Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

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Just imagine the Freddie Sightings thread. It'd be like a modern Bigfoot.
 
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KingLiberty76 said:
I can imagine Yoshikage Kira thread the header would be

Kira Yoshikage / Kosaku Kawajiri - A mentally deranged horrocow murderer with a fetish for hands​

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at the risk of necrobumping, Kira is probably the least lolcow-ish of all Jojo antagonists. He's a creepy weirdo and a freak, but he's adamant about keeping that stuff private, i don't think he'd ever even post a picture of himself on social media.
you want a REAL lolcow ? Tooru
This little bitch is not only a groomer, but has a fucking mushroom-head, thinks himself invincible and posts pictures of himself with minors. Not to mention how much he acts like a fag. Only Joshu could beat him in the franchise when it comes to lolcows imo
 
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I'm on a roll with these:

Alpha-17 from the Star Wars: Republic comic series
  • Rude for a clone.
  • Basis for Captain Rex, yet acts nothing like him.
  • Obviously sociopathic, gives no fucks about executing prisoners.
  • Talks shit to his bosses.
  • "They either grow up loyal to the Republic, or they don't grow up at all" - actual thing he has said.
  • Probably would post the Star Wars equivalent of those pro-Trump boomer memes you see on Facebook.
Exar Kun from the Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi comic series
  • Talks like a pompous dick.
  • Is a pompous dick.
  • Isn't content with either a normal lightsaber or normal saberstaff, has to use a Super-Special OC Donut Steel saberstaff with a hilt only slightly longer than a normal lightsaber.
  • Got trolled into the Dark Side by a ghost.
  • Trolls ghosts by blowing them up.
  • One of the best duelists of his time, yet sucks dick against multiple opponents.
  • Ragequit from existence, still came back to troll people.
  • Got mauled by a furry.
  • One of his top lieutenants is a furry.
  • Has an amulet that can destroy buildings, only ever used it to destroy buildings on accident.
Jerec from Star Wars Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight
  • Bald/balding depending on the artist.
  • Wannabe cult-leader.
  • Fucking nerd.
  • Old AF (was a respected Jedi Master prior to the Clone Wars).
  • Fell to the Dark Side to continue being a nerd.
  • Got intellectually cock-blocked by Palpatine.
  • His presence gives Force Users PTSD
  • Trolls his own subordinates and allies.
  • Ego forces him to constantly undermine and belittle his own subordinates
  • Physiologically blind, uses this to unsettle people around him.
  • Multiple of his followers are fucking insane.
  • Dishonors the God Emperor of Mankind by using fucking mutants among his personal retinue.
  • Attained godhood for like five minutes at most.
  • His powerset is built with the purpose of combating dark-siders, yet never does this.
  • Fucking dies as a result of his own stupidity.
Yun from Star Wars Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight
  • Simp
  • Constant need be seen as worthwhile has led him to execute multiple people for o reason.
  • Killed his own father.
  • Rich kid
  • Object of his fascination was a cultist who never gave it up.
  • Flipflopped between overly sensitive little bitch to psychopath.
  • Most important contribution to the story was dying.
Maw from Star Wars Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight
  • Bald.
  • Old AF.
  • All about them gains.
  • Selfish even as a Jedi Shadow (essentially Sith hunters), directly led to his fall to the Dark Side.
  • Fucking psychotic, roid rage is the least of his problems.
  • Enjoys being a dick to others for no reason.
  • Half the man he used to be (literally).
  • Decided to skip leg day forever by installing a repulsorlift carriage where the lower half of his body used o be, had to learn how to fly with the Force and a flight-oriented lightsaber style to compensate.
  • Commands so little respect that one of his nicknames is literally "the Half Man".
  • Really fucking hates when you mention his lack of legs.
  • Used as justification for Maul coming back in Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
Boc Aseca from Star Wars Dark Forces 2: Jedi Knight
  • Name literally means "dry mouth" in Spanish.
  • Sadistic fuck.
  • Fucking insane.
  • Jokerlaugh.exe
  • Jumps around like a demented spider during his boss fight.
  • Racist against humans, yet serves what outwardly looks like a human.
  • Got his dreams of being a Jedi crushed by the same Jedi Order who let Anakin Skywalker become a Jedi even though he was too old, specifically for being too old.
  • Lived most of his life as someone else's bitch, even after being "freed".
  • Got his shit pushed in by discount Samuel L. Jackson not even a full second after his lightsaber blades fully extended.
  • Wields two lightsabers that can be connected by the hilts, yet only ever really used them separated.
  • Canonically got wasted by a Dark Side attack, didn't even get a cool lightsaber duel at any point in the game.
  • Died at the foot of an idol to one of his childhood heroes, would probably only elicit disgust from his heroes.
 
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Koyomi Araragi from monogatri.

I only have very basic information on the show because i only know about the show through memes. That show is infamous for its weird sexual shit like lolcons and incest. The protagonist is such a disgusting sex freak. There's probably more anime protagonists like this guy but he's the first one that comes to my head.

If he was real he would be up to some absolutely fucked up things online.
 
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7.62x38mmR said:
at the risk of necrobumping, Kira is probably the least lolcow-ish of all Jojo antagonists. He's a creepy weirdo and a freak, but he's adamant about keeping that stuff private, i don't think he'd ever even post a picture of himself on social media.
you want a REAL lolcow ? Tooru
This little bitch is not only a groomer, but has a fucking mushroom-head, thinks himself invincible and posts pictures of himself with minors. Not to mention how much he acts like a fag. Only Joshu could beat him in the franchise when it comes to lolcows imo
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Even his stand is cooler than him.
 
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Tatewaki Kuno from Ranma 1/2 would have a thread on here

-Dad fucks off to Hawaii for a couple years without him or his sister
-Obvious to the fact that the pig-tail girl is really Ranma
-Simp for women who can beat him up
-Going after Akane when her hotter sister is in his class
 
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Ayana Otonashi said:
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[Lolcow/Internet Tough Guy] Makoto Hanuma / Chairman of the Pandemonium Society
Fascist LARPer and the Disciplinary Committee's biggest a-log. Hosted a trainwreck party, Totally a glorious leader (trust me)

>Initially a 10-25 page thred until she finds out and tries to get Null to take it down, threatening him a lot in the process, leading it to skyrocket to at least 200 pages
>The Pandemonium Society Festival would be dogged on in a similar manner to Dashcon
>her unhinged rants about Hina and the Disciplinary Committee would become copypasta material
>other Gehenna students would post stupid shit she has done in the name of attention
>also did I mention she has zero self awareness
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Let's be honest, Blue Archive has enough characters that at least a few students would be lolcows and a few would be users, while a few would be both.
 
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[Plagued]Shipgirls- Weaponized Autists and Whores Around the World
  • Community Watch thread, was initially for the Azur Lane (the Allies in WW2) organization but expanded to cover the rest of the world
  • Starts off with a brief intro on what shipgirls are (female personifications of naval warships whose personalities and powers are derived from the OG ship's experiences and history) and the factions before outlining how most of them are spergs with stripper clothes and boatloads of ordinance
There are way too many of these niggers to count but the thread would enjoy people like:
  • Portland, an American physically incapable of not being obsessed with her sister Indy. Has distributed softcore porn of her sister in an attempt to "broaden Indy's appeal"
  • Ark Royal, British pedophile who cries in fear of court martials whenever she gets too close to the shipgirls who look like kids. Still keeps trying to get them in her metaphorical van
  • Deutschland, edgelord German bitch who flips out if you mention her shitty naval record or her deadname
  • Hiryuu, Japanese delinquent who shouts about her sister's feet during battle. While the sister is right there.
And then a few of them find the thread and start shitting it up in record time. Mass IP bans of several military bases occur.
 
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Grimoire Canthari said:
[Plagued]Shipgirls- Weaponized Autists and Whores Around the World
  • Community Watch thread, was initially for the Azur Lane (the Allies in WW2) organization but expanded to cover the rest of the world
  • Starts off with a brief intro on what shipgirls are (female personifications of naval warships whose personalities and powers are derived from the OG ship's experiences and history) and the factions before outlining how most of them are spergs with stripper clothes and boatloads of ordinance
There are way too many of these niggers to count but the thread would enjoy people like:
  • Portland, an American physically incapable of not being obsessed with her sister Indy. Has distributed softcore porn of her sister in an attempt to "broaden Indy's appeal"
  • Ark Royal, British pedophile who cries in fear of court martials whenever she gets too close to the shipgirls who look like kids. Still keeps trying to get them in her metaphorical van
  • Deutschland, edgelord German bitch who flips out if you mention her shitty naval record or her deadname
  • Hiryuu, Japanese delinquent who shouts about her sister's feet during battle. While the sister is right there.
And then a few of them find the thread and start shitting it up in record time. Mass IP bans of several military bases occur.
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Then it would expand for KanColle as well.
 
Debbie Gallagher from Shameless (US), arguably makes the worst decisions out of all the characters, haven't rewatched it in a while so I can't give a detailed write-up
 
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