Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Just call her Kneepads Kamala. Make fun of her Willie Brown dick sucking and how it's the only reason she's anything. She literally has no skills or talents otherwise.

He can't do that anymore though, just more empty rehashing of 2016. Guy's old and losing it, nothing else to say.
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I have no dog in this fight (I hate everyone involved in this election including this annoying brown HR lady) but I am really angry at you for writing "Kneepads Kamala." This is not how alliteration works, you asshole, just because there's technically a K at the beginning doesn't mean it sounds good.

What you're looking for is "Heels-up Harris."
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
If he uses Cackling Kamala, he owes you royalties.

Seriously cackling would give her the image of being deranged, laughing just makes her sound like someone who is enjoying life and such
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Cackling Kamala is way better than Lyin Kamala. Lyin Kamala is just so unoriginal. He might as well just say "Meanie Doodoohead Kamala"

Trump throwing this tantrum must mean he's scared. Also, lol at him calling himself "young". He really is the Chris Chan of presidents. No wonder the Thunderdome worships him, his autism is as bad as theirs :story:
 
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JaneThough said:
Wild that him being confirmed to be an Epstein bro isn’t “something big” to the anti-pedo brigade.
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I remember in the QAnon thread there were posts from a QAnon board where they said that if Trump did fuck kids on Epstein's island, it was fine because he surely didn't do it because he enjoyed it but only to find out more dirt on the situation

They don't actually give two fucks about children, they just want to project their political enemies as pedos because they're shitty people. Otherwise they wouldn't worship the political party that is working to keep child marriage legal
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Cackling Kamala is way better than Lyin Kamala. Lyin Kamala is just so unoriginal. He might as well just say "Meanie Doodoohead Kamala"

Trump throwing this tantrum must mean he's scared. Also, lol at him calling himself "young". He really is the Chris Chan of presidents. No wonder the Thunderdome worships him, his autism is as bad as theirs :story:
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I'll give Trump this. His humor blows any Democrats out of the water. Just think of him roasting Jeb and Rubio in 2016.
 
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Necrosan said:
I do think there is a winning strategy for the Dems, and that is, keep Kamala in the fridge as much as they can, basically a repeat of the 2020's strategy. The less she talks, the higher the chances of her winning solely based on Trump hate and her accolades of being a brown woman.
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Sounds like a plan. I bet a bottle of whiskey that the dems are losing, but now I ain't so sure. Seems like they would be as long as they don't put out a candidate that is either already hated or has the potential to say some dumb shit.
 
JaneThough said:
He’s so taken off guard and clearly has lost his nickname game. Lyin Kamala ain’t no Sleepy Joe, Low Energy Jeb, Crooked Hillary or, my personal favorite, Meatball Ron.
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He once called “Meet the Press” “Meet the Depressed,” which is simultaneously pathetic and hilarious.

Ron DeSanctimonious was the best. I’ll accept a DeSantis burn, even from the orange lunatic.
 
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Aww, Trump is starting to miss Biden. He's spent the last 5 years having him live in his mind rent-free, now that Biden isn't his main opponent, the sad old man's dementia is starting to make him lash out at shadows:
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Random Internet Person said:
From what I've seen on Twitter, she's being called an anchor baby.
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It's funny seeing right wing pundits and Elon Musk dickriding reply guys scramble to find ANY form of dirt on this woman. With Biden pulling out, they've lost the Laptop bullshit, the diary bullshit, the easy-to-attack weakpoint of Biden's age, and much more.

From what I've seen, they're trying a combination of the strats they used to try and detract from Obama and Hillary Clinton: 2007-era Birtherism, calling her satanic from laughing and smiling too much, and my favorite:
Megyn Kelly of all people accusing ANY other woman walking the Earth of having slept their way to the top:
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This woman's affair with Roger Ailes (which happened after she got her career started by sleeping with the then-married Brit Hume) was made into a feature-length theatrical FILM, and yet she's got the audacity to call any other woman a whore.
 
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Neil said:
Aww, Trump is starting to miss Biden. He's spent the last 5 years having him live in his mind rent-free, now that Biden isn't his main opponent, the sad old man's dementia is starting to make him lash out at shadows:
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It's funny seeing right wing pundits and Elon Musk dickriding reply guys scramble to find ANY form of dirt on this woman. With Biden pulling out, they've lost the Laptop bullshit, the diary bullshit, the easy-to-attack weakpoint of Biden's age, and much more.
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The thing MAGA has said now is that Biden didn’t write the letter tweet where he said he wasn’t gonna try for reelection (comparing it to Lyndon Johnson addressing the media about his decision), and saying his condition is worse than it really is (folks talking about Biden being in hospice, having a terminal illness, or even being already dead with Boebert demanding proof of life.)
 
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Elon Musk is now denying he will be pledging $45 million a month to a SuperPAC to help get Trump elected.

Elon Musk denied reports that he plans to spend $45m per month on a super political action committee backing Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.

“What’s been reported in the media is simply not true,” Musk told conservative commentator Jordan Peterson in an interview aired on Monday. “I am not donating $45 million a month to Trump.”

The Wall Street Journal reported earlier this month that Musk, who endorsed Trump in July, would funnel the donations via an organization called America PAC.

Musk’s denial came the day before Tesla announced that its second-quarter profits had dropped 45 percent to $1.48bn amid a drop in sales of its electric vehicles.

In the interview with Peterson, Musk said he created America PAC, which he said would support Trump but “is not supposed to be a sort of hyperpartisan.”

The X owner said he was drawn to the Republican candidate because he believed the GOP was more in line with his thinking around issues like meritocracy and freedom.

“One of those values being meritocracy, as much meritocracy as possible, so you get ahead as a function of your skill, and nothing else,” Musk told Peterson, adding that he hoped Trump would bring as much freedom from government intervention as possible.

Musk also said his political thinking is not the same as Donald Trump’s Make America Great Again, but rather “MAG,” Make America Greater.

The Tesla co-founder added that he doesn’t follow any “cult of personality” around Trump, but feels the former president showed “great courage” after surviving an assassination attempt.
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The Trump campaign has also filed an FEC complaint arguing that Kamala Harris should not have access to the Biden for President campaign funds.
 
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I think the bullet dodge incident has clinched it for Trump;
The public are fickle, but they do love a death-defying feat.
Kamala is about as likable as rectal herpes, so the only way she could win would be if she managed to get the American public to hate Donald more than her, which might be possible, but not so soon after such a stunning nat 20 reflex save.
 
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I think Kamala will beat Trump causing him to have a meltdown.
Democrats were only losing due to Biden not policy
She is normal and young, Trump now the old one and was never normal.
She worked as a prosecutor aka professional attack dog and debater.
All she needs to lure Trump into a debate is call him weak and scared on tv.
There is little to no dirt on Kamala Maga is making fun of things like her laugh or saying the same thing in speeches (something all politicians do) https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1815112445608010006
Regardless if you think this is gay she will get a boost by being potential first female and second Black President.
I have seen conservative figures saying things like she has slept with people to reach the top which will only isolate them.
Conspiracies about her will only help her. She is not some super establishment figure like Clinton and this isn't the 2016 Trump who was younger and more energetic with the anti-woke pendulum swung amongst young people.

Looking forward to MAGA meltdown, I am not political but it will just be funny.
 
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