Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Teenage boy being bummed out about being short:

“I wish I was taller… Oh well, guess it is what it is!”

Teenage “boy” bummed out about being short:
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2mm and 99 others said:
I'd introduce her to the idiot troon from SRS thread, who had a leg-shortening surgery done.

Cases like this illustrate perfectly, why is troonery inherently anti-woman. 160cm is on the shorter end, but still very normal for women. It makes them hate themselves even more for being physically insufficient.
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Eh, I understand her pain. I'm the shortest of my siblings by a large margin. When I was a kid, I'd tell people that I wanted to be six foot like my dad. I was laughed at because girl, but even now I sometimes think of what I'd give for just five more centimetres. I'd be able to wash the roof of my car without needing to stand on something so I can reach.
 
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glass_houses said:
Eh, I understand her pain. I'm the shortest of my siblings by a large margin. When I was a kid, I'd tell people that I wanted to be six foot like my dad. I was laughed at because girl, but even now I sometimes think of what I'd give for just five more centimetres. I'd be able to wash the roof of my car without needing to stand on something so I can reach.
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“Lille og vågen er bedre end stor og doven”

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Fapcop said:
Teenage boy being bummed out about being short:

“I wish I was taller… Oh well, guess it is what it is!”

Teenage “boy” bummed out about being short:
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Very masc dood!
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God I HATE that "ooh, being short makes me feel so weak and that I can be overpowered" business. "The gift of fear" is not supposed to mean going full-on neurotic. At least hate it for a good reason.

"I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller"

 
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God I HATE that "ooh, being short makes me feel so weak and that I can be overpowered" business. "The gift of fear" is not supposed to mean going full-on neurotic. At least hate it for a good reason.

"I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller"

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AGAIN, a quintessentially feminine response.

A teenage boy might worry that all the girls want a guy taller than him, but literally o dude has ever thought: “Gasp! I’m so short I can be easily overpowered! I feel weak!”
 
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AGAIN, a quintessentially feminine response.

A teenage boy might worry that all the girls want a guy taller than him, but literally o dude has ever thought: “Gasp! I’m so short I can be easily overpowered! I feel weak!”
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Right? Skee-lo just wanted Leoshi to go to the prom with him and not to have to sit "with the rest of the girls" in the bleachers when the tall guys were playing ball. He also wanted an Impala but was stuck with a hatchback with an 8-track. Guy things. He also made "a million dollars" (tm N.Rekieta) from it rather than crying in the bathroom.
 
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Fapcop said:
A teenage boy might worry that all the girls want a guy taller than him, but literally o dude has ever thought: “Gasp! I’m so short I can be easily overpowered! I feel weak!”
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I used to do BJJ and MMA (till I fucked my back up, not related, its just not worth risking rolling anymore) and one of the best guys at the gym I used to go to was only 5'6".
I'm 6'3" and about 235 and I could hardly ever beat him, I don't know wether it was because his center of gravity was lower or what, but it was really hard to take him to the mat, but he used to flip me easily.
Height doesn't matter that much. Weight does obviously, but being shorter can be an advantage.
Of course Pooners aren't really men, so they're not just short they're easily overpowered, so I get why they're so neurotic about height.
 
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Crossposted from A+N:

I Went to Gen Con and Figured Out Why Everyone is Chronically Online​

Little pooner goes to Gen Con complains about there being too many white guys and not enough masking:
Something strange kept happening, though: I was looking around and realizing how many in the crowd and on various stages were ostensibly white and male. As a member of both demographics, I’m not always super cognizant of this kind of thing, but it was striking. This is absolutely not to say that I didn’t see anyone outside of those boxes, because of course I did. A lot of folks also wore various pride merch and, looking back, I did see some more diversity in vendors in the exhibit hall, especially in the art section.

People in the tabletop world talk a lot about diversity in gaming, working to remove bigoted ideas from real and fantasy worlds. There are clearly all types of people playing tabletop games (including board games, though I’m focusing on RPGs) because they’re all over the influencer sphere and online space. So why weren’t they at Gen Con?
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In a similar vein, people were… not masking. I’m definitely not as cautious about COVID as I should be, but looking at photos of crowds from previous conventions made me immediately decide to mask up and my friends totally agreed. We masked nearly everywhere, but especially in the hallways and exhibit hall as people pressed close together. Far be it from me to guilt anyone for not doing so (again, I’m not good about it in my daily life), but it’s a good reason for people to be cautious about attendance. And sure enough, I’ve already heard about many people catching the virus during the convention. I’ve tested negative but am still on the lookout for symptoms and crossing my fingers.
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The Pooner in question:
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JohnnyG said:
The author is a chubby jewish lesbian named Beth/Elizabeth LARPing as a self-hating huwite male:


But she's a lot of fun, advocating for things like "consent forms" for your themed parties which allow the most aggressively aggrieved reeetards to veto anything (everything) they're offended by.
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Have a discussion about your group’s desired spooky levels
A lot of RPG spaces have begun encouraging “consent forms” before starting a new game.
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Other similar mechanics are the 'X Card', which allows players/gms to use an X card to 'veto' a story development on the fly.
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She must be a lot of fun at parties.
"You enter the vampire's lair...."
"Vampires are TOO SCARY! I'm vetoing this!"
 
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The Pooner in question:
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She must be a lot of fun at parties.
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The "veto the storyline" idea is about the most fucking stupid thing I've ever heard someone suggest.
So the DM spends a wee making an interesting and fuck quest, plotting it all out, and then half an hour in the whole thing gets torpedoed by a hypersensitive Pooner who doesn't consent to goblins being used as enemies because she thinks they're twansphobic stereotype aimed at Poonkind?
 
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Coo Coo Bird said:
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There was a picture of her wearing a mask, despite the weird tween boy haircut, I guarantee you that she gets clocked numerous times a day, she has an incredibly feminine face.

Another highlight of the article was complaining about how the audience cheered for Gary Gygax, despite his “problematic” history of sexism and (lol!) racist world building.

The theme of the article, and I assume this fat dyke-kike is somehow irony blind is: “Touching grass” and not being “terminally online”.

Stella Octangula said:
It's a Tumblr pooner round-up!

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Stella Octangula said:
It's a Tumblr pooner round-up!

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Jeez man… Looking at those pics, that’s like the hardest game of “Fuck, Marry, Kill” ever!
 
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Stella Octangula said:
It's a Tumblr pooner round-up!

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I know everyone says this here often but they all had the potential to be good looking females if they didn’t fucked up their bodies so badly and instead started working out yet they chose this path out of their laziness which is sad
 
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Coo Coo Bird said:
Little pooner goes to Gen Con complains about there being too many white guys and not enough masking:
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People still use masks in current year??? I thought we as a society all agreed whatever danger there was in the first place is over and we can stop doing this. Will she use a mask for the rest of her life or what?
 
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