this rager of bad habbits... I know BPD tend to be subtance abuse with other distructive emplosions of self.. And tend to not care whom they take with them as long as it's not alone.. Starting to think Baldo might not just be a NARCisis. BPD might be on the menu.

 

[Swole McPole]

you're like every cancel mob feminine aggressor that wishes middle aged men suicide

That wasn't a wish for suicide -- that was simply a wish that Nick experience a lifestyle commensurate with his actual earning capacity. ie, the same financial circumstances that the rest of us have to deal with.

 

[Law]

you're like every cancel mob feminine aggressor that wishes middle aged men suicide

No. If he kills himself, he can't pay to help support the five people he helped create.
I want him alive, buying his kids food, doing laundry, and making amends to them.

at some point the vitriol cast at strangers is being virtue - you wish 5 children's father misery

No one "wishes" Nick more misery than Nick himself. His current predicament is the misery that he chose with his actions.
Plenty of people can watch American Beauty and Redo of Healer and not become child-neglecting drug fiends.

 

[anionfarflung]

Balldo couldn't survive that. He's too traumatized by the loss of his Transformer as a wee child that he can't properly cope with any amount of accountability stepping in to remove his most favorite playthings.

Now I want someone to modify Citizen Kane's snow globe or maybe even the sled being tossed into the furnace into a Transformer. Find out which Transformer it was for accuracy.

A Balldo would be a good alternate, especially for the snow globe.

. I once met a teenager patient that had a previous history of an ovarian torsion,

Are you, like, a real MD? What are you? Liquid Chris?

 

[Chibitzen]

I saw this version of Kayla in an arrest video recently. Sharing it here in case it somehow becomes prophetic:

Requoting this post I made on Oct, 25th, 2023 in preparation for the bodycam footage. Bonus points if Kayla awkwardly starts adding clothes to herself and makes random complaints about how unreliable Nick is.

Side note: This lady has a bit of April in her as well

 

[Maraschino]

at some point the vitriol cast at strangers is being virtue - you wish 5 children's father misery

When you neglect your children and disrespect your marriage to do drugs and fuck women who aren't your wife, while making it very clear the reason you're claiming you're using drugs is because of your children, anything short of death becomes increasingly fair.

He's had this a long time coming. It's his own damn fault if he falls from the tree of dire consequences and breaks every fucking bone in his body.

He gets what he deserves, and what he deserves is really bad.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Are you, like, a real MD? What are you? Liquid Chris?

I'm a humble corn farmer

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Now I want someone to modify Citizen Kane's snow globe or maybe even the sled being tossed into the furnace into a Transformer. Find out which Transformer it was for accuracy.

A Balldo would be a good alternate, especially for the snow globe.

It was Reflector/Refraktor. It was a combinate of 3 smaller transformers that formed a functional camera:

 

[Chazzed Up]

This whole saga showcases how little Kayla has going for her outside of Nick. To give up a legit and respectable career to start a streaming show where drinking is a central part of the entertainment is a full on D30000 red flag. But when you have no bargaining chips and are abjectly impressionable…

It's unfortunately one of the risks of marrying directly out of high school or college and not acquiring any marketable skill. In an ideal path a SAHM would not need to worry about these things but it relies on the man being infallible. While I cannot speak to how many red flags were present with Nick when they met, a woman in Kayla's position doesn't have an easy path out - it may be doable but probably not easy for someone like her rather.

I wonder if in an alternate timeline she had gone to her family about Nick's issues, what would happen. I feel like if they are religious that they would have encouraged her to do counseling with him or whatever. It may have needed to get this bad for a religious family to accept that divorce is the only real solution if Nick is unwilling to stop his behavior. Just looking at this from the POV of a member of Kayla's family who probably would want to try to get her out of this situation and be more sympathetic than us as unrelated outsiders would be.

 

[Captain Manning]

Have you ever posted the backstory to your falling out with Rekieta?

A few times, yes. Basically, the defining moment was his behavior back during the Faith/Ralph revenge porn shitshow. That's when I knew the public persona did not match who the man actually is.

Like I've said a number of times since that happened though, my reasons for becoming critical of him seem almost "quaint" compared to how bad he is now. They're kinda cut from the same cloth, and I think I got a early view of who he really is back then, but it's way more extreme now.

Given how he aired you out in the Dear John stream and how central that's become to the lore about his downfall (isn't it the stream that led his online buddies to talk about the need for an intervention?) I know I'd be really curious to hear a detailed account of how and why you became disillusioned with him.

It has been suggested to me by a number of people (some in site administration) to not do a long autistic bullet-pointed power-leveling post confirming or denying specific points of his drunken drugged-up "Dear John" rant. I think it's sage advice. What I will simply say is that it is fact mixed with fiction and leave it at that.

I, along with others, think the primary reason he did it is he was mad at the Farms in general, and I got singled out specifically that night because, unlike most people here who are anonymous to him, he knew who I was and certain things about me, and therefore he saw me as the most vulnerable link in the chain.

There was nothing distinctly different in my posts here compared to those of others made at the same time. I think, as recent events have amply demonstrated, people (including myself) were beginning to hit really close to the mark with the speculation as to how bad and degenerate things had gotten in that house and his life.

Indeed, @Rotollo 2 asked me a similar question on my profile back in September, over five months before "Dear John," and I responded thusly:



Based on many things I have read, and contrary to what he was hoping for, I think "Dear John" backfired on him badly. I will also say I am enormously grateful for the outpouring of support and well wishes I have received in the aftermath, from both here and elsewhere.

"Dear John" is not even the biggest thing anymore. It seemed like it for a time, but three months later you had the cokestream, and the cops smashing down his front door with a battering ram and finding the dope most of us figured he was doing.

Karma? I dunno. But I did ask God (who I believe in, even as he doesn't) to intervene on behalf of his children and any innocents around him. Won't sit here and preach, but make of that what you will. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

It's like someone who watches bodycam footage in their spare time made this:
"You're hurting me!!!"
"Who called you!?" ... *finds out* "That BITCH! She's always had it out for me! I fucking knew it!"

"Bitch set me up... I shouldn't have come here... goddamned bitch." - Marion Berry, during his own cocaine arrest back in the 80s.

EDIT: Cleanup.