I met a faggot today driving a F-150 who tried to cut me off switching lanes suddenly, and when I refused and honked as I passed him by he threw garbage at my car, which prompted me to stop and exit the vehicle.
He got out as well and trash talk ensued.
He claimed he was a police officer and could have me jailed for years if I didn't fuck off back to my car, all while daring me to hit him, after we got bored he got into his overcompensating vehicle and drove straight towards a traffic cop car and informed them I had threatened him.
They pull me over and begin asking questions. When I told them he stated he was a police officer and that I severely doubted a pig would blatantly reveal himself while making threats and shouting expletives and slurs, he starts crying at the pigs that he's late for his son's graduation and that he actually meant to say he was "going to call the police on me". The police then ask him why would he call be concerned about calling the cops while making the situation worse by escalating tempers, he simply called the pigs racists, got in his truck and drove off. The cop sighed and asked if I was hurt or anything, which I said no, then said he wasn't wasting tax dollars chasing a redneck pansy. I told him I just wanted to be on my way and that was that.
Still pissed off I wasted 15 minutes of my life entertaining a faggot who pretends to be tough then appeals to authority if it means he could gain an advantage.