DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
All of those things were extremely funny. The problem is that no one can successfully perform an op without then coming here to brag about it, which inevitably shits up the thread for days as everyone (absolutely myself included) collectively restarts the “cowtipping: good or bad?” and corresponding “is Phil worse than Double Nigger Hitler” arguments until Daddy Null has to put us all in the retard corner for a week.

It’s on every Farmer to control their own mouths and chase the bad actors out. If you want to fuck with Phil on that level:
1. Don’t plan here or anywhere else public, keep it entirely between you and whatever faggy squad you’ve assembled.
2. Execute in silence.
3. If you succeed and want to celebrate create a new account somewhere where people laugh at Phil, drop the results and sit back and wait. The detractor community will find and run with it.

Don’t attach your name to anything and don’t use your op to editorialize. If you’re not doing it for the collective benefit of shared laughter you’re probably not doing it for a good reason.
It's what makes Argentina so hilarious IMO. Yeah they're giving Phil a little over $0.02 per membership but it makes him angry and he has coped on many ways to stop it (that have not been true). Plus unless I'm mistaken nobody has said "oh look what I did to Phil" about those. It's probably, to use Phil's favorite phrase, a lot of people doing it.

And it's his own fault for being greedy after getting 400 gifted memberships in December, still asking for more. Nobody does membership goals like that btw... they either set a number and keep the goal there or they set a new number as a long-term goal.
 
We'd finally get to see the inside of his house, and it's all because of Jenna's retardation. And the whole subforum will be locked again for poking the shit or something.
I got a feeling the whole encounter was just a simple knock and talk with her outside or in the doorway with the cops saying hey your sister asked us to give you her number etc but it would give us a nice clear picture of whether or not the amount of fabric used to make her moomoo could double as a sail or a frigate or a circus tent.
 
LMAO, ALT and Atlus watched an old Ask the King episode where DSP said he came up with the idea of ghost hunting before Ghost Hunters but didn't have the means to do anything with it.

What a pioneer. Came up with the idea of hunting ghosts, invented let's plays, did YT shorts before YT shorts was a thing.

Bit of a PL, but I remember there was a ghost hunter show back in 1975, starring those two assholes from F Troop and a guy in a gorilla suit. Which, If I don't miss my guess, is a couple of years before Phil was even an itch in his pappy's pants.
He's also compared himself to Job from the Bible and compared his life story to Jonah as well. One of these days we will get him comparing himself to one of the apostles or Jesus Christ himself because he is persecuted too dood!

Rather odd thing to do, considering both Job and Jonah were righteous and god-fearing men, while Philip is a galactic-class reprobate. I might let the Jonah one slide, though, since Jonah tried to run away from what God required him to do because he was scared to do it. I wouldn't call what Phil catches 'persecution' as much as I'd call it 'reaping the whirlwind'. (Hosea 8:7)
 
I got a feeling the whole encounter was just a simple knock and talk with her outside or in the doorway with the cops saying hey your sister asked us to give you her number etc but it would give us a nice clear picture of whether or not the amount of fabric used to make her moomoo could double as a sail or a frigate or a circus tent.
I'd genuinely be surprised if Jenna actually got in contact with anyone or, despite it being pretty easily available, had the right address/phone number. If I remember right, when Jenna was first discovered she talked about trying to get the cops/getting their numbers and even showing up in person to "rescue" Khet.
 
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Phil's cell number is public knowledge at this point and he probably just keeps it permanently on silent because of trolls. Calling him repeatedly won't do shit and is a retarded idea, but to be expected from barely-sentient Kat's barely-sentient sister. At the absolute worst you'd get some bodycam footage of a Kat-shaped creature standing in their doorway, assuming this even happens in the first place. This is another nothingburger, but as always, a small part of me hopes I'm wrong lol
 
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She's live now
Edit: she couldn't figure out how to turn the comments on, sett he phone down, made a bunch of noise and came back with a mint ice cream cone. Now she's gone.
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Darksydeflow is pathetic for simping over this drunken retard
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The full broadcast. Enjoy?

EDIT: Second stream is on the way Nope!
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Can't figure out how to live stream to save her life even with Flowfag holding her hand :hah:
Also, wonder what "program" she is in considering she claims to be sober.
 
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I'd genuinely be surprised if Jenna actually got in contact with anyone or, despite it being pretty easily available, had the right address/phone number. If I remember right, when Jenna was first discovered she talked about trying to get the cops/getting their numbers and even showing up in person to "rescue" Khet.
I think ALT said that she seems to be trying to make money off the vortex. This seems consistent with that.
 
Also it's not even a new take: in 2013 he was ranting and raving that EvilAJ might come to his house one day and try to murder him. Because of a video that made fun of Phil! Never forget that this piece of shit really thought that someone would try to murder him because he played MGS like the total braindead mouthdrooler that he is

Please tell me the rant got clipped and it still exists out there. I need to witness this sparkling gold dust for myself.
 
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