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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 322 92.5%

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Probably the most honest Ethan has been in a while if you want to know the truth about it:
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Ralph is drunk in an airport bar, claiming sobriety. You can see the bar in the background.

Apologies for no archive, I am out and about phone posting.
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Ralph posts a video of him sitting at a bar, claiming he's not drunk and pilled out. lmao.

also, nigger get some head and shoulders you dusty bitch
 
He’s meant to be a good ol’ boy from (West) Memphis. A southern gentleman. So why is he wearing a hat that literally has the letter Y for ‘Yankee’ on it? Make it make sense.
Ethan wears specific hats on specific days as a sort of nuanced hint to the audience as to what he is about to do. The NY hat is a hat that he wears when he's out for revenge because it's the hat he purchased when he was traveling on horseback through his horses home-state before said horse betrayed him for no reason whatsoever. He is currently shooting promos and prepping for "The Turn" a WWE term for when a wrestler who is perceived as a villain starts to be perceived as a hero. Ethan is going to go into the parking lot (ring) and prove to the world that he is actually a super hero and not a super revenge pornographer.
 
He's gonna fuck this up so hard. I'm willing to bet he'll get so drunk he sleeps through it. If he even gets there, he's going to get thrown right out because all he smells like is booze, BO and desperation. He's going to conveniently "forget" his knife like a bitch, even he knows he can't really go through with that. Always all bark and no bite from this mutt.
 
Ralph has managed to be early for a flight for once by over an entire day.
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It would be so funny if this dumb fat retard piggy with quadruple titties still manages to miss his flight.

Probably the most honest Ethan has been in a while if you want to know the truth about it:
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How do we lose exactly? Televised or not, it's still content. None of us are being sued for possession of narcotics or child endangerment you delusional schizophrenic fat baby.
 
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also, nigger get some head and shoulders you dusty bitch
What is an lobotomy patient? Doesn't he mean dude got lobotomized? Clumsy word choice there, indicative of wet brained retards. He started the insult without knowing where it was going, and just sounded weird. Then he said "it hasn't costed him anything.. well it has, but he will get over it" Legit just said he will get over his boozing and pilling costing him being in his kids' lives. The thing is, at a certain point it doesn't matter if he's drunk or pilled out, the damage is done and it will sound like he's drunk/pilled out when he's stone sober.
 
Ralph posts a video of him sitting at a bar, claiming he's not drunk and pilled out. lmao.
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He´s right; alcohol, drugs and general wet brains didn´t take anything from him if you do not count his spawns, wives, country, friends, massive chunk of his audience, accompanying his mother through her last days, from telling her to fuck herself to treatment because you spent your night pilled out of your mind jacking off to Soph to dying alone because you wanted internet brownies from your antivax audience.

Just keep winning, Ralph.
 
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It should go without saying but we all know he’s 100% not drug free. He’s so addicted to benzodiazepines that he’d die unless he tapered off. Considering his actions on livestream over the last month and a half, I sincerely doubt he’s tapered off the xannyberries.

I’m genuinely wondering how that works with him bringing hundreds of his “prescribed” at a Mexican pharmacy” xannies into the US on his flight over. Does TSA allow him to just bring shitloads of Xanax into the country since he’s got a Mexican “prescription” from a “pharmacist”?
 
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