Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meriasek]

MovieBob is worse for me. I can gleefully spend an afternoon reading dozens upon dozens of tweets (which is sometimes what Terminally Online Tomlinson will put out) of Patrick childing his toilet or whatever other antics he gets up to, but more than five minutes exposure to Bob just makes me MATI.

Yeah, MovieBob is just nasty. They're both similar levels of midwit fat, and both believe they're thinkers while they're pretty useless dumb fucks, but where Fatteroni mostly creates output by arguing with his toilet and autistically repeated responses, Blob is just pure bile, all day, every day. He tweets so much, and practically all of it is just ranting about the untermenschen that are preventing progress.
Bob is not fun, he's just tiring to read.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

oh he's DRUNK

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On the upside, he realized 90% of the way through his hypothetical that it made no sense. Normally, he doesn't. Though he still seems to think the President can somehow revoke the Constitution.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Then again, this guy couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.

There isn't a paper bag been manufactured that he could hope to fit in, child. Enjoy prison for Felony Logistics Misunderstanding.

Also, and this is hypothetical because it couldn't be otherwise, but how in the fuck can one be as enormously, grotesquely, outrageously obese like Pig Tits is and continue to deny they're fat?

Like how do you see your fat face and your multiple chins and a lot of clothes that no longer fit and be like, "Scientific standards would never classify me as a porker!"?

 

[Something Awful]

Bob is not fun, he's just tiring to read.

It doesn't help that there are people in his thread reposting every single tweet he makes in a huge list. Really blurring the line between being a farmer and being a lolcow's number one fan. Not trying to start a cross-thread war, just my opinion.

 

[Meriasek]

It doesn't help that there are people in his thread reposting every single tweet he makes in a huge list. Really blurring the line between being a farmer and being a lolcow's number one fan. Not trying to start a cross-thread war, just my opinion.

Yeah, it's what got me off Bob's thread after initially stumbling over the Farms through him (I think I got here reading about Bob on Encyclopedia Dramatica and learned about KF from there). Just too much to sift through every day, and Blobbo tweets A LOT. Just not fun, but luckily, Fatirck appeared on the scene and did everything MovieStump does, but funnier.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Is he just not aware

That's as far as you need to go. No, of course he isn't. If a fact isn't farting in his face like a nigger with Thikki's cunt, he won't get it.

Biden's COVID diagnosis has devastated Patrick, but he stands by his man.
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Does Patrick seriously think tens of thousands have shown up to Biden' rallies in the last three weeks, or in fact at any point in his campaign? Has he seen videos or pictures of those ghost town tumbleweed rallies? Sorry you're no longer allowed to have an opinion, stalker child, but that's what happens when you irk Patrick the Silencer. I'm picturing Pat simultaneously typing "Be. Quiet." and whispering it, like that creepy thing Biden does.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Fat Rick's idolization of biden almost reads like some kind of satire, how reverentially he speaks of the vegetable. but at the same time he's not a paid shill like Harry Sissyfag. he is so utterly bizarre in his insistence that bidet is a god-king of man yet he treats literally everyone like scum because they aren't as true a believer in Democracy as he is. what is going to happen to him when biden's gone?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

MovieBob is worse for me. I can gleefully spend an afternoon reading dozens upon dozens of tweets (which is sometimes what Terminally Online Tomlinson will put out) of Patrick childing his toilet or whatever other antics he gets up to, but more than five minutes exposure to Bob just makes me MATI.

The feeling Bob gives me is exhaustion. Reading his tweets is a chore. Pat on the other hand, even though I really hate this week's "back and to the left" impressions, I feel energized after reading his horseshit.

 

[Cactuar King]

Fat Rick's idolization of biden almost reads like some kind of satire, how reverentially he speaks of the vegetable. but at the same time he's not a paid shill like Harry Sissyfag. he is so utterly bizarre in his insistence that bidet is a god-king of man yet he treats literally everyone like scum because they aren't as true a believer in Democracy as he is. what is going to happen to him when biden's gone?

He starts stalking Kamala and mails her pepperoni slices to show his love?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It doesn't help that there are people in his thread reposting every single tweet he makes in a huge list. Really blurring the line between being a farmer and being a lolcow's number one fan. Not trying to start a cross-thread war, just my opinion.

Unfortunately, Robert is just so consistently hateful we need a massive list of his Xeets just to dig up anything funny. It's there, and he has cemented his place as an Internet Tough Guy (TM), but as a regular I agree, it's tiring.

My consolation is that Robert's bile is causing him to physically decay. He's about Pat's age, but he looks much, much worse.

Spoiler

Patrick will never be worse than Robert, in any way. Robert is the bottom of the barrel as far as humans go.

 

[smug comporon]

Bob has one insanely good saga once a year and is otherwise just miserable to follow. Fat will always be there hitting you with the ol' reliable stalker child every day and every couple of months cooks up something retarded beyond belief like stealing his own chairs.

 

[Cactuar King]

Now If only Biden would humiliate Rick like Rinsey humiliated Bob.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Patrick will never be worse than Robert, in any way. Robert is the bottom of the barrel as far as humans go.

Hard disagree. At least Bob has the humility to admit he’s a fat fuck and needs to lose weight. Pat still persists in insisting he hasn’t gained a pound since high school despite ample evidence to the contrary. He looks like one of my unedited originals at this point:



Pat is so lacking the humility to accept the reality of his immense girth that he can’t even admit to himself that he needs to size up. He’s one sick fuck and one whose reprehensible quotient exceeds Bob’s by quite a bit.

 

[whogoesthere]

Fat Rick's idolization of biden almost reads like some kind of satire, how reverentially he speaks of the vegetable. but at the same time he's not a paid shill like Harry Sissyfag. he is so utterly bizarre in his insistence that bidet is a god-king of man yet he treats literally everyone like scum because they aren't as true a believer in Democracy as he is. what is going to happen to him when biden's gone?

I have wondered if Pat is taking his cue from someone or some org that we are unaware of. It will be interesting when Pat turns on Biden, who else turned on him around that time that might give us a clue as to whom Pat considers the authority on this. I am sure in his own mind its himself, but we all know he is too retarded for that.

 

[Meriasek]

Hard disagree. At least Bob has the humility to admit he’s a fat fuck and needs to lose weight. Pat still persists in insisting he hasn’t gained a pound since high school despite ample evidence to the contrary. He looks like one of my unedited originals at this point:

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Pat is so lacking the humility to accept the reality of his immense girth that he can’t even admit to himself that he needs to size up. He’s one sick fuck and one whose reprehensible quotient exceeds Bob’s by quite a bit.

Don't mistake Bob's acceptance of his girth as humility. He's just trying to spin it into his personal success, i.e. "Yeah, those are old pictures, I lost the equivalent of a small person in weight since then". Trying to disarm the Chuds. But Bob would also never admit he's fat and unfit. Like Fatirck he continues to claim to be just naturally strong and big.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I have wondered if Pat is taking his cue from someone or some org that we are unaware of.

That's what he wants but he's too fat and stupid (and fat) to be a paid DNC shill like the rest. He does it for free.

 

[Broadside]

Another day, another L

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Another day, another L

That's literally the least controversial take that anyone should be able to agree on. Frail people, do in fact, have a harder time beating illnesses.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Holy shit vaxxed 5 times? How could anyone say that with a straight face let alone actually get poked five times.

Five fucking times?
Jesus this faggot has been jabbed for the coof 5 times?
Fucking lol.
I haven't had it once fuck that shit, I'm not an antivaxxer but I'm not risking some shit that got rushed through testing without the normal procedures, and not for the fucking sniffles.
I've never been asked to show proof either, not even when travelling, maybe they were doing that just after covid I don't know, I drove everywhere, but since then I've never had anywhere demand proof of it.
Five fucking times lol.
Pigtits's blood is more Vax and lard than it is blood at this point.

 

[deadtofaunus]

That's literally the least controversial take that anyone should be able to agree on. Frail people, do in fact, have a harder time beating illnesses.

Gotta hand it to Fats though: this is a pretty good example to show the average normie how unhinged he is. Anyone who doesn't enthusiastically agree with his shitty ignorant takes is labeled a mentally ill, sociopathic terrorist stalker-child Nazi cult member and blocked and reported. The more Patposters the merrier, I say!