Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AMHOLIO]

just as image-burnishing (though I suppose that's all it ever is for a narc, so in that sense it matters greatly).

I think this is one of the most tragic things since he'll never be truly happy, and will make others miserable in the process.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu Our girl @elb gotchu

Edit: timestamped. What a retard.
Double edit: late and whatever. But Elissa link is still useful. Metnioed upthread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18911141

 

[DuranceVile]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu Our girl @elb gotchu

Edit: timestamped. What a retard.
Double edit: late and whatever. But Elissa link is still useful. Metnioed upthread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18911141

Bless @elb for providing. Curious if this is what @Himedall All-seeing Waifu had in mind. I wasn't watching Nick at the point this was made. I only tuned back into him around the 2020 election.

I distinctly remember him referencing Jesus being imperfect before this too. I think it was just an offhand reference, easily passed off as a joke. As has been said, a lot of the off things Nick did in the past were easy to dismiss as being out of character or just due to his (FUNNY and WEIRD) sense of humor.

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: timestamped. What a retard.

What a crackhead piece of shit, who worships Satan.

 

[Shig O'nella]

What a crackhead piece of shit, who worships Satan.

Giving him a bit too much credit there.

The only thing Rackets worships and the only thing he has ever worshiped is himself. Nothing else.
He's a very small soul indeed.

 

[Pagan Min]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu Our girl @elb gotchu

Edit: timestamped. What a retard.
Double edit: late and whatever. But Elissa link is still useful. Metnioed upthread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18911141

I forgot about that clip... Watched it, had to restrain myself from punching my monitor in the hopes I could break this faggot's nose somehow...

 

[Shagedan]

Episcopalian.

They took pedo/zoo troon Connor Roundy even after he was doxed and outed as a child predator. Nick might be scum, but he's not quite as bad as HypnotistSappho.

Laurent Mbanda will, inevitably, march on London with a host of angels and raze Canterbury to the ground. But Roundy appears to have only gone to St. Luke’s a few times, and even then got the cold shoulder once it became clear they were a zoosadist pedophile.

SUMO GENIE SODOMY!!!!!!!!!!!


JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJU!

Spoiler: Yes, that's a

JoJo reference, now finally in the thread it belongs in.

There’s an alternative universe out there where Vic never meets Nick, hired an actual lawyer who submits shit on time, and gets to voice DIO.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick is one keybump away from pulling his teeth out with pliers so the government can't hear his thoughts.

Indeed. This strange thing has stuck in my mind, so I found it and on March 30, 2023 he said this:

- Nick said he would prefer having all his teeth removed and have implants if the cost were not too high. WTF!?

(lol page 1547, only 4,178 pages ago)

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Indeed. This strange thing has stuck in my mind, so I found it and on March 30, 2023 he said this:

(lol page 1547, only 4,178 pages ago)

Four months and four thousand pages ago, a man named Nick, on his journey into Slannesh’s waiting arms……
This shit is practically writing itself.

 

[Captain Manning]

He definitely had a number of moments where the mask slipped. The first one I saw was the weeb wars Dark Souls stream where he got a little too tipsy and started ranting about Vic. He later said he was just mad about Vic not defending himself. It came off like he was seething Vic wouldn't come on his show and I think that was what it was really about.

That's exactly what it was about. He didn't give a shit about Vic. It was about the money. That's why he kept bringing Ty Beard on (much to the determent of Vic).

Good news is that it's ALSO about the money with Robert Barnes. There's a very good chance Nick is gonna get similarly fucked.

Except, unlike Vic, he actually deserves it because he actually is guilty of the shit he's accused of.

The other big one was the whole GothicSushi interview. It felt random, and had basically nothing to do with Vic. The tangential connection was that some cosplayers were saying Vic hit on them, and Sushi spent her interview complaining about other cosplayers.

Gothic Sushi wanted a personal army. She tried that on his show, and she tried in on the Farms. Second part didn't work out so good for her.

Is there a church/religion that would accept his degenerate ass?

I was gonna say Anton Levey's gay thing, because it's literally gussied up Ayn Rand (no really, look it up), but then @Stupor Mario pointed out that even they probably wouldn't appreciate him giving his 9 year old cocaine.

I guess Unitarianism Universalism, but that's a pretty sorry-ass religion IMO. I always felt if you were gonna be UU, you might as well just identify as agnostic.

$cientology (as long as the check clears, and I'm not talkin' about a background check)

No. There's too many rules in Scientology. The second he doesn't get his way, and starts shit talking them, they would declare him a "suppressive person" and "fair game." Possibly even sue him.

That would actually be the worst religion for him. He thinks Christianity is controlling? Holy shit! They'll hound him into dirt. We think he's rich and famous, but he's not rich or famous enough for them not to. He's not Tom Cruise.

At the time I saw this as out of character and not as a mask slip, and I think he got a lot of slack for this kind of thing. For instance, I don't even remember anyone commenting on the raccoon/skunk things at the time, and if it did come up here, I either missed it entirely or wrote it off.

Same. In hindsight, he was cut an enormous amount of slack by the Farms back then. I am guilty in being part of that too. You just gotta live with it and move on.

Giving him a bit too much credit there.

The only thing Rackets worships and the only thing he has ever worshiped is himself. Nothing else.
He's a very small soul indeed.

In a way, that's basically what worshipping Satan is though. Selfishness and turning your back on God.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

- Nick said he would prefer having all his teeth removed and have implants if the cost were not too high. WTF!?

(lol page 1547, only 4,178 pages ago)

With dentures, he could be even lazier sucking dick; or at least get less complaints.

 

[Pagan Min]

No. There's too many rules in Scientology. The second he doesn't get his way, and starts shit talking them, they would declare him a "suppressive person" and "fair game." Possibly even sue him.

That would actually be the worst religion for him. He thinks Christianity is controlling? Holy shit! They'll hound him into dirt. We think he's rich and famous, but he's not rich or famous enough for them not to. He's not Tom Cruise.

This may be true, but I think it'd lead to some of the funnier outcomes... Besides, even though we all know he's not famous & isn't rich without his trust fund, that doesn't mean Balldo-boy understands that. I'm sure his ego's so out of control he honestly believes that Tom Cruise has nothin' on him!

 

[Sharpeteer]

No. There's too many rules in Scientology. The second he doesn't get his way, and starts shit talking them, they would declare him a "suppressive person" and "fair game." Possibly even sue him.

But he attracts lawsuits, and even arrogantly asks for people to sue him.

 

[Coprinus Comatus]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu Our girl @elb gotchu

Edit: timestamped. What a retard.
Double edit: late and whatever. But Elissa link is still useful. Metnioed upthread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18911141

One, damn he looks so much worse now. Two, he's mixing up concepts like crazy. Yes Jesus came to Earth as a man, but he did not sin. He was not petty, he didn't call his mother a bitch (????), and he certainly wasn't "the worst of us put into practice". Like with parables, Nick creates the interpretation that justifies him doing the fuck he wants without any consequence. Honestly surprised I haven't heard him say that Jesus died so he could sin in peace yet.
Also interesting how Nick seems to view being "broke as shit" as a part of the sinful human condition

 

[Law]

Also interesting how Nick seems to view being "broke as shit" as a part of the sinful human condition

Maybe he'll get into the Prosperity Gospel, Osteen-style.

 

[Coprinus Comatus]

I’m waiting for him to give a shit take on the Good Samaritan. I know he’s going to do it.

So in the Good Samaritan parable we have a priest that does not stop to help a beaten traveller. Clearly, the point of this parable is that priests (pastors) are bad and therefore should not be trusted, especially with reporting possible child neglect

 

[Harm]

Nick be like: "So, in this parable, Moses approaches this bush and it's burning, but it's not actually getting burnt and that's weird. Then the bush starts talking to Moses and to me, that means Moses must have been on some good shit! Because how else could a burning bush be talking to you? I mean, I'm just reading this and to me, that's what I get from it!"

 

[Tablet County]

Nick be like: "So, in this parable, Moses approaches this bush and it's burning, but it's not actually getting burnt and that's weird. Then the bush starts talking to Moses and to me, that means Moses must have been on some good shit! Because how else could a burning bush be talking to you? I mean, I'm just reading this and to me, that's what I get from it!"

"So, when Moses returns to Egypt, the pimp daddy Ramesses is like. 'Noooo... I'm not gonna let the jews go, because I like bagels', and ain't no egyptian knows how to make bagels. And then Moses turns the nile into period blood..."
-The Comedic Stylings of Nick Rekieta

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think the first real mask slip I didn't just let slide came when he screamed at his daughter who had woken up from a nightmare. That was real POS behavior and he'd previously at least pretended to be incredibly patient any time "muh keeeds" would interrupt his sperging. Instead, that specific time (you may remember it because it was actually jarring to see), he literally screamed at her insanely.

I keep hearing this referenced, but I somehow never saw it. Any idea when thus happened?

I think a clip would make a fine addition to my collection.

I’m waiting for him to give a shit take on the Good Samaritan. I know he’s going to do it.

For those unaware of what Samaritan means before secularism destroyed its meaning. A Samaritan is effectively an irregular Jew who were at odds with the bulk of Jews at the time because the Jews destroyed their temple (they believed God wanted it at a different location, Samaritans do still exist).

The direct reading and allegory reading are both good. Going into how it’s Christ directly calling out how obnoxious Jewish law can be is the interesting part because there is debate if the Levite and the Priest can help the guy in accordance to Jewish law and technically not defile themselves.

I am pretty sure Nick did talk about this, and it was not a horrible butchering. It was more, 'You think you are better than someone? Think again!' kind of take.

Bless @elb for providing. Curious if this is what @Himedall All-seeing Waifu had in mind. I wasn't watching Nick at the point this was made. I only tuned back into him around the 2020 election.

I distinctly remember him referencing Jesus being imperfect before this too. I think it was just an offhand reference, easily passed off as a joke. As has been said, a lot of the off things Nick did in the past were easy to dismiss as being out of character or just due to his (FUNNY and WEIRD) sense of humor.

It is not exactly how I remenber it, but I am pretty sure this is it!

Thank-you @Peace Through Power you are a wizard with clips! It is almost preternatural.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Bless @elb for providing. Curious if this is what @Himedall All-seeing Waifu had in mind. I wasn't watching Nick at the point this was made. I only tuned back into him around the 2020 election.

I distinctly remember him referencing Jesus being imperfect before this too. I think it was just an offhand reference, easily passed off as a joke. As has been said, a lot of the off things Nick did in the past were easy to dismiss as being out of character or just due to his (FUNNY and WEIRD) sense of humor.

Is this Adoptionism Hersey or just Jesus was a great teacher heretical teaching?