Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 42 14.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 99 34.0%

  • Total voters
    291
But what does RNG mean?
It stands for “random number generator” it’s like a digital roll of the dice in gacha games or loot boxes for which item you will receive based on the assigned probability. Given the context it means Kayla or Nick doctor-shop until they get the diagnosis they need for the medications they want.
 
Logically I would assume it means overdoing something, because both belt and suspenders serve the same purpose, that is to keep your pants in their place and there is no point to wear both at the same time.

Unless you are FAT! ACK ACK ACK ACK! Look at my Barbie Dream Mansion in LA! Did you know I was in a pizza commercial in the 80's?

Redundancy is always a good idea in any endeavor even if it makes you seem goofy. Better to have your pants secured a couple of different ways than to accidentally display your balldo to the public.

If you are wearing the Balldo,--even secretly--you deserve to be shamed for it.

Thr Balldo is not a badge, not an accessory. The true Balldo is a mindset--one you can never take off.

Disagree since April's lawyer straight up lies and says Imholte's name is mentioned 5 times when it is actually 6 and the one mention that is omitted is not meaningless at all... It's Kayla admitting that April is the live-in nanny.

I have questions about how this could be possibly be missed.

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This would be the equivalent of Barneswalker White, instead of going all "HE LIED because my client HID the video!", instead pretending that the Cokestream never existed because it's not currently on Rekieta's YouTube channel. I guess that would make a better-reading motion to dismiss, but it probably would have an even lower probability of success.

CTRL-F is hard, apparently, for lawyers.

I regularly have to adapt document from one project to another and the 'Search' function helps me change all the references to staff names, project titles, and acronyms and ensure I do not miss any.
 
So, I was thinking as I watched the latest new; just how many people has baldo fucked over?

Kayla is debatable (whether she pushed him or vice versa, depending what you believe)
Vic (guys life is fucked)
Drexel (it's coming, somethings hiding there)
April and Aaron Imholte
His kids
His parents
Every single member of his church...(gotta be double digits)

That's a large body count. You combine that with the money he's wasted. The drug tests, housing for his kids, the cops and there salaries and paying all the court officials.

Nick Reikata is literally the human version a festering malignancy in his impact on society.
If one defines "fucked over" as Nick's actions causing serious damage to someone either monetarily or to their reputation, I agree with your list. I'd add a few.

Kayla's family. The Slettas and Woltjers must be very embarrassed
Monty
LegalBytes

He's been unsuccessful in going after the following but he's certainly given it his best shot: Elissa, Captain Manning, Strix454, Null, Legal Mindset, Sean, Ms. Sweep, and the officers investigating his case.
 
"She was just visiting"

I seem to recall Nick's father also testifying in the CPS case that April was the nanny.

They also have a witness statement from Aaron as well which no doubt says they all slept in the same bed. Her credit cards were caked in cocaine as well.

Just a guest.... Uh huh.
They also served her at the house next door. They definitely know what's going on. Hopefully they're keeping tabs on his social media too?
 
TBH, I knew it had to be that. It couldn't really be anything else, could it. If a large proportion of your early sexual experience is with pornography, it makes sense that you'd erotically fetishize images rather than the real thing.

It's kinda tragic though.
If only his parents pulled him into a room and talked about their sex life. Everything would have been A-OK.
 
Logically I would assume it means overdoing something, because both belt and suspenders serve the same purpose, that is to keep your pants in their place and there is no point to wear both at the same time.
And yet, if you use one and it fails, your pants fall down. That's why you use BOTH. Can you people not catch on to social cues? Because this is about being excruciatingly correct to the point if one of your measures fails, the other will protect against the worst possible result.

You people are fucking RETARDS if you can't understand this incredibly basic concept.
 
If one defines "fucked over" as Nick's actions causing serious damage to someone either monetarily or to their reputation, I agree with your list. I'd add a few.

Kayla's family. The Slettas and Woltjers must be very embarrassed
Monty
LegalBytes

He's been unsuccessful in going after the following but he's certainly given it his best shot: Elissa, Captain Manning, Strix454, Null, Legal Mindset, Sean, Ms. Sweep, and the officers investigating his case.
Let's not forget the first nanny who seems to have quit rather suddenly. What are the odds that Nick tried to involve her in some of their degenerate shit? Sad part is I think she was the nanny for some years, she's seen most of these kids grow up. Can't be easy to leave the kiddos behind knowing how Nick and Kayla lived.
 
Let's not forget the first nanny who seems to have quit rather suddenly. What are the odds that Nick tried to involve her in some of their degenerate shit? Sad part is I think she was the nanny for some years, she's seen most of these kids grow up. Can't be easy to leave the kiddos behind knowing how Nick and Kayla lived.
A twofold problem. The nanny likely reached her limit with 3 drunken and drugged people and the moods that go along with it.

The nanny leaving is also what resulted in the child neglect. I'd be willing to bet the nanny was feeding the kids and washing their clothes.
 
Attached the pdf

ETA: added photos
It says in here that the video will only be used conditionally because her statements are hearsay. It seems like someone (Barnes? The Farms?) was saying that she was Mirandized, asked for a lawyer, then Pomplum continued to ask questions even after he was told she asked for a lawyer. Does anyone have legal documents alleging this or know who was the first to bring this up? Am I remembering something wrong? Looking pretty bad for Nick.
 
I have questions about how this could be possibly be missed.
CTRL-F is hard, apparently, for lawyers.
I think the omission was intentional, and that's what Balldo's Gate was getting at. The closer her ties to the Rekieta's, the worse it is for her case. The prosecution should be able to draw attention to the sixth mention in their reply.

Also, can I just ask:

Why the fuck would you use a credit card, with your name on it, that can be traced to you, to make lines of a highly illegal controlled substance? And then why would you leave said credit card out, in plain sight, next to said highly illegal controlled substance?

Wouldn't it be better better to use... I dunno... a playing card? Or anything that can't be tied to you?
 
Why the fuck would you use a credit card, with your name on it, that can be traced to you, to make lines of a highly illegal controlled substance? And then why would you leave said credit card out, in plain sight, next to said highly illegal controlled substance?
Because you're a cocaine addicted retard and the one thing you have to cut out lines with is your credit card? And you're retarded?

You realize drug addicts don't behave terribly intelligently, don't you?
 
Nick and April should open an Only Fans. Think about it, Nick gets to show off his sexual prowess, his HOT and YOUNG side piece and show us once and for all how the balldo works. They can even get the 3rd wheel in on it every now and again.
I've mentioned this before because we know from Hedonism II, swinging, nude beaches, underwear parties and Nick's odd lecture on the difference between voyeurism and exhibitionism that he and Kayla like to get naked in front of other people, how do we know he doesn't already have an onlyfans? all they would need to do was hide faces and tattoos.

Then you need to remember that he's addicted to Porn, spent time in a playboy themed air BnB where he danced on a stripper pole for one of his male moderators and also hired a lawyer who's infamous for working in the Porn industry (with lots of contacts).
 
You realize drug addicts don't behave terribly intelligently, don't you?
Well, I have heard of "high functioning coke addicts," but I am guessing she is most definitely not one of those. None of them seem to be.

It likely needs to be thicker to crush the substance back into a finer powder. Who knows what his coke is cut with..
And you specifically need your own credit card for that?

I dunno. It's just seem fucking weird and funny stupid to me. It's like leaving a gun at a murder scene with not only your fingerprints on it, but also your name engraved on the barrel.
 
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Why the fuck would you use a credit card, with your name on it, that can be traced to you, to make lines of a highly illegal controlled substance? And then why would you leave said credit card out, in plain sight, next to said highly illegal controlled substance?
Because she (and what remained of the Qover) thought they would never be arrested. Cokeheads tend to be complacent
 
I think Ralph actually might catches charges for his current bullshit if he’s also involved in harassing the Judge of Rekieta’s case. Either that or Rekieta might be arrested again.

Why? Because Labor Day and Labor Day Weekend always has something happen during it. September 5th is the 8 year anniversary of Ralph’s arrest as well, which is also the day of Rekieta’s evidentiary hearing.
 
My god. Are those nudes of Chrissie Mayr real? Were they personal nudes that got leaked? Or was she some type of Only Fans whore too?

I have always wondered about Chrissie's past as she fills her live chats with active Only Fans whores. I wonder if she was some sort of sex worker too.
Chrissie has said on stream that she had a friend who was a "high end" prostitute and Chrissie had considered giving it a go too, but supposedly never did.

Chrissie's biggest issue is being a ginger. She should dye her hair blonde.
 
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