Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

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What's you guys' opinion on sex dolls? I am looking to upgrade from a disembodied appendage to a full body.
Hey, if you're still looking, I found this man-bear on Etsy. ( archive ) It doesn't have a penis but maybe that means you can keep it in your bed for hugging and only look moderately deranged.
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I think my greatest fear about the balldo is the fact that it may or may not cut or restrict sperms from the testicle. I'm pretty sure prolonged usage would make you sterile.
I believe that endangering the balls is part of the masochistic jouissance for people who enjoy it, like those furfags injecting silicone into their nuts. Or in short, the sick bastards enjoy that.
 
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View attachment 6368851 I don't belong here but this does, my imagination prompted a hardy chuckle.
The ‘jihad series’? Wtf, does it sneak into your vag and blow lube everywhere when you’re least expecting it?

Also, who are they selling vacuum cleaner tubes as sex toys?

I have so many questions, and I don’t think I want to know the answer to any of them.
 
What compells a woman to use carcinogenic dildoes that slowly dissolve over a year, and continue to use them knowing that? Men I get they're bonobos on meth when it comes to shoving things up their ass, but women? Is it such a bother to wash your hands after directly using them?

As for best sex toys, why not just use a cucumber? Hey, it's eco-friendly, customizable depending on how, uh, stocked the grocery aisle is, won't give you cancer and afterwards you can peel the skin off and serve it to your clueless husband lol.
 
What compells a woman to use carcinogenic dildoes that slowly dissolve over a year, and continue to use them knowing that? Men I get they're bonobos on meth when it comes to shoving things up their ass, but women? Is it such a bother to wash your hands after directly using them?
I figured those "jelly" toys are impulse items that get discarded quickly, or are bought by people who don't know better.

Anyway, time to post the Jar of Melted Sex Toys again: (archive)
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