Plus with his schizo thoughts about his Sonichu fantasies and being Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu himself, I believe he would actually fuck it up easily because of his delusions and inability to actually value how much water is enough for your mushroom, if you fuck it up too much, you may end up having your place full of moist and mushroom or moss would grow around your garden. Weed sucks more water than shrooms, so Chris would ends up just grow weed in his garden instead of mushrooms. Chris is an irresponsible retard too, so he would not hold accountability over anything wrong that he did based from his delusions and behavior alone.
She could be just the spawn of Satan brought to life for Chris' Boyfriend-free girl love quest, the hellish reincarnation of his Cabbage Patch doll that he cursed to the ten hells itself. I doubt he is even Jesus himself, he is worse than Baphomet and is literally Satan embodies as the prophet that successfully completed the Dimensional Merge and brought upon the Sonichu curse on every medallions he created to curse. Magi-chan and Sonichu are demons, not even Angels. That is what Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu was, a spawn of Satan.