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Topcow is a guilty pleasure for me. Weaker stories, but the artwork is exactly what I loved as a teen so I can flip through them and enjoy myself. Never read the Tomb Raider comics though, need to check them out. How do they compare to the other TC series out at the time?
I can't answer that but these stories I find fun.
 
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I just think Ennis is a faggot. One of those people who will call Americans who take pride in their heritage and all that it entails (getting drafted off the docks, forging their own communities, and succeeding) plastic paddies.

Also, little fun fact the Appalachian mountains were at some point part of Ireland and the Norf during Pangea. The coal veins found there are the same coal as in the US. The bulk of the Scots and Irish who would settle in the US settled on land that is effectively the closet to their native soil.
 
Ultimate Black Cat gwon steal Peter Parker's bike.

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I thought it was the Halle Berry Catwoman film, which would explain why they always make her mixed rather than a full-blown negress.
i thought it was kitt because she's got zoomer appeal due to emperor's new groove and that catwoman film is a famous ego-tripping disaster for berry
 
honestly? I would

but isnt this just confirming again that shes a catwoman clone as cartoons make felicia black because "muh ertha kittkat!" who is not a popular catwoman at all
I don't know how anyone could look at Julie Newmar and be like, "yep, Ertha Kitt is my favorite Catwoman." Newmar was the horniest of all Catwomen.
 
Afros are always hideous and anyone who styles their hair that way has no taste.
i don't know if that's an afro or if it's just a shitty "midair" shot.

I thought it was the Halle Berry Catwoman film, which would explain why they always make her mixed rather than a full-blown negress.
i think they started making her Hispanic/Italian post-crisis.

I mean it's an AU Black Cat, a character that's never been that interesting to me. I could buy them race-flipping a C-lister like her. Hell, she looks mixed in that cover art.
 
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well of course, she wouldn't be a villain if she was white
Well Bats did pursue an ethnically-ambiguous woman and suprise, suprise she turned out to be a mentally unstable dyke who cucked him at the altar.

While the chad Kent wisely avoided ANY miscellaneous women, only indulging jungle fever by turning a white woman black then turning her back once he indulged his colonizer kick. His biggest mistake was taking a coastal journo as his wife and not staying in Smallville, taking over the farm and knocking up Lana. Gurantee if she was Jon’s mom, he’d have been born with the facial features of Golden Age Supes, such would the chad genes be emboldened by blue-collar living.

Only in the darkest soy-timeline does Clark dare pursue a non-white.
 
I'm going to bitch about why I hate Poison Ivy and Harley as a 'loving' couple. I'm prefectly fine with Harley being bi and wanting to be more then friends with Ivy. What I've never really bought is the idea that Poison Ivy would actually be romanticly interested in Harley. Ivy and Harley's relationship should be just as abusive to Harley as hers with the Joker is in a different way.

Ivy is at her core a femme fatale and should not remotely be somebody truly capable of being in an actual loving relationship with anyone.

While the chad Kent wisely avoided ANY miscellaneous women, only indulging jungle fever by turning a white woman black then turning her back once he indulged his colonizer kick
If Superman has a machine to turn people black, why doesn't he use it to turn everybody into a mono-race and end the idea of race so we can get to what really matters- a world where left-handed people ruled the world.

Also if Superman can change your race, does he have a gay ray that he uses to turn people into fags?
 
Well Bats did pursue an ethnically-ambiguous woman and suprise, suprise she turned out to be a mentally unstable dyke who cucked him at the altar.
isn't she supposed to be like puerto rican or some shit
While the chad Kent wisely avoided ANY miscellaneous women, only indulging jungle fever by turning a white woman black then turning her back once he indulged his colonizer kick. His biggest mistake was taking a coastal journo as his wife and not staying in Smallville, taking over the farm and knocking up Lana. Gurantee if she was Jon’s mom, he’d have been born with the facial features of Golden Age Supes, such would the chad genes be emboldened by blue-collar living.

Only in the darkest soy-timeline does Clark dare pursue a non-white.
eh Lois is somehow an evolution of the old Capra movie's "Girl Friday" thing.

But uh, she's now sometimes ethnically half-asian. You know, like all true aryan men want their women. Right?
I'm going to bitch about why I hate Poison Ivy and Harley as a 'loving' couple. I'm prefectly fine with Harley being bi and wanting to be more then friends with Ivy. What I've never really bought is the idea that Poison Ivy would actually be romanticly interested in Harley. Ivy and Harley's relationship should be just as abusive to Harley as hers with the Joker is in a different way.

Ivy is at her core a femme fatale and should not remotely be somebody truly capable of being in an actual loving relationship with anyone.
I think the idea, at first, involved it being a Thelma and Louise type of thing. Add on some shenanigans, etc.

Then they kept pushing it as a gay thing. I think it's probably a way that Ivy's using pheromones to ensure Harley never harms her as Ivy's seen enough of what Joker and his ilk can do at a coin's toss.
If Superman has a machine to turn people black, why doesn't he use it to turn everybody into a mono-race and end the idea of race so we can get to what really matters- a world where left-handed people ruled the world.

Also if Superman can change your race, does he have a gay ray that he uses to turn people into fags?
Why think about it this way. A million men in tights and the vast majority of them aren't flamboyant homosexuals? Why it must be Superman with the anti-gay ray.


or uh, given Spectre is the guy that melted Sodom and Gomorrah, there's another reason too.


speaking of capeshit, what do you kiwifrens think about GRRM's Wild Cards stuff?
 
IIf Superman has a machine to turn people black, why doesn't he use it to turn everybody into a mono-race and end the idea of race so we can get to what really matters- a world where left-handed people ruled the world.

Also if Superman can change your race, does he have a gay ray that he uses to turn people into fags?
Cause Pa Kent’s wisdom still overrides Jor-El’s “muh science” and he’s fine with say, John Henry being Steel and being his bro……. but he’s never gonna lead the League or be on the pedestal of Superman. It’s the same reason when Wally invites Clark to League DnD, Pa Kent’s wisdom kicks in and suddenly Clark is ten years old asking to go play DnD with Lex

“IT’S DEMONIC CLARK, NO SON OF MINE NO MATTER HOW STRONG IS SUMMONING HELLSPAWN.”

He just awkwardly tells Wally no and flies away.

Clark undoubtedly has a gay gun, he just hasn’t figured out how to make a straight gun, it’s his new version of Kandor, a problem he can’t solve. The gay gun was made when Bruce made a crack at Jon and Clark laughed it off but seethed for months and shot Tim with it. You know Silver Age Supes would do that.
Maybe Supes uses CWC's straight blood to fuel it.
The idea of Clark keeping Chris in one of the Fortress’s cells just to collect blood is honestly the best ending for the little guy.
 
Cause Pa Kent’s wisdom still overrides Jor-El’s “muh science” and he’s fine with say, John Henry being Steel and being his bro……. but he’s never gonna lead the League or be on the pedestal of Superman. It’s the same reason when Wally invites Clark to League DnD, Pa Kent’s wisdom kicks in and suddenly Clark is ten years old asking to go play DnD with Lex

“IT’S DEMONIC CLARK, NO SON OF MINE NO MATTER HOW STRONG IS SUMMONING HELLSPAWN.”

He just awkwardly tells Wally no and flies away.
Afterwards, a series of very funny chats occur with Zatanna, Dr. Fate, Zauriel, Constantine, and Shazam about the chances of DnD actually causing something like that.

Zee is a pal and says "unlikely". Fate turns full creepy Nabu stare and just says "no. . ."

Zauriel asks what's a DnD and then laughs.

Constantine messes with Supes, but then admits that the chances aren't zero, but unlikely.

The Wizard Shazam is about to say "yes" but Captain Marvel's wisdom of solomon says "unlikely"

Spectre looks at him and gives a definitive answer that the readers never see.

Pa Kent probably approves of Steel after they talk about tools for 6 hours. I can just see both of them just sitting in that fucking barn while Steel admires a set of century old tools. Pa Kent accidentally slips up with "boy" and Steel just laughs and says the family of the greatest hero on Earth can call him a nigger any day. .
Clark undoubtedly has a gay gun, he just hasn’t figured out how to make a straight gun, it’s his new version of Kandor, a problem he can’t solve. The gay gun was made when Bruce made a crack at Jon and Clark laughed it off but seethed for months and shot Tim with it. You know Silver Age Supes would do that.

The idea of Clark keeping Chris in one of the Fortress’s cells just to collect blood is honestly the best ending for the little guy.
He keeps Batman in line by threatening to use it on the Joker.

Tim got clipped by it after a party in the Fortress of Solitude gone wrong. Bruce has been trying to find a cure. There's emails in the superhero circle about finding the "cure" for the "gay" and it's not what people think it is. Amanda Waller finds out and uses it to blackmail the superheroes.
 
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