Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[A Very Big Fish]

So he doesn't work out of ladies undergarments?



Have you heard of mass formation psychosis?

Like the Elves, Men, and Dwarves, we were all deceived For there was another video made...

Kandyohi is changed. I feel it in the whiskey. I feel it in the chat. I smell it in the coke. Much that once was is lost, for none now watch who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Balldos. Three were given to the Dick Show Viewers; alcoholics, terminally unfunny and the most tolerant to pedophiles of all beings. Seven to the Weeb Lords, grooming minors and gooners of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire BPD pussy. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to embarrass himself before each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another Balldo was made. In the land of Minnesota, in the fires of the Kandyohi County Courthouse, the Dark Lord Crackets forged, in secret, a master balldo to control all others. And into this balldo he poured his faggotry, his cocaine and his will to fuck women with poor relationships with their fathers. One Balldo to rule them all.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my tism.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

The fact nick set his stream to private is a testament as to how bad it really is.



Lucky for nick the internet is forever I grabbed a version on 21st of may, I'm certain many others grabbed a local copy.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

nick is a retard, but people here really don't understand how to read, or do so charitably. nobody knows how this will turn out, and nick's argument might work.

If somebody puts up a video that you believe has edited or somehow misrepresented the actual video that you streamed, there's a really easy way to address that -- you'd say, "Look, this is the original video that I streamed. See how it differs, here, here and here? In my original, there's no footage of me getting my dick sucked, no footage of me utterly wasted, rewatching animesuckscopeandsneed's picture over and over again, and no footage of me disappearing off to the bathroom for 45 minutes and coming back wasted with cocaine smeared alll over my snoot."

Is there a reason why the judge wouldn't just say, 'OK Mr Rekieta. You claim the video this man watched misrepresents your behaviour online somehow? Let's see the original and we'll decide whether there is a material difference between the content he viewed and the content you claim to have streamed live?'

Shit, if there were material differences, wouldn't you articulate what they were in your submission to the court, along with accompanying video evidence to show how they differed?


3 packs of feral niggers, perhaps.

that doesn't matter and the judge won't compare the videos or ask the prosecution to do so. it doesn't matter if the archive is different from the original. that's not the point.

what matters is that pomplum "lied" about watching nick's own video rather than cog's (or whomever's) potentially inaccurate re-upload. it's about which video he watched vs. which video he claimed he watched, not whether the videos are actually different.

he also ""lied""" that nick took the videos off the Internet, when he really just privated them.

so it doesn't matter if the real video shows what the cops think it shows, since the lie was, again, about which video he watched (nick's vs. a potentially inaccurate reupload) and the conditions under which he watched it. E.g., was he really unable to watch nick's original stream because it was taken off the internet? or did he knowingly watch a potentially dubious copy of the video and base the search warrant application on that when he could have just watched the original but, in a reckless disregard for the truth, chose not to?

will the judge buy either argument and toss the warrant? i dunno. nobody does, actually.

 

[Nate Higgers]

1. I've heard from oil field workers that cocaine is their drug of choice since you piss clean soon after doing it, could he be back on the stuff?

I’ve heard the same thing in construction (equally full of degenerates compared to the oil patch), but that applies to urinalysis testing.

Also, Rekieta has one of those patches on his arm that is constantly intaking the sweat or something that his body secretes and then I guess whatever metabolites from cocaine usage would be present in that sweat and then be reflected in that when that patch is removed and tested.

 

[Pentamidine]

and base the search warrant application on that when he could have just watched the original but, in a reckless disregard for the truth, chose not to?

I love that point in the motion. "He could have subpoenaed Alphabet!" yeah ok how long does that take? Weeks? Meanwhile, 5 kids are being neglected in a house where the father is visibly high on cocaine on live stream every night. Inadmissible/incomplete evidence and hearsay can be used in indictments, SURELY they can be used in search/arrest warrants? Shouldn't Rackets know this is the case since he's lost Frank motions on this very topic in front of this very judge?

 

[Justtocheck]

If Nick wins the case and has a million smug streams, we'll see who has the last laugh when April abandons him because he's out of coke money, which is the only reason she's staying with him or has a heart attack from laced coke. I have a feeling both will happen sooner rather than later. It's always rocky in the land of the junkies. It's really sad to think how much money Nick would have made if all his lawyer expenses were put into a basic index fund.

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Edit of Nick as a coked up SOF from another thread.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

"I don't control April"
>She follows Balldo around like a dog on a leash

Huh? You don’t bring your live-in nanny to art events while someone else takes care of your children? That’s weird.
What are you, some kind of Scandinavian prude?

 

[East_Clintwood]

Lucky for nick the internet is forever I grabbed a version on 21st of may, I'm certain many others grabbed a local copy.

Aside from the many local copies that were made it is still up on his Odysee and BitChute pages, presumably because he's too retarded to figure out how to take them down.

 

[Windy Moors]

It'll give his simps a way to ignore the video

Least dumb Balldo simp.

Come on guys, the legally retarded still deserve respect, please call them by the proper term in future: Simpletons.

DarthGoku69 is saying it could all just be CGI that COG did. I'm inclined to believe Ussj4Brolli. Really the only question that remains for us is how did COG CGI the real cocaine into Nick's gun safe and into his child's bloodstream?

No but RoboCog can:

"Your move, creep."
(Said to Rekieta not Cimmerian Kang)

Cog reuploaded the stream in full, without his reaction to it, which is what the officer watched.

Cog has another youtube channel called Backwards Internet, he re-uploaded the coke stream there:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygNmTFByzHI

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The court system actually is that retarded. The Louisiana Supreme Court accepted a claim that when a suspect said "give me a lawyer, dog," he actually didn't mean a lawyer but a lawyer dog.

I am fairly sure the ruling was that the suspect said, 'Well, I should probably get a lawyer then, dawg', and the ruling was that the 'probably' was not a forceful enough assertion of right to representation. I believe it was the state that asserted one of the ambiguous possibilities of interpretation that supported their side was that he could have been asking for a canine of the legal profession. The judges seized on the principle--not the exact argument.

Still faggoty logic, but not quite as absurd.

It is a shame Nick cannot get that 'probably' into his defamation case...

 

[Justtocheck]

Huh? You don’t bring your live-in nanny to art events while someone else takes care of your children?

I have her get snort the coke off my dick in my house, so she can get her fix and I can enjoy the art exhibit in peace. But that's just me.

 

[LemonParty]

And what is with the weird scratch on her arm?

That looks identical to a burn mark I currently have form grazing the edge baking sheet that I just pulled out of a 450° oven. We know none of them cook soooo... how hot do crack pipes get?



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Lieing cops, corrupt judges, this whole country is starting to scream injustice. The public needs to know if our government officials are ruining the lived of citizens, just because they don't like them.

We need bodycam and court room streaming!

 

[PinKopyKat]

Someone should ask balldo in a superchat what criticisms he has of ralph or if ralph has done anything wrong in the past so the pig rages at him and drops more details about their DMs.

 

[200MB]

Nate the Lawyer dropped a video going over Nicks recent motion.
At 5:54 he plays the entire clip of Nick gooning out on his pill stream.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

That looks identical to a burn mark I currently have form grazing the edge baking sheet that I just pulled out of a 450° oven. We know none of them cook soooo... how hot do crack pipes get?

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Lieing cops, corrupt judges, this whole country is starting to scream injustice. The public needs to know if our government officials are ruining the lived of citizens, just because they don't like them.

We need bodycam and court room streaming!

What "evidence of a non-crime" were they looking for?

They were looking for cocaine. Possession of cocaine is a crime.

Even when they identified non-criminal facts they were to build a picture of someone who was strung out on drugs.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I love that point in the motion. "He could have subpoenaed Alphabet!" yeah ok how long does that take? Weeks? Meanwhile, 5 kids are being neglected in a house where the father is visibly high on cocaine on live stream every night. Inadmissible/incomplete evidence and hearsay can be used in indictments, SURELY they can be used in search/arrest warrants? Shouldn't Rackets know this is the case since he's lost Frank motions on this very topic in front of this very judge?

He doesn't need to subpeona alphabet at this point for mere probable cause.

 

[Justtocheck]

probable cause.

Probably cause, who gives a fuck? We are taking down a whore and a BIG NOSED... CUCK!

 

[SomeGuy1111]

EVS says that Nick told him that the police touched his daughter's hair with cocaine on their gloves and that is why his daughter tested positive. Nick also claimed that it is on video

So Nick's official defense is now:

• His own kids lied about being hungry and not having clean clothes
• Members of his church and/or relatives conspired against him and falsely reported him to CPS
• Aaron Imholte is lying about everything
• The video evidence of him under the influence with cocaine on his nose is edited and/or has compression artifacts
• His own pastor lied to the police
• The detective lied on the warrant
• Judge Pussy Liquor signed off on the warrant because she's a stupid bitch and has a personal bias against him
• The police lied about the filthy state of his home
• Police possibly brought cocaine into his home
• Police rubbed cocaine into his daughter's hair

Sounds like whole world and especially the government are conspiring against Mr. Rekieta. If only we could see the video evidence of what really happened

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Aside from the many local copies that were made it is still up on his Odysee and BitChute pages, presumably because he's too retarded to figure out how to take them down.

From what people have said, he seems to have lost access to at least one of those accounts.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This is the guy who owns the “original” Hollywood H, it’s in Bloomington Minnesota.

https://mspmag.com/arts-and-culture/camelot-castle-bill-deb-mack/
Why are Nick and April hobnobbing with such weird people, and seemingly alone together in this place, without Kayla?

Some sort of VERY exclusive event.

I know all of this^ has been discussed before. I'm amused Nick hasn't been shamed into better taste. But then again, spending tens of thousands of dollars has clearly offered him VIP access to...a tourist attraction that anyone can attend. Even that kid in the background of one of the April photos.

It's not only that he has bad taste, but he has boomer bad taste.
It's very ironic for someone whose stated desire was to party like a college student while in his 40s.

Speaking of, for once I am truly taken aback. Not just lunch, not just going to Sexpo some tattoo convention as a threesome, not just going to see a movie on the low, but a full "dress in sequins and publish pictures to the internet" date with his mistress. They've gone full lifestyle with this. Kayla's humiliation is complete and total, the Mallory Ortberg of Minnesota.

Yeah, that's the funny thing, they probably are openly going as a throuple to this event. Same thing with the tattoo convention where Kayla initially wasn't spotted, people thought she wasn't there.