Have some fucking self-respect for yourself, man. The whole "every hole is a goal" mentality is not only disgusting, but also absolutely self-destructive. To paraphrase an old German saying; "You wouldn't lick a dirty ashtray, would you?"
Christ's sake, have some better standards for yourself.
Alyssa, I know you're reading this like the creepy, boundary-violating sexpest that you are, and I just want to say:
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE INDUSTRY AND SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH FOR ONCE IN YOUR GODDAMNED LIFE, YOU BLOATED, YEASTY CUNT.