Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Meet Xyla, a pooner who claims to be in an incestuous relationship with her "brother" (also a pooner.)

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She predictably got ratioed, then tweeted:

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Here's the lil dood:

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Ok, chubby dangerhair who posts selfies sitting on an enormous pile of garbage. You go nail that "wholesome arc," the one that will mainly consist of "incest posting."
It never ceases to amaze me that these people think they're the radical non-conformists and not the run of the mill, tiktok/pop culture brain rotted average desperate bores they so clearly are.
 
Lol, the incest pooner did some AI-based personality analysis of her tweets and got read to filth.
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Maybe it depends on how you define the scale? I always thought of 1s as having Quasimodo-tier physical deformities, like Rocky Dennis or Sloth from the Goonies. She's as ugly as you can get without being at that point.
I don't know, at least Quasimodo-tier physical deformity chicks at least have a nice personality.

But that thing?
Yeah it’s weird. When I was in High School, not even that long ago, and saw 17-18 year old girls hop in some 22 year old dudes car, I sure as fuck didn’t sperg about age gap relationships and predators.

I reckon it’s partly a weird American thing (with 21 somehow being kinda thought of as ACTUAL adulthood) and partly sign of the times. Sometimes it feels like there’s a wave of this weird puritan/infantilizing shit going on.

People spend too much time behind screens and not enough in the real world.
It's cope.

"I couldn't impress a 18yo and neither should you"

Just say "ok burger"
 
I neglected to put this in my original post, but alex absolutely seemed to vibe with me when I spoke with her
Super late to this but you should spend more time around women (without the intent of sleeping with them). She was just nice to you. Unadding you on discord was her way of rejecting you- because you clearly didn't get the hint.
 
Super late to this but you should spend more time around women (without the intent of sleeping with them). She was just nice to you. Unadding you on discord was her way of rejecting you- because you clearly didn't get the hint.
I like how this is a thread, hundreds of pages long, documenting pooner insanity and crazy chicks doing borderline shit on the daily.

And when a poster actually has a run in with a pooner IRL, everyone is acting as if he’s the weirdo and every word from a pooner mouth can be taken to the bank.

But yeah sure… Clearly Swan is the weirdo here. And you not the pooner who’s doing the kind BPD shit crazy pooners do.

Swan: Son, you did nothing wrong. Except for trying to stick your dick in crazy.
 
I like how this is a thread, hundreds of pages long, documenting pooner insanity and crazy chicks doing borderline shit on the daily.

And when a poster actually has a run in with a pooner IRL, everyone is acting as if he’s the weirdo and every word from a pooner mouth can be taken to the bank.
Well two things can be true at the same time. Pooners are retarded and dude who chases one is just as retarded
 
Meet Xyla, a pooner who claims to be in an incestuous relationship with her "brother" (also a pooner.)
I looked into her story a while back when she was in some other thread (but for the life of me I can’t find my screenshots). Apparently they’re twins from somewhere in the UK who were separated in childhood and placed in foster care (abuse and neglect from addict bio parents iirc). Didn’t have contact for many years, then met again and “fell in love”. Both subscribe to every fetish imaginable.

It was a depressing hour that I spent looking in to them. Boggles the mind that we now have a culture where clearly fucked up and vulnerable young adults think their lack of prosocial skills are something to be proud of.

Also: autism. Color me shocked.
 
I looked into her story a while back when she was in some other thread (but for the life of me I can’t find my screenshots). Apparently they’re twins from somewhere in the UK who were separated in childhood and placed in foster care (abuse and neglect from addict bio parents iirc). Didn’t have contact for many years, then met again and “fell in love”. Both subscribe to every fetish imaginable.

It was a depressing hour that I spent looking in to them. Boggles the mind that we now have a culture where clearly fucked up and vulnerable young adults think their lack of prosocial skills are something to be proud of.

Also: autism. Color me shocked.
A bit genderblobbish to be 100% certain this is a pooner, but it claims to be one. Anyway, its a pro-incest poon. Twincest specifically. A huge amount of its posts are pro incest which it claims to do with its twin.
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Here you go. Was it confirmed that story isn't just a LARP? Not sure I believe it, personally.

Eta: wasn't your post, sorry, but seems to be the only other place they were discussed.
 
I looked into her story a while back when she was in some other thread (but for the life of me I can’t find my screenshots). Apparently they’re twins from somewhere in the UK who were separated in childhood and placed in foster care (abuse and neglect from addict bio parents iirc). Didn’t have contact for many years, then met again and “fell in love”. Both subscribe to every fetish imaginable.

It was a depressing hour that I spent looking in to them. Boggles the mind that we now have a culture where clearly fucked up and vulnerable young adults think their lack of prosocial skills are something to be proud of.

Also: autism. Color me shocked.
What is it with proship pooners and incest larp? Seeing this reminded me of Xyla Campbell, aka @SquishyAngelBoy, who got posted in the pooner zoo at some point. She's addicted to ketamine and arguing with incestphobes on xitter.
Sorry for the double post, can't quote into an edit but she was discussed here too.
 
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Sorry for the double post, can't quote into an edit but she was discussed here too.
It may well be a larp. I know it’s not unheard of that inappropriate relationships sometimes develop when bio relatives meet later in life, though, the most infamous probably being Katie Pladl and her dad. But yeah, I tend to take people at their word, which seldom serves me well.

ETA: sorry, replied to the wrong post. It’s amateur hour!
 
It may well be a larp. I know it’s not unheard of that inappropriate relationships sometimes develop when bio relatives meet later in life, though, the most infamous probably being Katie Pladl and her dad. But yeah, I tend to take people at their word, which seldom serves me well.

ETA: sorry, replied to the wrong post. It’s amateur hour!
Oh it unfortunately definitely happens, but I would imagine something like that usually hits gossip rags especially in the UK. I suppose I'm just wishful thinking it's a LARP which is  slightly less disturbing, but I'm not overly convinced with anything these people come out with.
 
Meet Xyla, a pooner who claims to be in an incestuous relationship with her "brother" (also a pooner.)

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She predictably got ratioed, then tweeted:

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Here's the lil dood:

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This made me feel so absolutely disgusted by these pooners I just had to do some digging. I found these links in her Carrd page (archive). She deserves to have this preserved online, forever.

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The Gofundme
She has set up a gofundme titled "Help Me Move Country to Live With My Boyfriend" where she conveniently leaves out the incest in order to collect more trannybux.

"Speaking of my disabilities, living alone as a disabled person (who would usually be wheelchair bound, but I have no one to push me) has been a massive problem."

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Hi! I'm @SquishyAngelBoy and I'm currently in a really shitty living situation (details below). My fiance and I have plans to move in together, however he lives in another country, so this Gofundme is for the moving costs to hire a van to move my things 800 miles away. Even giving 5 bucks will help us so much, thank you in advance!! <3

So currently I live in a shared house where I do not feel safe, the people I live with make me feel on edge constantly as they're aggressive and keep harassing me which does wonders for my anxiety. I have to keep my bedroom door locked. The shared bathroom/kitchen are extremely dirty, triggering my OCD every time I leave my room. The area I live in is just as bad, I've been harassed/threatened multiple times by random people, which makes me feel unsafe to leave the house. I can't really move anywhere else inside the UK though because as a disabled person who cannot work, this is the only accommodation I can afford and it took me years to even find this.

Speaking of my disabilities, living alone as a disabled person (who would usually be wheelchair bound, but I have no one to push me) has been a massive problem. I cannot wash my own dishes, or cook proper food for myself. My fiance is disabled too, but having 2 people helps with doing chores more than you could imagine. I've been trying to find out what my disabilities are & find treatment for them through the NHS, but have gotten almost nowhere. The hope is that in moving elsewhere I can get better healthcare for both my physical disabilities and my mental ones, which I have not been able to pursue due to my NHS gender clinic threatening to discharge me if I have mental health issues on my record. I would also be able to finally get therapy whilst being in a gender clinic if I moved.

The plan currently is to save up money until we are able to plan a move date, but as we are both disabled saving up is incredibly difficult. So whilst we save up what we can, anything extra you can give would help us out immensely.

Thank you,
The Angel Boys~


The Q&A Page
She also has set up a Curiouscat.live page where anyone can ask her anonymous questions about their incest fetish LARP(?).
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I had to stop reading, it was giving me visual AIDS. Don't tip the cow.
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Xyla Campbell
England, UK
@fuzzyangelboy/@squishyangelboy X archive
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"Speaking of my disabilities, living alone as a disabled person (who would usually be wheelchair bound, but I have no one to push me) has been a massive problem."
It’s so funny to me how the alphabet people and SJW:s all claim different made-up disabilities and at the same time demand we “celebrate ” their superhuman strength in the face of fascist adversity. This has created a hilarious cluster of helpless people who think progress is doing absolutely nothing with their lives except reeee into the void (and fantasize about teaching poetry workshops after the revolution), and they want gainfully employed people to fund their shit.

It used to depress me, but honestly, it’s an insufferable attitude so now I laugh at them.
 
It’s so funny to me how the alphabet people and SJW:s all claim different made-up disabilities and at the same time demand we “celebrate ” their superhuman strength in the face of fascist adversity. This has created a hilarious cluster of helpless people who think progress is doing absolutely nothing with their lives except reeee into the void (and fantasize about teaching poetry workshops after the revolution), and they want gainfully employed people to fund their shit.

It used to depress me, but honestly, it’s an insufferable attitude so now I laugh at them.
I wonder if she "disability" that almost requires her to be wheelchair-bound is just plain ol' supermorbid obesity. That's a huge bitch judging from that shoulders-up photograph.

Just put the fork down, you crazy LARPer.
 
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