Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don't recall Nick saying he had a CPA (happy to be proven wrong) and with how he complains about taxes I suspect he self files (The LLC IDK). I wonder if he's W-2 or 1099 since that affects his deductions. The way he complains about them makes me think he might do them... but the way he complains about shit he thinks he knows makes me think it's just being a broken clock. Hard to tell.

100% sure he's not, but what does that have to do with marketplace healthcare insurance? Whatever he makes or receives or has access to, he can purchase insurance on the marketplace at the offered rates. I plugged in numbers to show the standard rates and that the rates can be less if you verify income below certain thresholds.

I've seen some doctors refuse to write scripts for benzos unless it's an absolute end of the line while others write them like ritalin Rxs (candy), the coke and alcohol are just "self-medicating" LMAO.

But what does RNG mean?

3k's not too bad.

I'd bet a dollar that he exaggerated, meaningfully. I'd even bet 10. Bc a guy like Nick will exaggerate whenever they're trying to make a point whine. Possibly even "believe" himself.

And yes $3k is not terrible for 7 people and well within what he can afford. That's barely the snack budget, ffs! But $1400-2250 is even more reasonable for, at least at 2250, very good coverage.

Is this a phrase any 1-3L retard would know, or something that only practicing lawyers would know?

It's not specifically a legal phrase, though it is frequently used in that context. It's just a figure of speech.

 

[Swole McPole]

NOBODY in the real world is actually a fan of the Killstream.

I'd listen to clips back when Metokur would appear on the regular. It's hard to believe anyone would listen to it after Jim stopped appearing.

Chrissie used to date “comedian” Pat Dixon. Felicia Gillespie, another standup who also dated Pat, said that he is a pornographer at heart and takes literally thousands of nudes of the women he dates. Felicia said Pat has “at least 500” close-ups of her vagina alone, and that he also has a large volume of Chrissie pornography.

This shit is so mystifying to me. When you have an actual sexual partner, you can look at, feel, smell and touch her vagina pretty well any time you wish. Most women will often be complaining because their vagina isn't getting sufficient attention, in my experience.

Given that, why would you hoard two dimensional images of said vagina? If you were looking for mastubation aids, wouldn't pictures of other women's vaginas be more effective?

Back in the 1960's, in the UK we had a quasi-pornographic Sunday newspaper called News of the World. They specialized in reporting rape cases, hookers getting busted, etc. etc. Their strapline was 'All Human Life is There'. Kiwifarms should adopt that strapline. All human life is here.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Do you/any other kiwi know what the relationship been like between Chrissy & FNT lately? I can't sit through six hours of unfunny jokes and "woke shit bad" to find out.

basically it all circles back to cumia
she is friendly with the FNT crew as far as I know

 

[AnOminous]

Is this a phrase any 1-3L retard would know, or something that only practicing lawyers would know?

I've never heard it from anyone who isn't a lawyer or legally inclined. If I heard it randomly I'd assume whoever said it had some law background. There are a lot of things like this that you hear and you instantly think okay, this guy is some kind of law talking guy if you hear it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Given that, why would you hoard two dimensional images of said vagina?

Porn sickness, which Rekieta also suffers from. I’m sure if his hard drives are ever seized, there would be a non-zero chance he catches more felony charges.

 

[3MMA]

I mean seriously, question the dude for retarded shit he's done, but criticizing a lawyer for using lawyer talk is kind of ridiculous

This is the fourth response I’ve gotten regarding an explanation of that saying, I liked the 2nd one best because it covered the most ground & included etymological reasons.

I’ve never heard that saying in any prelaw class, must have been the advanced classes which I never got to. Nothing personal to anyone who says it, belt to suspenders. Never took notice of it said ITT, & it still sounds goofy to me, but because of the amount of answers I’m getting on it, and the fact that I think it sounds funny, I’ll probably start using it.

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I just noticed that the transcript of the Omnibussin’ had been uploaded in the legal subforum for about two hours before it even made it over here to Nicks thread. Someone had even made photos out of each individual page of the pdf before I did, over in the LLP area. Instead, this thread had an obnoxious coomer conversation while biding time. I’m going to make sure to check the legal thread first before I compress stupid files that have been available for hours in a different thread, next time. Anyone who wants actual news timely, try keeping an eye over there too.

 

[Swole McPole]

Porn sickness, which Rekieta also suffers from.

TBH, I knew it had to be that. It couldn't really be anything else, could it. If a large proportion of your early sexual experience is with pornography, it makes sense that you'd erotically fetishize images rather than the real thing.

It's kinda tragic though.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing personal to anyone who says it, belt to suspenders.

Belt AND suspenders. The redundancy is the point.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Is this a phrase any 1-3L retard would know, or something that only practicing lawyers would know?

I'm a 3L retard and I think I've heard it from nearly every professor at this point.

 

[3MMA]

Belt & suspenders, how is a non lawyer to know? Belt & suspenders that’s a rhetorical question. Belt & suspenders, it’s a belt & suspenders party.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Man, how hard is it to file on time?

I don't think Balldo's consequence-free life and form of hedonism is conducive to doing things he doesn't emphatically like unless he has a strong outside influence pressuring him to do it. Given his claims of narcolepsy and known sleep schedule, he has no disciple or structure in life. With no framework, even the simple things become difficult. Like, for example, showing up to court to represent your client that you are allegedly fucking.

Edit: conductive -> conducive
Edit2: Why the fuck does "ess" become sneed??

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Man, how hard is it to file on time?

Filing on time seems to be a common problem for Nick and Ty Beard for that matter

WAKKA WAKKA

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He uses some strange figures of speech like, “…so belt & suspenders.” Not sure exactly what that is supposed to mean, & I’ve heard a lot of slang.

Logically I would assume it means overdoing something, because both belt and suspenders serve the same purpose, that is to keep your pants in their place and there is no point to wear both at the same time.

 

[jspit2.0]

So, I was thinking as I watched the latest new; just how many people has baldo fucked over?

Kayla is debatable (whether she pushed him or vice versa, depending what you believe)
Vic (guys life is fucked)
Drexel (it's coming, somethings hiding there)
April and Aaron Imholte
His kids
His parents
Every single member of his church...(gotta be double digits)

That's a large body count. You combine that with the money he's wasted. The drug tests, housing for his kids, the cops and there salaries and paying all the court officials.

Nick Reikata is literally the human version a festering malignancy in his impact on society.

 

[Vecr]

Logically I would assume it means overdoing something, because both belt and suspenders serve the same purpose, that is to keep your pants in their place and there is no point to wear both at the same time.

I'm not a lawyer and I'm not from anywhere near the south, but it really just means "use (at least) two independent methods to do something, so if one fails the other will still work". It's not really fancy.

 

[not william stenchever]

Logically I would assume it means overdoing something, because both belt and suspenders serve the same purpose, that is to keep your pants in their place and there is no point to wear both at the same time.

Redundancy is always a good idea in any endeavor even if it makes you seem goofy. Better to have your pants secured a couple of different ways than to accidentally display your balldo to the public.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

April files a clean, orderly, and what appears to be a well-drafted Motion to Dismiss. Looks like she hired competent counsel, compared to the BalldoBarnes Cronenberg.

Disagree since April's lawyer straight up lies and says Imholte's name is mentioned 5 times when it is actually 6 and the one mention that is omitted is not meaningless at all... It's Kayla admitting that April is the live-in nanny.

I have questions about how this could be possibly be missed.





This would be the equivalent of Barneswalker White, instead of going all "HE LIED because my client HID the video!", instead pretending that the Cokestream never existed because it's not currently on Rekieta's YouTube channel. I guess that would make a better-reading motion to dismiss, but it probably would have an even lower probability of success.

 

[Law]

Nick and April should open an Only Fans.

Haha! Good one, Satan!

 

[ChromaQuack]

I may be mixing my lolcows...

Understandable considering Nicky is the captain planet of lolcows, and just as lame to boot.

This is my very short-winded way of saying "lol calm down."

This nigga is doing the equivalent of walking into a bagel shop and sperging out about bankers and zionists to the schmuck behind the counter, he might be jewish but he sure as shit isn't a mover.

I sometimes wonder if Rekieta will also say to officer Pomplun's face

He won't, he only does that shit to women; someone who might talk back and physically intimidate him scares cowardly Nicky to his core.

Its insane seeing Barnes descend into this madness defending a scum bag like this.

Barnes does have quite a history of being an utter dipshit but I do agree this has got to be a new low, at least with his previous cases there was serious clout to be made, it's high stakes gambling vs putting your life savings on the horse with four broken legs.

I'm surprised that given his tendency to cry about muh kehnteetushen he didn't try a 13th amendment defense considering his client is a (white bread) nigga who gets owned every single day.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Disagree since April's lawyer straight up lies and says Imholte's name is mentioned 5 times when it is actually 6 and the one mention that is omitted is not meaningless at all... It's Kayla admitting that April is the live-in nanny.

I have questions about how this could be possibly be missed.

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This would be the equivalent of Barneswalker White, instead of going all "HE LIED because my client HID the video!", instead pretending that the Cokestream never existed because it's not currently on Rekieta's YouTube channel. I guess that would make a better-reading motion to dismiss, but it probably would have an even lower probability of success.

"She was just visiting"

I seem to recall Nick's father also testifying in the CPS case that April was the nanny.

They also have a witness statement from Aaron as well which no doubt says they all slept in the same bed. Her credit cards were caked in cocaine as well.

Just a guest.... Uh huh.