Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

That reminds me, it worth remembering the grandma hambeast in his Locals was one of the people that put in a records request.

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Now maybe her motivation was to try and help him, but if I were in his shoes I'd be concerned about her (plus he knows none of that shit is actually gonna help him).

Why does she look like a fat and old version of Flutter?

Face like that, yeah. I'm leaning towards schizo insanity in thinking that that would help Nick clear his name. Who knows, they're deluded enough to blame the Cracket kids because their golden boy dindu nuffin.

 

[Summer of George]

The only thing you have to do to troll Nick is silently take notes. His seethe will come later when he reads his thread.

On the first sentence, you are 100% spot-on.

On the next sentence, a slight correction. Nick's seethe will begin immediately. I'm reminded of Fatty Four Chins' pay-the-debt-or-face-contempt hearing. First observer that walked in immediately caused heads to turn and whispers to commence between the defendant and his attorney. "Who is that guy? What is he doing here?" "Shhh."

The more randos turn up to this thing, the harder Nick will be forced to sneed. He'll probably have the wherewithal to keep it quiet in court, but sneed he shall, guaranteed. People who fucked up tend to know that they've fucked up, and they want as few people as possible finding out about their fuckups. They can't help but sit there and wonder: "does that guy know something I don't know? Is he about to find out something I don't want him to know?"

 

[repentance]

Aaron said he also took pills for his penis problems but there's also penis pumps and other things to help with it. I do have to wonder if this was just shit spreading by Aaron.

If my dick stopped working, I'm not sure I'd even think about repurposing my balls for the job without trying to fix my cock first. On top of that, would April really stay with a guy with a limp dick? Am I underestimating the power of cocaine?

Coke increases sexual desire but it often causes ED as well. I can believe that Nick looked to options other than giving up coke to fix his coke dick (and whiskey dick).

I think Aaron often tells the truth, especially when the truth will make Nick look bad.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

The Minnesota Supreme Court recently narrowed the definition of constructive possession.

2014 isn't "recent."

This would be well established case law by now.

 

[themanwhowalks]

So if he gets Kayla to take the fall, and he just gets caught on a constructive posession charge, then he can still (in his mind) take the "W" and own the internet by continuing the delusion that he was right all along

The saddest part of this is that Nick still thinks there's a win condition for him here. Even if somehow the case is dismissed and he avoids any sort of legal repercussions, it is still over. There's no going back to being a respected voice on the internet, his viewership will slowly dwindle as more and more people start to see what a reprehensible person he actually is. His marriage is effectively over. His children will never be able to respect him.

The thing is I liked Nick, and really so did most people. I don't want this stuff to happen. It's bleak. Figuring out that someone who had it all is a fundamentally broken person who values nutting in some strange and getting high over anything of actual value is really just demoralizing. We saw it happen by degree, he could have course corrected months ago. He never once had a quiet moment where he thought, "Damn, what am I doing?"

I don't think Nick is a redeemable person, that goes without saying, but this situation makes me think of what Raslonikov said to Sonya while sitting on her bed about how her worst sin is that she had destroyed herself for nothing. But, she really didn't. She only wanted bread on her families table, and she sacrificed herself on that alter. But Nick? Nick just wanted to have sex with anyone but his wife. He wanted it so bad that he didn't care that his wife and the mother of his children was cucking him a room over (hopefully). Nick just wanted to get high. He wanted to get high so much that he allowed his daughter to get high with him.

Nick's pursuit of carnal satisfaction was so all consuming that he couldn't even feed his children. Nick, I hope you're reading this, you are such a self absorbed freak. You have enough resources that your children should have not wanted for anything. You're a despicable and fundamentally sick person. You do not have the white matter left to understand just how pathetic and sad you are.

 

[LiquidKid]

Ever notice why this idiot cihmps out about everything in this thead (that he totally does not read and is not hitting F5 over and over), he somehow has never addressed why he has to use a Balldo because his dick is completely flaccid and can't get hard?

I'm sure I'm not the only person to notice this, even though Balldo has replacd his usual pfp with this weird Forrest Gump thing where he looks like a retarded Nazi.

This isn't even something we did to make fun of him for. He did this to himself on purpose.

LMAO.

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This absolute mental retard DELIBERATELY chose this to represent himself. Given every opportunity to present himself, this is the image this absolute faggot chose.

Great jerb, you fuckin idiot love child of Richard Spencer and Forrest Gump.

He has to use it because he’s FUNNY! Don’t you get jokes? You must be a Scandinavian prude

 

[Botchy Galoop]

For anyone who is planning on attending the omnibus hearing, here is what you can expect.
BE AWARE,THIS IS NOT A TRIAL!

Spoiler: What happens at an omnibus hearing at court

An omnibus hearing is a pretrial hearing in a court proceeding, typically held soon after a defendant’s arraignment. The primary purpose of this hearing is to resolve procedural details and address any outstanding issues before the trial.
Key Events at an Omnibus Hearing

• Prosecution’s Evidence Disclosure: The prosecution informs the court whether they have provided all evidence to the defense, ensuring a fair trial.
• Defense Pretrial Motions: The defense attorney informs the judge about any pretrial motions they intend to file, and the court sets briefing schedules as needed.
• Procedural Resolutions: The court addresses and resolves any procedural issues, such as discovery disputes or motions to suppress evidence.
• Defendant’s Presence: In most cases, the defendant is required to be present at the omnibus hearing, but they do not need to participate in the discussion or provide testimony.

Additional Notes

• The length of the omnibus hearing varies depending on the complexity of the case.
• The defendant’s legal representation is confirmed, and the discovery period for both sides is typically closed.
• The omnibus hearing provides an opportunity for the court to dispose of latent constitutional issues and allows the defendant to make an informed decision about their plea.

Overall, the omnibus hearing is an essential step in the pretrial process, ensuring that all parties are aware of the evidence and procedural details before the trial begins.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Rekieta should've gone for a plea deal in the days or weeks following his arrest. I predict jail-time, probably a short stint in county with a few hundred hours of community service. Doesn't sound like much, I know, but the indignity of it will be a crushing blow to a grimy, grandiose dweeb whose license plate reads LAWPOPE.

He should just be given community service, Nicky Rackets would spin a week or two in jail as him finally being hardcore, a victim of DA GOOBERMENSCH who violated his KHENSTETHUSHENUL rights and would thoroughly enjoy every second of his stay because (((Mutt's law))).

A fat stack of community service hours would break his ego, he would have to work to actually make his community better instead of just talking about it while actively making it worse, it would be the first time in his life he would have to be under someone elses watch doing humiliating activities such as picking up cans, paving roads and whatever else it is the hours entail, those are activities for RUBES, not for a prissy little trust-fund prince like Nicky.

I don't know if there is a limit to just how many service hours you can dunk on someone, but considering he's a jobless bum I hope the judge gives him the equivalent of a 9-to-5 for an entire year, or around 2500 hours.

 

[RotPockets]

2014 isn't "recent."

This would be well established case law by now.

I was quoting the language of the article.

Source: Minnesota Criminal Defense: What is Constructive Possession in a Drug Charge Case?

 

[Strix454]

I was using the language of the article.
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Source: Minnesota Criminal Defense: What is Constructive Possession in a Drug Charge Case?

What that case said is that what matters for constructive possession is dominion and control over the drugs rather than dominion & control over just the place where the drugs were discovered. I don't see how that case helps Nick in any way.

 

[luigismanslave]

I have recruited a friend. We will be there, taking notes. Ezpect updates late Wednesday/early Thursday. Neither of us are supremely quick writers, but we will do our best. A third may join us. If the third comes he will be on ralphamale transcription duty.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

He should just be given community service

Agreed. 2500 hours at his church.

 

[MadStan]

Someone who knows better please let me know: but assuming he will attempt to challenge the legality of the warrant, would they file a motion for this to be heard at the Ominbus Hearing or later down the road?

 

[Captain Manning]

Someone who knows better please let me know: but assuming he will attempt to challenge the legality of the warrant, would they file a motion for this it be heard at the Ominbus Hearing or later down the road?

They will challenge the validity of the warrant at the omnibus hearing if they're gonna do it (that is to say, go full Barnes). That's exactly something you are supposed to raise at an omnibus hearing.

 

[luigismanslave]

that's 3

we got a full posse, I will do my best to update on breaks and whenever else

 

[repentance]

They will challenge the validity of the warrant at the omnibus hearing if they're gonna do it (that is to say, go full Barnes). That's exactly something you are supposed to raise at an omnibus hearing.

That's when they will challenge it but the challenge may be scheduled to be dealt with on another day.

Nick doesn't need to participate in the hearing. I wonder whether he'll be able to keep his mouth shut.

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

that's 3
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we got a full posse, I will do my best to update on breaks and whenever else

so jealous!!! I am a copious note taker and wish I could join. Godsneed, boys

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I have recruited a friend. We will be there, taking notes. Ezpect updates late Wednesday/early Thursday. Neither of us are supremely quick writers, but we will do our best. A third may join us. If the third comes he will be on ralphamale transcription duty.

Take detailed notes of the evidence that gets presented. That'll give us the best idea of what Rackets is up against.

 

[Captain Manning]

That's when they will challenge it but the challenge may be scheduled to be dealt with on another day.

Nick doesn't need to participate in the hearing. I wonder whether he'll be able to keep his mouth shut.

Normally I would say hell no, but he and Barneswalker are probably on the same page as to his defense, so there's a actually a decent possibility he might now (in court, that is).

As I said earlier, while I think Barneswalker legit wrote that reply to Null's motion himself, I think Nick had significant input as to the part meant to "own the Farms."

EDIT: Quoted post.

 

[AnOminous]

If my dick stopped working, I'm not sure I'd even think about repurposing my balls for the job without trying to fix my cock first.

But you're not the amazing Balldo Man.

Imagine the weakness and impotence of this fake "man."

This dude actually did, when his dick stopped working and turned permanently flaccid, turn into a Balldo enthusiast.

So YOU personally might never do this.

But Nick Rekieta did. Because he is the target for the Balldo market, a weak, impotent man whose penis does not work, but is so weird and adolescent that he thinks, somehow, that being a cucking, swinging, coke-snorting Balldo Man on the Internet makes him some kind of rock star, instead of some kind of weak laughingstock cuck.