All of those things were extremely funny. The problem is that no one can successfully perform an op without then coming here to brag about it, which inevitably shits up the thread for days as everyone (absolutely myself included) collectively restarts the “cowtipping: good or bad?” and corresponding “is Phil worse than Double Nigger Hitler” arguments until Daddy Null has to put us all in the retard corner for a week.
It’s on every Farmer to control their own mouths and chase the bad actors out. If you want to fuck with Phil on that level:
1. Don’t plan here or anywhere else public, keep it entirely between you and whatever faggy squad you’ve assembled.
2. Execute in silence.
3. If you succeed and want to celebrate create a new account somewhere where people laugh at Phil, drop the results and sit back and wait. The detractor community will find and run with it.
Don’t attach your name to anything and don’t use your op to editorialize. If you’re not doing it for the collective benefit of shared laughter you’re probably not doing it for a good reason.