Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[daniel day]

Unless he tranquilized them first. I wouldn’t put it past this sick fuck.

Oh FUCK do we need to check the coons for coke now?

 

[Goatchoker]

Aaron just revealed that April made him get rid of his minivan when they started dating.
Lmao.

That’s amazing.
We rented a minivan for a roadtrip last week and it was nice but you’ll never catch me in a fucking minivan full time.

Between the probably a pacifica and the lame mustang. Everyone loses.

ETA: wouldn’t doubt it either, April seems super materialistic and the more I learn of her the more I see it.

@Oxyjen we had rented a 2022 Pacifica. I liked it, it has lots of buttons lol. But yeah, hard pass as a daily.

They do have the 100k Lincoln though so that’s a good family car.

 

[Oxyjen]

That’s amazing.
We rented a minivan for a roadtrip last week and it was nice but you’ll never catch me in a fucking minivan full time.

Between the probably a pacifica and the lame mustang. Everyone loses.

It’s funny because it’s what Nick *should* have been driving - perfect for ferrying 5 children and their activity gear.

(I also accidentally rented a Pacifica once and they’re.. fine. More practical and more efficient than a pickup or an SUV).

The red flags were all there Aaron.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

it's not the way he dealt with the animals so much as that he took evident pleasure in killing them. I nor anyone I know personally would ever brag about dispatching a family of animals because - obviously - you should never take pleasure in that.

I realize this is a bit of a grey area, but, I think if 1, its a JUSTIFIED killing of an animal, and 2, its not outrageously cruel (I wouldn't call drowning that, but I would call setting on fire that, or skinning alive without bashing in the head first) I don't think a little enjoyment in someones mind, especially if the animal was an absolute pest, is such an awful thing. That said, sharing that too openly is a sick part, playing with enjoyment of killing is pandoras box, and people should tread lightly there : I fully believe everyone's capable of enjoying hurting, but relishing too much in it makes sociopaths. Its not a coincidence kids who kill animals are considered a red flag.

That said, if someone was a professional exterminator and got a smile from putting down some rodents, I wouldn't think he was some psycho. Not from that alone at least.

Problem with the drowned skunks is that rickety rackets took them out of the water repeatedly to prolong their suffering.

yeah, thats too much. I can understand not having a SUPER effective killing method like a gun, I can understand low competency making it less than instant, or just methods like drowning for resource reasons, but if you drown, you dunk them in, and wait for 2-3 minutes after ALL movement ceases to make sure its 1 and done. Prolonging it intentionally , along with absolutely unnecessary killing are the 2 things that separate a little idle enjoyment in a task at hand, with relishing in violence entirely.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That sounds way cooler than "Do cocaine, start a shitty Balldo cult, and lose custody of your kids "

We already know there’s a vast difference between how Nick perceives himself and the reality of who he is. He’s extremely grandiose in terms of his self-image (which leads to his enormous sense of entitlement), another trait common in sociopaths and psychopaths.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

May be remembering wrong, but IIRC Nick didn't just toss the skunk in the cage into a pond, he bragged about repeatedly dunking it in and out and waterboarding it before finally drowning it.

Yes. He didn't wait long enough to make sure the deed was done and ended up tossing it back a few time. He was too impatient to do it correctly.

I also doubt the tales of racoon and skunk murder. It was a cringe city boy acting like a country man. He embarrassed himself the same way with gun talk and FuddBusters and Ivan, as well as his black-coding with July.

Aaron just revealed that April made him get rid of his minivan when they started dating.
Lmao.

Cool story. He has his own thread. This is the Nick Rekieta thread where we discuss testicular torsion, tripods, torture, and other things.

 

[Procrastinhater]

drowning is used because it is easy, free, reliable, and clean
with shooting you can miss, you can hit a bad shot, it can make a bloody mess, and ammo isn't free (also you might run into legal issues depending on where you live)

i dont know how big or strong raccoons are, we dont have them here. maybe you could grab them and snap their neck for a quick kill like you can do with chickens?

Theyre about Badger size. I wouldn't want to try to throttle one lol, I guess you could break their neck but you're gonna get bit and they have claws, you'd probably get torn up.
If I didn't have a gun Id just drive them a few miles and release them.
I don't think I could drown something, unless I really hated it.
Drownings a bad way to go.

 

[AltisticRight]

A hair follicle test reveals that the local coons had >10,000pg/mg in cocaine metabolites. Local Spicer man's stash hidden in his shed most affected.

I wouldn't call drowning that, but I would call setting on fire that, or skinning alive without bashing in the head first

You've lost your mind if you're bringing up being burnt alive and vivisection as a cope to justify drowning. Most hunters don't hunt for sadistic pleasure in killing things, they hunt for food and population control.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If you’re part of an Abrahamic religion and think killing animals inhumanely is no big deal, maybe check out the source material of your faith. I don’t think that was the origin of Nick’s big beef with religion, but Biblical directives on the topic are all diametrically opposed to his attitude toward animals.

Spoiler

Humans have the capacity to choose and to grow spiritually and are held to a higher bar than other animals. That means cultivating sensitivity to other forms of creation and treating them accordingly. There are many commandments related to the treatment of animals, including that one should feed and water one’s animals before oneself and not to cook a kid in its mother’s milk (the basis for the very stringent dietary laws, including laws related to humane slaughter, in the Bible).

If you study the depictions of hunters in the Bible — start with Esau — it’s pretty obvious that killing for fun and without adherence to humane slaughter is a bigger deal than one might guess.

Just as with his failure to grasp even the most obvious distinctions between King David and himself, Nick’s cruelty toward animals is just one more reason that it’s astonishing to me that Nick thinks he has some cool insights to share on the Bible. He’s a complete ignoramus.

And FWIW, I don’t think he was joking when he’d say things like “Donuts in Houston taste better because they’re made by suffering victims of human trafficking” (paraphrase). I love dark humor as much as anyone, but that’s just retarded and reveals a lot more about Nick’s warped brain than he intended to reveal.

 

[Judex Meus]

I don't think a little enjoyment in someones mind, especially if the animal was an absolute pest, is such an awful thing.

Let me clarify. There's a big difference between getting some catharsis putting buckshot into a pest that just ate all your chickens vs. gleefully posting about putting down an entire family of raccoons on social media. Sure it's a relief to finally be rid of some shitty rodent that's been eating your crops and livestock, but it's never something "enjoyable."

Methods aside, having to kill animals should always be handled with some level of somberness and realism, doesn't matter if you're hunting or dealing with a pest you trapped. Even if it's for "sport," it needs to have a purpose (e.g. population control), not just for fun.

 

[AnOminous]

Problem with the drowned skunks is that rickety rackets took them out of the water repeatedly to prolong their suffering.

This a man that hates everything.

The skunk wasn't even a nuisance and the only reason it was even in a cage is he claimed, insanely, that he left the cage out to catch a feral cat.

 

[Goatchoker]

The skunk wasn't even a nuisance and the only reason it was even in a cage is he claimed, insanely, that he left the cage out to catch a feral cat.

How many feral cats live around him though?

I wouldn’t think there’s too many. St. Paul/Minneapolis sure but they do a TNS rerelease for colonies.

Even then, don’t leave 4lbs of cat food out a night you idiot, he’s lucky he isn’t in bear country at least? (ETA: there are bears in the county but idk about close to him)

Then we’d have a Minnesota cocaine bear.

 

[Judex Meus]

If you’re part of an Abrahamic religion and think killing animals inhumanely is no big deal, maybe check out the source material of your faith. I don’t think that was the origin of Nick’s big beef with religion, but Biblical directives on the topic are all diametrically opposed to his attitude toward animals.

I understand where you're coming from, but something tells me you aren't very acquainted with Abrahamic religions. See shochet and how halal meat is prepared.

 

[AnOminous]

The more accurate and rational take is that Josh is wanting Barnes to cut the shite he is talking that could hurt the Farms before he takes more extreme legal measure of an outright suit. (This is even assuming Josh intended his statements to warn Barnes off.)

Anyone considering retaining this scumbag as counsel should know he will gleefully stab you in the back at the first opportunity.

I understand where you're coming from, but something tells me you aren't very acquainted with Abrahamic religions. See shochet and how halal meat is prepared.

The whole purpose of these methods was to be as humane as it was possible to be at the time. Slashing both carotid arteries in the neck is a nearly instant loss of consciousness followed swiftly by death. It's actually been a huge scandal on more than one occasion where the proper method wasn't followed and resulted in needless cruelty (not to mention not being kosher).

People like to pretend stunning them with a captive bolt pistol is so much better even though it doesn't even work the first time sometimes and they have to do it repeatedly.

In any event, unless animals are actually being varmints, that is, messing with your livestock, befouling your property, etc. there is no reason to kill them, much less do it sadistically. I don't even know if Nick is telling the truth about having done this, but it's weird and funny that he'd either admit to it or falsely claim it, not knowing how it makes him look. It's like. . .wait for it. . .he can't pick up on social cues.

 

[DuranceVile]

As an aside from Racoon murder, have a sequel to my ItsAGundam post.

There's been a dramabomb among a few Nick sweepers. @elb had clipped Gundam and his producer, JoshPescatore, sweeping for Nick and even praising him for his "rockstar lifestyle." Gundam was going downhill since he started his Quality Content streams, getting high and drunk on stream to the point of passing out multiple times. Well, ItsAGundam announced last Wednesday he was ending those weekly streams after about 17. He posted the following to his Youtube community page, which he's since deleted:

Spoiler: Gundam's now deleted announcement

He may have deleted that post because Pescatore went (passive aggressively) nuclear on Gundam in two streams. I don't think he's the most reliable narrator - he reminds me a bit of Aaron claiming he was the glue keeping things together - but he certainly provided some interesting insights into dealing with a drug addict. The most relevant one was Gundam's self-sabotaging his goal of moving out of New York by blowing his stream earnings on "vitamins" and Gundam model kits. He was supposedly making 2k per week on the streams alone after Youtube's cut. Some of the stuff he said about Gundam's erratic behavior was very reminiscent of our favorite Racoon drowner. Gundam also allegedly refused to give Coomalot a raid "because he didn't get me any new subs when I had him on my show."

Spoiler: Other funny/interesting but not terribly Nick-related things Pescatore's claiming

-Gundam has wrecked his relations with big Youtubers like Critical Drinker. It's because Gundam's been too high to bother checking his messages and missed invitations to go on live shows too many times.

-Gundam thought Quality Content should've been bigger than Friday Night Tights, which he is apparently very jealous of. He was mad QC didn't have the same traction of a show that's been going on for five years now and has multiple large names attached to it. Gundam had been angling to become an FNT regular in 2022, but they likely picked Shadiversity over him.

-He'd bitch when any given guest didn't get him more subscribers. Pesc said there was one particular guest Gundam was very mad didn't get him more subs. I'd guess it was Quarterpounder.

-He didn't just pass out once, but multiple times due to drug and alcohol abuse on stream. He was pre-gaming very hard before the end.

-Gundam hated reading superchats and wanted to leave as soon as they were done with the content of the show, despite that being how the show made money.

-Perhaps most hilarious given Gundam's reputation, Pesc claims Gundam is easily bullied by his artist YourPalAnus. He provided some receipts of Anus demanding compensation for Pesc using "her" art for Quality Content's promotional materials. He implied Gundam has problems saying no to the women in his life, and talked about another instance where his mother cost him 40K in tax money because she insisted on doing his taxes for him. Gundam built his brand off patrolling e-thots, particularly when Pokimane sicced her community on him. Even if it's embellished, it makes him look like a huge fraud.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The skunk wasn't even a nuisance and the only reason it was even in a cage is he claimed, insanely, that he left the cage out to catch a feral cat.

I don’t want to know what Nick does to feral cats.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Dead is dead, the suffering preceding death is meaningless for the deceased. Drowning is not the fastest but I would not consider cruel, just practical. Now, if you want a power trip going with knives and a hammer, then you are a maniac.

I don't know bro, would you rather be killed Funky Town style by CJNG or have a bullet to the back of the head you didn't see coming?

I mean dead is dead right? Suffering that precedes it is meaningless.
You honestly believe that?

Because I would pick the bullet everytime.
Dead is dead sure, but theres some worse ways to get there than others.

 

[Strix454]

How many feral cats live around him though?

More than you might think. If there are mixed open uncut fields and woods with low density housing, you can get a reasonable number living wild. They will do even better if local people are leaving out food which the true ferals in a semi-rural area like that don't really need.

Feeding them too much isn't a great idea though because it just means more cats and eventually too many cats for the habitat which always leads to some sort of die-off.

Because I would pick the bullet everytime.

It depends on who is firing the gun. Someone who doesn't know what they are doing trying to kill a small animal with a gun in a cage can often lead to a bad outcome for the animal. People like Nick who don't know what they are doing in these matters should always hire someone to take care of it.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

After the wild ride that was most of June this lull in happenings feels kinda surreal. 25+ pages on raccoon disposal, and I feel like by tomorrow, a dozen more would likely be written.

At least the tripod discussion was funny. This is just depressing.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I feel like Nick genuinely thinks he did nothing wrong. Like giving the kids coke either was a genuine accident (skin to skin contact) or more likely he thought he knew more than the doctors and could medicate his kids with coke (cuz that's how it use to be before the feds got involved yukyukyuk). He reminds me a lot of those people who because of their successes in life suddenly think they unlocked the key to everything and shouldn't be questioned.

reminds me of when ethan klein took retarded medical advice for his newborn kid and gave him liver failure or some shit.
or Reviewtech still defending the vaxx after his daughter became blind after taking it.
None of those are as bad as giving your kids coke for self care though, thats a 300 IQ move by Nick, he's so old school he gives them cocaine to rub on their gums when they feel pain, he probably also washes their hair in gasoline if they got ticks or lice.