Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

You don't need water to grow mushrooms
Well, you need some water, just not enough to make any real impact on your water consumption, unless he was doing it in some full retard way that I can't even imagine. But he is an incredible retard, so it's possible, or quite possibly something like someone speculated earlier, that is, it was just an actual legitimate leak like a busted toilet and dumbass didn't do anything about it.
 
Well, you need some water, just not enough to make any real impact on your water consumption, unless he was doing it in some full retard way that I can't even imagine. But he is an incredible retard, so it's possible, or quite possibly something like someone speculated earlier, that is, it was just an actual legitimate leak like a busted toilet and dumbass didn't do anything about it.
Plus with his schizo thoughts about his Sonichu fantasies and being Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu himself, I believe he would actually fuck it up easily because of his delusions and inability to actually value how much water is enough for your mushroom, if you fuck it up too much, you may end up having your place full of moist and mushroom or moss would grow around your garden. Weed sucks more water than shrooms, so Chris would ends up just grow weed in his garden instead of mushrooms. Chris is an irresponsible retard too, so he would not hold accountability over anything wrong that he did based from his delusions and behavior alone.
Flutter reminds me of the devil's baby in Passion of the Christ.
She could be just the spawn of Satan brought to life for Chris' Boyfriend-free girl love quest, the hellish reincarnation of his Cabbage Patch doll that he cursed to the ten hells itself. I doubt he is even Jesus himself, he is worse than Baphomet and is literally Satan embodies as the prophet that successfully completed the Dimensional Merge and brought upon the Sonichu curse on every medallions he created to curse. Magi-chan and Sonichu are demons, not even Angels. That is what Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu was, a spawn of Satan. :unholy:
 
Plus with his schizo thoughts about his Sonichu fantasies and being Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu himself, I believe he would actually fuck it up easily because of his delusions and inability to actually value how much water is enough for your mushroom, if you fuck it up too much, you may end up having your place full of moist and mushroom or moss would grow around your garden. Weed sucks more water than shrooms, so Chris would ends up just grow weed in his garden instead of mushrooms. Chris is an irresponsible retard too, so he would not hold accountability over anything wrong that he did based from his delusions and behavior alone.

She could be just the spawn of Satan brought to life for Chris' Boyfriend-free girl love quest, the hellish reincarnation of his Cabbage Patch doll that he cursed to the ten hells itself. I doubt he is even Jesus himself, he is worse than Baphomet and is literally Satan embodies as the prophet that successfully completed the Dimensional Merge and brought upon the Sonichu curse on every medallions he created to curse. Magi-chan and Sonichu are demons, not even Angels. That is what Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu was, a spawn of Satan. :unholy:
I await your fanfic manifesto.
 
I have a strange feeling about Flutter.

First, the descriptions of her observations show that she is not entirely normal.

Two - I have the feeling that in the Flutter-Chrissy duet, Flutter is in the charge

Three - regardless of Chris' flaws and problems, he simply has bad luck with people. Apart from isolated cases (Rocky, the goth girl he immortalized in 'She Came for CVC' and maybe two or three others), he either encountered people who wanted to make fun of him, or people who may have had good intentions but made the whole situation worse. .

If I had to place bets, I would say that Flutter will be the catalyst for another very dark saga.

I don't know - maybe it will make Chris do something extremely stupid. Maybe Chris will do something bad to Flutter at some point. Maybe something else.

And Flutter herself reminds me of Esther from Orphan.
 
I have a strange feeling about Flutter.

First, the descriptions of her observations show that she is not entirely normal.

Two - I have the feeling that in the Flutter-Chrissy duet, Flutter is in the charge

Three - regardless of Chris' flaws and problems, he simply has bad luck with people. Apart from isolated cases (Rocky, the goth girl he immortalized in 'She Came for CVC' and maybe two or three others), he either encountered people who wanted to make fun of him, or people who may have had good intentions but made the whole situation worse. .

If I had to place bets, I would say that Flutter will be the catalyst for another very dark saga.

I don't know - maybe it will make Chris do something extremely stupid. Maybe Chris will do something bad to Flutter at some point. Maybe something else.

And Flutter herself reminds me of Esther from Orphan.
Very interesting.

I don't know often see people on here who have good things to say about Chris.
 
Very interesting.

I don't know often see people on here who have good things to say about Chris.
I have nothing good to say about Chrissy. I just pointed out that he is attracting other psychopaths, sociopaths and whatever.

You know, it is like to be know as girl easy to fuck in high school - such a girl make some wrong decisions in the past, earned her opinion, but also most of boys that will contact with her will not have on mind ano good for her. Right?
 
I saw some green text that made me think of "The Flutter Identity ". The post basically laid out a situation where OP was believed by the feds to be a masterful secret agent because they had no social circle, no employment history, no address after their childhood home, and was never seen in public. The joke is obviously that OP is a super NEET, not a super spy.

That seems likely with Flutter. She may well be just an autist (with other disabilities possibly) living with her parents and she has no traceable identity / history because she has little to none. Trying to decipher her motive may be futile if her motive is just autistic hyper-fixation. Combine this with the lack of a fixed geographic search area and it makes her the Invisible Egg.

One final Thought I have is that whenever anybody goes to film her they seem to go total reeeeeeeeeee and use max zoom on their potato instead of getting close.

The answer to Flutter problem is autism.
It is also the solution. Our autism is weaponized so we should be able to figure her out eventually.
 
I saw some green text that made me think of "The Flutter Identity ". The post basically laid out a situation where OP was believed by the feds to be a masterful secret agent because they had no social circle, no employment history, no address after their childhood home, and was never seen in public. The joke is obviously that OP is a super NEET, not a super spy.

That seems likely with Flutter. She may well be just an autist (with other disabilities possibly) living with her parents and she has no traceable identity / history because she has little to none. Trying to decipher her motive may be futile if her motive is just autistic hyper-fixation. Combine this with the lack of a fixed geographic search area and it makes her the Invisible Egg.

One final Thought I have is that whenever anybody goes to film her they seem to go total reeeeeeeeeee and use max zoom on their potato instead of getting close.

The answer to Flutter problem is autism.
It is also the solution. Our autism is weaponized so we should be able to figure her out eventually.
If that's the case, her parents sure don't seem aware of who their daughter be friends on the internet.
 
Flutter reminds me of the devil's baby in Passion of the Christ.
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That would fit the whole sonichu medallion curse.
 
Right, but that would be a new sock account. A 4 year old sock account that has no posts or comments except one that is a photo of Chris taken in the past week is very odd
Not really, many subs have a minimum account age to post so if you know you're going to need one in the future it makes sense to spin up multiple at once that you can come back to them as needed. 4 years isn't that old to have a burner account on a website that's been around since like 2006(?).
 
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First, the descriptions of her observations show that she is not entirely normal.
Nobody who hangs out with a schizo clown like Chris could possibly be normal, except for an assigned social worker or maybe some local troll who hangs out every now and then with him for shits and giggles, like Kim.

Most normal people couldn't be paid enough to be seen with Chris in public, this weird leprechaun lady apparently takes flights to get to see Chris.
 
Not really, many subs have a minimum account age to post so if you know you're going to need one in the future it makes sense to spin up multiple at once that you can come back to them as needed. 4 years isn't that old to have a burner account on a website that's been around since like 2006(?).
But then those burner accounts would have prior posts and comments before the 4-year post.
 
If that's the case, her parents sure don't seem aware of who their daughter be friends on the internet.
In my experience with NEETs, their parents are either over involved or totally out to lunch. One NEET I knew was raised by her grandparents and they thought she was normal. She was probably the most autistic girl I ever met.

I agree Flutter's parent or whoever would be totally out of touch, but that's not incompatible with being a NEET and autist.

It's all speculation, we know very little about Flutter. I just think it's more likely a result of there being a lack of available info vs. her expertly hiding said info.
 
Not really, many subs have a minimum account age to post so if you know you're going to need one in the future it makes sense to spin up multiple at once that you can come back to them as needed. 4 years isn't that old to have a burner account on a website that's been around since like 2006(?).
This is a really good point, and I think it speaks to one of the two main directions that theories on her go. If she is, in fact, experienced at online "stealth operations", then spinning up sock accounts years in advance is definitely in her repertoire.

Flutter theories trend towards one of two lines of thinking. She's either an expert in hiding online activity, or she's completely devoid of an actual history due to other unintentional reasons. Basically her ability to stay hidden comes down to two main possibilities: expert vs. weirdo. I think expert would be more interesting, but weirdo is more likely.

This divergence into two main possibilities holds up when it comes to her reasoning for being around Chris as well. Either she has some nefarious or calculated purpose, and therefore she's a professional, or she has no good reason other than being a weirdo herself.
 
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