DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Will Smark Guys survive past WrestleMania 2025?

  • Yes

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    Votes: 181 85.4%

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What's going to be your answer when $8 is all you get for anything you stream? What then, Phil?
The magic 8-ball says: "Nothing you could do. It is what it is. Sound good?"

No, is that the channel mods play music over the rants of golddust in the prestreams on?
Here is the Raw Phil channel. There are zero SFX on Raw Phil, the SFX are on Dark Dave's Mirror.

 
Recently, I had the opportunity to be in Phil's area recently. So I got to experience the Pacific Northwest in the summer. The weather is nice and there are some good trails to hike outside of Seattle. However, where he lives sucks. He lives a few miles from SEATAC, it's like he got off the plane and looked for a house nearby without knowing the area.

Renton sucks. The mall he talks about near the airport is a mess. All the worst people from the US and abroad just got dumped in the area, and it shows! As much as he hates Asian-style people, they are everywhere around his area. In addition, the cost of living is awful. Just a basic meal out will run you $30. He really picked a dumb area to live.
 
Recently, I had the opportunity to be in Phil's area recently. So I got to experience the Pacific Northwest in the summer. The weather is nice and there are some good trails to hike outside of Seattle. However, where he lives sucks. He lives a few miles from SEATAC, it's like he got off the plane and looked for a house nearby without knowing the area.

Renton sucks. The mall he talks about near the airport is a mess. All the worst people from the US and abroad just got dumped in the area, and it shows! As much as he hates Asian-style people, they are everywhere around his area. In addition, the cost of living is awful. Just a basic meal out will run you $30. He really picked a dumb area to live.
That whole ordeal is mind-boggling. He was making all this money and he bought a middle unit triplex without AC in an area he knew nothing about. But I hold the theory that he moved as far away from his parents as possible to spite them. Would've been way cheaper to buy an actual house in a flyover state, but this guy don't think.
 
Can we be confident that Phil is telling the truth about how much in his house is broken? I could see him acting like his house needs more repairs than it does as a way to encourage people to donate.

Although, if he just mentions the problems off hand and doesn't use them as an excuse for why he needs more money, then I'd be more inclined to believe that he's telling the truth.
 
Yeah, what you are saying corroborates with what someone told me in the area. I can't believe this guy though he just picked a state and did not think of its economy and infrastructure. I still think he saw a state said no tax and thought no tax legit, I don't buy the accountant stories at all because he despises talking with people.

I don't know man he moved in a triplex condo with damp and no AC, so his intelligence is akin to caveman Spongebob. I forgot about him picking a middle unit and no AC, what a retard. About 80% of homes in Washington have AC so its not a rarity.
 
Recently, I had the opportunity to be in Phil's area recently. So I got to experience the Pacific Northwest in the summer. The weather is nice and there are some good trails to hike outside of Seattle. However, where he lives sucks. He lives a few miles from SEATAC, it's like he got off the plane and looked for a house nearby without knowing the area.

Renton sucks. The mall he talks about near the airport is a mess. All the worst people from the US and abroad just got dumped in the area, and it shows! As much as he hates Asian-style people, they are everywhere around his area. In addition, the cost of living is awful. Just a basic meal out will run you $30. He really picked a dumb area to live.
Hey, moran. Renton has a Total Wine and a Petco. What more do you need?
 
Can we be confident that Phil is telling the truth about how much in his house is broken? I could see him acting like his house needs more repairs than it does as a way to encourage people to donate.

Although, if he just mentions the problems off hand and doesn't use them as an excuse for why he needs more money, then I'd be more inclined to believe that he's telling the truth.
Phil is completely retarded when it comes to doing anything practical, as well as pretty much everything else. There is zero chance he's been doing maintenance on the cahndo and I can definitely believe he's been letting shit pile up over the decade he's lived there.

Remember this is the guy who couldn't even hang up a fucking coat rack correctly.
 
i'd honestly argue that if you care about phils success to the point that you'd want people to avoid watching his stream directly, that you're kinda the insane one.
I care about DSPs success, because he's a billion times more entertaining when he's desperate and struggling to fund his addictions, as opposed to being comfortable and smug-boring. while counting tips on stream. The best pieces of content DSP has ever given us (Scorn rant) come when he's worried and ignored.

People prodding him and giving his channel engagement + views, or giving the dents a cause to 'stick it to the haters' by tipping DSP more, are depriving me of potential gold dust.
 
Remember guys. Usually a slow day in tips is followed by a golden shower in tips. His dents or rather his whales seem to love making Phil now beg for their money because they know he is dependent on them.

Though counter to that: he got his YT paycheque this week. It is probably already gone but how "bad" must have that cheque be for this disgusting begging? Or he is just so used to begging (and recieving money) he isn't feeling any hint of shame anymore
 
Remember guys. Usually a slow day in tips is followed by a golden shower in tips. His dents or rather his whales seem to love making Phil now beg for their money because they know he is dependent on.
You are correct. I think part of it is the paypigs desire to feel like a hero and be appreciated by Phil (he actually hates them.). Another aspect is that there is a deep-seeded resentment for Phil in all but the most dented of dents. Deep down, they know Phil is taking advantage of them and resents him for that. Thats why dents like KGhaleon seem so skit-so at times
 
Remember guys. Usually a slow day in tips is followed by a golden shower in tips. His dents or rather his whales seem to love making Phil now beg for their money because they know he is dependent on them.
Another aspect is that disability checks come in at the beginning of the month (I think). His dents aren't getting bored, they're just tapped out for the month.
 
Another aspect is that disability checks come in at the beginning of the month (I think). His dents aren't getting bored, they're just tapped out for the month.
I am pretty confident this is a factor. It seems we have this cycle every month where the tips are low and Phil does these desperate begs at the end of the month, and then at the start of a new month the whales throw big money at him.
 
Phil is completely retarded when it comes to doing anything practical, as well as pretty much everything else. There is zero chance he's been doing maintenance on the cahndo and I can definitely believe he's been letting shit pile up over the decade he's lived there.

Remember this is the guy who couldn't even hang up a fucking coat rack correctly.
He also admitted to hoarding cat shit and styrofoam containers, so much so that the containers were up to the ceiling of his garage before he finally got rid of em. He has 2.5 bathrooms but only one works and he wont go full panic mode until he can't even use the final one.
 
The video game salt is one thing. But the expectation that he has earned or deserves 50$. Because he had fun is just insane, the greed is insane. I just cant grasp the line of thinking.

The only thing I can think of is he thinks that people on tv shows get paid per episode so should he.
Streaming is Phil's job. Every night, he calls it the late shift. Phil busts his ayuss, so money him money now.
 
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EDIT: HOLY SHIT! DSP considers himself the BEST GAMER for doing SF6, beating Elden Ring and Riven in 2 days! Not even joking.

 
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