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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Hate to say it because I am glad he is there, but Jace is way, way too good for Fishtank. Every time he is on screen it strikes me how out of place he feels. It's like seeing one extremely good actor in a terrible movie, with a cast of high school theatre kids and a parent directing and a local church kid running the tech.
 
I'm not asking your opinion on the barriers to gun ownership but if you were going to give a gun to someone how far down the list is jimmy

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Does anyone else feel weird whenever they see a picture of Greg in his fake MrBeast get up posted outside of the FT community? With the recent MrBeast drama I’ve been seeing pictures of him all over jokingly saying he should replace MrBeast. All I can think of is that they have no idea about the extensive Greg lore and the stuff he’s done on the show. Imagine trying to explain to some normie why getting the MrBeast meme guy to say Greggars Neggars for 15 minutes to stop a polycule army is funny. It’s like we have access to some forbidden knowledge
 
Does anyone else feel weird whenever they see a picture of Greg in his fake MrBeast get up posted outside of the FT community? With the recent MrBeast drama I’ve been seeing pictures of him all over jokingly saying he should replace MrBeast. All I can think of is that they have no idea about the extensive Greg lore and the stuff he’s done on the show. Imagine trying to explain to some normie why getting the MrBeast meme guy to say Greggars Neggars for 15 minutes to stop a polycule army is funny. It’s like we have access to some forbidden knowledge
This is going to be the event that finally catapults Fishtank into mainstream success. I wonder how expensive TTS will be with 100k viewers.

Can we talk about Juliana's tiny pea head?
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I think it's the combined effect of an exceptionally weak chin plus exceptionally large glasses.
 
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Stop lurking and come chat to us Juliana. Jet already hates you for ever mentioning the farms as is.
Unless you're absolutely sure you're no longer an option on future seasons of Fishtank or want to alienate yourself from that, go ahead and join us. If your relationship with Jet and the show runners isn't in peril for talking about Kiwifarms, posting here may burn that bridge once and for all.

Consider:
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Haley and Juliana are talking about KF in the cell at 4:30 AM EST. Name drops include cobes, Chantal, bossman, and gunt
Jet takes it as well as expected.
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Further messages include:
"the cell needs mustard gas" (to be fair to Jet, Jules and Haley are in the cell. I hate them both.)
TTS: "I'm pissed off"
 
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Unless you're absolutely sure you're no longer an option on future seasons of Fishtank or want to alienate yourself from that, go ahead and join us. If your relationship with Jet and the show runners isn't in peril for talking about Kiwifarms, posting here may burn that bridge once and for all.
Are we just going to pretend they don't know that Jan was a Kiwifarms Admin?
 
Are we just going to pretend they don't know that Jan was a Kiwifarms Admin?
There's a pecking order. It's true that Jan was heavily involved with the forum long ago, but Juliana couldn't be further away from his rank in the Sam Hyde and co. circle. Jan has worked with Sam for ten years now, outranks him in improv as we've seen in S2.5, and greatly increases the level of the show whenever he's on. If Julie does something Jet disapproves of, he can ice her out to no relevant reproach. If he put his foot down and said Jan's decade-old online escapades are reason enough for him to be banned from the show, Sam himself would give him a talking-to, ask him why he's being so petty, etc.
 
Letty vs. Pearl

Letty got in a few good zingers, but it's obvious Pearl is too dense to be embarrassed.

@Null this is the most Pearl got hassled.
 
On the last day, out of nowhere you could hear Haley BAWLING in the hall. Like, Mary at the cross bawling. Based upon her show behavior, what I know about Robin's (her husband) postings, and her behavior during the last few hours, I can only assume Haley found out the divorce was real within the final hours of the show and it triggered a total melt down.
Not to burst anyone's bubble, but I think that the crying in the hallway was her practicing the fake ending
 
So is season 3 still confirmed for this month or is it themed minitanks for the foreseeable future?

I didn't have the energy to keep following along post Bloodgames, plus didn't think Bitchtank would run this long, I'm ok with there being a few month gap between Seasons as I rarely have the interest to commit to a whole season. I doubt I'll pay attention if they do a Brotank filler.

I am curious, do we have any indication any of these women were found from the casting agency? I could see it as a test for if professionally casted contestants could handle the culture of the show.
 
I am curious, do we have any indication any of these women were found from the casting agency? I could see it as a test for if professionally casted contestants could handle the culture of the show.
The main contestants and freeloaders in bitchtank were all fans that followed the show fairly closely, Jasmine (the other black girl, left right away when Haley screamed nigger) was possibly a casting agency pick, some of the other minor guests like Zoey (dying fat girl) and Rich (neon vest "model" dude) were from Craigslist, I think there was one other confirmed casting agency person but I can't remember who
 
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