Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[desudesu]

Called it. Jack lidurally got Mommywife to build him a SECOND kitchen so that he can host his world-renowed Combining with Jack show! (A show where a stroked out fatty combines fud in a bowl because fud = gud!)

Imagine being this whipped to enable your useless husband to this extent!

 

[Product Placement]

Called it. Jack lidurally got Mommywife to build him a SECOND kitchen so that he can host his world-renowed Combining with Jack show! (A show where a stroked out fatty combines fud in a bowl because fud = gud!)

Imagine being this whipped to enable your useless husband to this extent!

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How the hell did Jack or his wife make the money need for this set up, or are they in a shit ton of debt?

 

[AltisticRight]

Dry rub? What is this useless fat freak on about? I guarantee that he comes up with some kind of gay esoteric excuse to make them miserable. Will anything ever get an A in lardarse's book?

Maybe when I eat at some Chinese restaurant next time, I'll make their lives miserable by critiquing the lack of 8 types of MSG, enough to make Uncle Roger disperse all his seed onto portraits of Niggerella Lawson.

 

[desudesu]

How the hell did Jack or his wife make the money need for this set up, or are they in a shit ton of debt?

It really is the eternal question that got us trying to figure out since the beginning of the Scalfatties' existence.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

My guess is they told him not to film which is a personal insult to him which is why he gave them such a bad score and suddenly everything was bad. Why else would we not see anything but pictures of the food and not them eating it?

This has happened in a few of Jack’s JOTG videos, almost always because of some conflict with the staff.

Called it. Jack lidurally got Mommywife to build him a SECOND kitchen so that he can host his world-renowed Combining with Jack show! (A show where a stroked out fatty combines fud in a bowl because fud = gud!)

Imagine being this whipped to enable your useless husband to this extent!

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This looks like they slammed two separate kitchens together. I’m also (not) surprised they kept this camera angle because it’s not balanced - instead of the chef being front and center, he’s off to the left which doesn’t feel natural for a YouTube cooking video. And the viewer’s gaze is constantly being drawn opposite to the right where a lot of visual action is occurring. This misbalance is very subtly annoying and makes people watching the video subconsciously uncomfortable.

I can’t tell much about the fridge or the oven, but the microwave is pretty standard and makes me wonder why they were bitching about their appliances in the first place. But what do I care, Jack hasn’t been interested in his fans in years and is just ready to burn his twilight years on vanity projects and gluttony.

 

[AnOminous]

Im so happy he still does Jack on the go. It can be easy to almost feel bad watching a man decay and get worst with every "cooking" video that somehow is even a shadow of the old jack cooking videos. However when you watch jakc on the go you are rmeinded of what a fucking asshole entitled prick he is, and retarded. Its still same old jack fun and you don't feel bad at all

It's about the only thing he can still do as well as he used to, because all it consists of is this retarded one-armed fat fuck acting like a total asshole and throwing baby tantrums about nothing. The deterioration of the rest of his content has had only one real good effect, and that since he's mainly making retarded blobs of crap and then cooking them, it's kind of killed the "here's how I'd do this better" stuff that annoyed some people, because no shit, you can do what Jack does better by just NOT doing it.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Called it. Jack lidurally got Mommywife to build him a SECOND kitchen so that he can host his world-renowed Combining with Jack show! (A show where a stroked out fatty combines fud in a bowl because fud = gud!)

Imagine being this whipped to enable your useless husband to this extent!

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Why does Jack always have his camera setup to where the kitchen looks slanted? Is he constantly doing Tammy's patented gangster lean so they set the camera to make it look like he's standing up straight and then the whole kitchen is leaning?

 

[Polska krowa]

If we take Jack at his word and believe he's actually lost weight (major X), there's no way he's lost anything but muscle.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

It's looking like Jack will make it to 2025.

I have a feeling he's going to die right around Christmas because, true to form, it would be the most selfish thing he could do to his family.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Why does Jack always have his camera setup to where the kitchen looks slanted? Is he constantly doing Tammy's patented gangster lean so they set the camera to make it look like he's standing up straight and then the whole kitchen is leaning?

I think it's God giving us more and more of a Dutch Angle as a hint towards an impending stroke. It got really bad at the old place right before his 6th stroke.

 

[Bassomatic]

God I'd have loved to see the construction plans and workers with this shit dual kitchen setup. Jack gurgling saying it's a pro kitchen and he's famous.

While the baffled contractor just starts sawing away to put another fridge in.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I think it's God giving us more and more of a Dutch Angle as a hint towards an impending stroke. It got really bad at the old place right before his 6th stroke.

God's laughing to St. Peter. "Watch this one, I'm gettin' him GOOD this time. Won't even be able to read after it."

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Called it. Jack lidurally got Mommywife to build him a SECOND kitchen so that he can host his world-renowed Combining with Jack show! (A show where a stroked out fatty combines fud in a bowl because fud = gud!)

Imagine being this whipped to enable your useless husband to this extent!

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Such a retarded idea. I get it for large channels. I get it for folk that have millions of subs and get huge views. For a guy that can barely break 10K views on videos a over a month old this is not the way to go. Just use your regular kitchen to cook in. You don't need this extra space / setup. But it's all to feed his massive ego.

 

[lindsayfan]

new video from rob & patti

maybe i'm just getting old or something but i genuinely, unironically enjoy these wholesome videos. the part where rob angrily berated the ice cream guy for not having donuts was a little jarring, as was the followup 5-minute rant to the camera about it, but oh well.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

new video from rob & patti

maybe i'm just getting old or something but i genuinely, unironically enjoy these wholesome videos. the part where rob angrily berated the ice cream guy for not having donuts was a little jarring, as was the followup 5-minute rant to the camera about it, but oh well.

Kinda off topic but went to an Italian deli once years ago and they had all sorts of things there. They had a bakery, hot table, gelato station, dried pasta you could buy. The whole 9 yards.

But the best part of it was you could buy one of their donuts, take to to the gelato station where they cut it in half, pile some gelato on it and you had a donut / gelato sandwich. So good.

As per the video... I'm wondering if "Michelle" really is a fan of the channel or just somebody they already know and are playing around to make fun of Fatty?

 

[Bassomatic]

new video from rob & patti

maybe i'm just getting old or something but i genuinely, unironically enjoy these wholesome videos. the part where rob angrily berated the ice cream guy for not having donuts was a little jarring, as was the followup 5-minute rant to the camera about it, but oh well.

Yeah i definitely subbed. It's calming and nice to see happy boomers who are good people.

It's also a good way to clean your pallete after jacks rage gurgles.

 

[densedance]

Just use your regular kitchen to cook in. You don't need this extra space / setup. But it's all to feed his massive ego.

Same with all that sheite he has in his backyard & probably inside his house. Those weird Knife Sets that also make no sense whatsoever. I can pick you out a few Cooks that are in the apprenticeship that would rip him a new open one (yeah I know he's not really agile anymore, but you know what I mean) with a set of very basic Victorinox knives. Fucking fat fuck with his inflated Ego.

Also I was expecting the Kitchen to be a bit more ... exciting to be honest.

 

[Pig Cups]

Here are the before and after pics for anyone who wants a laugh
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If anything, his face looks thinner in the BEFORE pic.

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I wonder how this was realized?

I like to imagine Tammy unloading him out of the car, pushing the chair to the top of the incline, then turning around to grab groceries. The wheelchair starts rolling as a bawling Jack struggles to stop the thing with his deadened limbs, and he wrecks.

I'm surprised he isn't trying harder to get Junior into the "family business," especially with him underfoot and always around.

Yeah, that is strange. Jack undoubtedly sees his channel(s) as his greatest contribution/achievement in life. It’s what he’s most proud of. Look at how he beamed on WTIC when he said ”it’s watched in 95 countries,” and refused to sell it out.


I could definitely see him fretting over dying unceremoniously and not leaving a living legacy. Junior continuing CWJ/JOTG (easily, as they have the same name) à la the family of Steve Hall/Shotgun Red after his death could assuage this fear.

I have a feeling he's going to die right around Christmas because, true to form, it would be the most selfish thing he could do to his family.

Nah, not selfish. It’d be merciful. Think about how much their lives would improve as a result.

 

[McMitch]

I still can’t get over his name being “Jack Russel,” likes he’s a goddamn terrier.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I still can’t get over his name being “Jack Russel,” likes he’s a goddamn terrier.

i'd say it's one of the cooler middle names to give to a guy named Jack