Concord - robots with pronouns

[Tactical Wizard]

This line up will never not be funny. Its like they were drawn by 2nd graders and the teacher told them to use colors.

The first one, is my favourite. Chefs kiss

The first one is based on an actual troon that did the voice work for the character.

 

[Bobbobson]

People should Morbius meme the shit out of this so Sony thinks they can release it for "ironic" audience, spend few extra millions on it and have it flopped again.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

This "game" was so unremarkable*, watered down slop of a heroes shooter it was doomed from the start, being woke shit was the least significant of all its' problems. It had no business being 40 fucking USD on Steam when, for example, Valorant is free to play. 8 years of development spend well, dipshits, have fun refunding all 2k buyers of this crap.

* - Being unremarkable is the worst thing that can happen to a game. Big Rigs is still remembered after 21 years for how shoody pre-aplha shit it was. ET, Atari 2600 Pacman are fucking legendary for their role in 1983 video game crash. This slop will be forgotten after a few months, and nothing of value will be lost.

Get raped, inbred faggot.

> be t*rkroach commie tard
> accuse random polack of being imbred
You deserve a thread (and primarily, rope).

 

[babadook]

Worth noting this stat that I googled to be sure:

30%, jfc, they didn't make shit from Steam.

30% before taxes, the real cut is approximately 45%

 

[Day of the Cope]

A lot of people are talking about the game's $40 being a reason for the game dying and they're right but for a very big reason they ever bring up: lack of player run servers.
Back in the Golden Age of PC Gaming, you could sell a game like Unreal Tournament or Quake III Arena with an upfront cost without any issue. This is because players had the ability to spin up their own servers at any point and play with other people; you didn't have to worry about 'the continued cost of hosting servers' because the players were able to do it. Nowadays? Your completely at the mercy of the developer/publisher. If Blizzard one day decides to shut down the servers to Overwatch 2 because it's not making enough money, any money you put into it might have well been set on fire. Blizzard might have been able to get away for charging people to play the original Overwatch, but Blizzard still had some level of prestige that people were willing to swallow that pill. Nowadays, developers have to choice one of the following: they can make their game F2P and rely on having to constantly crank out an unending treadmill of MTX or they can charge upfront while giving the playerbase the ability to host servers. If the gaming industry has a problem with it, well, tough. They made this bed, now they can get fucked in it.

Yes, I heard Ross' cadence in my head as I typed this and so did you.

 

[The Lawgiver]

People should Morbius meme the shit out of this so Sony thinks they can release it for "ironic" audience, spend few extra millions on it and have it flopped again.

Morbius was at least enjoyably bad and had some cool visuals. This? This has fucking nothing. You can't get another Morbius scenario, it's too many vectors away. People aren't even playing this for a laugh for the most part like they watched morbius for a laugh.

 

[anklyscr]

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They are ACKing themselves in game.

You cannot make this shit up. EVERYTHING about this game has been a shitshow.
LMFAO

how does that even work?

kill yourself for max XP

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

At least they are offering refunds, something that 41%-ing doesn't really offer.

To be fair, considering how many people bought it, it's like $5 total tops

It reminded me of another Overwatch-like game that died, Battleborn (though it was far more different than people acknowledge). At least it was pretty good in comparison, actually interesting characters, proper PvE mode, gear system and progression mechanics with different passives and active skills to choose from to create unique builds. Another difference is that it deserved better (better than Randy Pitchford to promote it into an early grave), while Concord got exactly what it deserved.

 

[autosarcophagy]

they got what they deserved get fucked scumbags.

 

[Caligura]

What pisses me off about this game is that this shit got released and lived for some days, while Crucible from Amazon Games never really had a chance.

They could've used those millions to feed starving children in Africa.

 

[Lammy]

the teacher told them to use colors.

And like half of them would look close to fine if they just adjusted the colors.
I think not-Thanos with the red facepaint is the most appalling example though, it completely clashes with the rest of the color scheme and literally any other color would look better than red there.

 

[Programmer Socks]

R.I.P Cooncord.

Imagine having that on your CV, especially if you worked there for the full length of its development. You'd have an easier time getting a job if you were a known serial killer or pedo.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

They could've used those millions to feed starving children in Africa.

They already fed them enough & later put 'em in the game too.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

R.I.P Cooncord.

Imagine having that on your CV, especially if you worked there for the full length of its development. You'd have an easier time getting a job if you were a known serial killer or pedo.

At least the people that did the CGI cutscenes did their job well but i am guessing the cinematics were comissioned to a third party studio. Everyone on the art team that designed those characters is fucked though.

 

[FightenGnome]

The White manlet (bottom third to left)—the most "normal" looking character of the lot—is slightly smaller than the old Asian woman (bottom sixth to to left), and also smaller to the woman to his immediate left.

I guess its strange ( the heights of the characters in the picture aren't exactly to scale) if true, and possibly intentional as well if its the case, but it wouldn't really matter since he's still normal looking.

You're correct though that in terms of design generally you want to have male characters be taller than female characters unless there's a reason otherwise (Different fantasy/alien races, Amazonian chicks, physical representation of character traits, etc.) since it's an accurate depiction of what we consider normal.

 

[Total Troons Death]

Joruno already coping and seething, but this one is just too retarded. How can you say Sony didn't support it when they bought the fucking studio last year, feature it on state of play, pay bunch of streamers to play it, limited edition controller and order 1 episode of concord for amazon anthology mini series?

If anything Sony is way more confident with this game than Helldivers 2. It had bigger marketing than Helldivers 2.

 

[xXxLinkinParkXxX]

Jim Sterling is literally seething and dilating rn. S-STOP noticing!

It's honestly disgusting to see how dishonest he's being about the whole ordeal.




Archived tweets:
https://archive.is/r9wWt
https://archive.ph/kGEAT

 

[ChiribiscoToo]

I swear this game had to be a money laundering scheme, ain't no way someone was good with something this busted

 

[Caesar]

this thread doubled in length since the game shut down lol nobody was talking about this game or playing it

 

[Fields Of Rye]

They bloated up when debt was cheap and, despite all their lobbying, couldn't get the rate lowered.

“They” are the people holding the purse strings here and not the people writing the proposals/equivalent. You’re acting like bloatmaxxing and troonmaxxing are inherently related and running everything through the lens of your career.

There was a similar situation with my workplace circa the 2007 recession or so. Literal global failure, massive embarrassment, FBI audits on everyone. Yeah, it was a market correction but people responsible were hanging from a tree as soon as “they” called.

There seems to be this notion that these companies have the old guard standing by out of frame. They don’t. If the scene was robust this is all it would take, but if there’s one word to describe the scene, it’s not “robust”.