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[Aunt Carol]

What's you guys' opinion on sex dolls? I am looking to upgrade from a disembodied appendage to a full body.

Hey, if you're still looking, I found this man-bear on Etsy. ( archive ) It doesn't have a penis but maybe that means you can keep it in your bed for hugging and only look moderately deranged.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

I think my greatest fear about the balldo is the fact that it may or may not cut or restrict sperms from the testicle. I'm pretty sure prolonged usage would make you sterile.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

do you want me to peg you with something I have pegged 20 other people with?

are you offering?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I think my greatest fear about the balldo is the fact that it may or may not cut or restrict sperms from the testicle. I'm pretty sure prolonged usage would make you sterile.

Sounds just as planned given the push for it like with anal and cuckoldry.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

How and why isnt this shit in spergatory? its a TMI minefield waiting for one of its victims to cross and get themselves blown up

 

[NerdShamer]

How and why isnt this shit in spergatory? its a TMI minefield waiting for one of its victims to cross and get themselves blown up

That's the point, retard.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

I think my greatest fear about the balldo is the fact that it may or may not cut or restrict sperms from the testicle. I'm pretty sure prolonged usage would make you sterile.

I believe that endangering the balls is part of the masochistic jouissance for people who enjoy it, like those furfags injecting silicone into their nuts. Or in short, the sick bastards enjoy that.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Hey, if you're still looking, I found this man-bear on Etsy. ( archive ) It doesn't have a penis but maybe that means you can keep it in your bed for hugging and only look moderately deranged.
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I'm sure someone has already cut a hole into one of these bad boys

 

[ASCHQ]

I don't belong here but this does, my imagination prompted a hardy chuckle.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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The ‘jihad series’? Wtf, does it sneak into your vag and blow lube everywhere when you’re least expecting it?

Also, who are they selling vacuum cleaner tubes as sex toys?

I have so many questions, and I don’t think I want to know the answer to any of them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't belong here but this does, my imagination prompted a hardy chuckle.

Aw, man, I remember Pop Beads!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

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That looks like an accordion plunger wtf.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I ran across this marketed as a Realistic Pocket Pussy.

Spoiler: Dead Ringers was good but I never got around to the miniseries

Also two sizes of pocket uterus.

Spoiler: spoiler to be on the safe side

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Ever wanted to fuck a polar bear plushie? Now you can.
It can even get a boner, very realistic.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Ever wanted to fuck a polar bear plushie? Now you can.
It can even get a boner, very realistic.

something something "choose the bear."

That is an interesting find, though; I've never seen a mass-produced penis version of a sex plush before.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Plushophiles or whatever the fuck they're called ruined everything.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

The body is not the weirdest thing i have ever seen but it looks like someone cut a furry's head off and put it on a human body.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[demicolon]

What compells a woman to use carcinogenic dildoes that slowly dissolve over a year, and continue to use them knowing that? Men I get they're bonobos on meth when it comes to shoving things up their ass, but women? Is it such a bother to wash your hands after directly using them?

As for best sex toys, why not just use a cucumber? Hey, it's eco-friendly, customizable depending on how, uh, stocked the grocery aisle is, won't give you cancer and afterwards you can peel the skin off and serve it to your clueless husband lol.

 

[seri0us]

afterwards you can peel the skin off and serve it to your clueless husband lol.

Or use it long enough that it turns into a pickle

 

[Aunt Carol]

What compells a woman to use carcinogenic dildoes that slowly dissolve over a year, and continue to use them knowing that? Men I get they're bonobos on meth when it comes to shoving things up their ass, but women? Is it such a bother to wash your hands after directly using them?

I figured those "jelly" toys are impulse items that get discarded quickly, or are bought by people who don't know better.

Anyway, time to post the Jar of Melted Sex Toys again: (archive)