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What the fuck are his sores?

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I-I'm gonna go fucka- dude...


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Josh_can_sock_me said:
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The name's bossmanjack, and I hereby pardon myself of all crimes. Innocent as a newly opened box of bricks! I am free to do whatever I choose, and I choose to take apart this town. Brick by brick!
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bro, you have no idea how much this touched me. i don't know how many people know about Lego Island or grew up with it like i did but you cannot know how appreciative i am of this.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
He won't get a hefty prison sentence but they will almost certainly keep him in until his hearing and probably send him to mandated rehab after.
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It really depends on how the judge views him as a person when he stands in front of the court.

If the judge views him as a fuck up from a good family who isn't a harm, maybe jail isn't seen as helping and rehab is preferred with more years of probation. But if the judge views him as a delinquent with no respect for the authority of the court, and has a history of violating and failing at alternative methods such as rehab, it might be a few years for that drug charge. And considering we don't know what he probation terms are from the grand larceny, he might be looking at that 5 year sentence.

A lot up in the air right now.
 
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He'll be a good sniveling white boy before the court. Our boy won't be put away for too too long I don't think.
Could be in for a long rehab session though.
 
BrosefJumanji said:
It really depends on how the judge views him as a person when he stands in front of the court.

If the judge views him as a fuck up from a good family who isn't a harm, maybe jail isn't seen as helping and rehab is preferred with more years of probation. But if the judge views him as a delinquent with no respect for the authority of the court, and has a history of violating and failing at alternative methods such as rehab, it might be a few years for that drug charge. And considering we don't know what he probation terms are from the grand larceny, he might be looking at that 5 year sentence.

A lot up in the air right now.
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He's a drug addict who got into a fight with a family member. If that family member doesn't see him as a threat now then he's not exactly prison material. Society is better served with Bossman in a forced treatment program not gen-pop.
 
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Bloitzhole said:
Shoutout to all the crackheads in the Keno chat that made the thread and every Bossman stream extra special this past year: The archivers, restreamers, kasino koders, musicians, lawspergers and other assorted weirdos (you're fucking WEIRD).

Thank you for every :lossmanjack: !sent and every 5 typed because it was time to TYPE A 5 - hailing from Florida to Poland and from Australia to the Netherlands; The global Bossman phenomenon was one of the best rides the Internet has ever produced.

It's been a pleasure gambaposting with you all.

Damn, was that pussy nice.
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Shoutout to ALL the homies of Keno Kasino, the greatest assembly of pocketwatchers I've ever had the pleasure of shitposting with. Goodbye bossman, the brightest and most wholesome lolcow that ever did shine, like a star burning up in the night sky he did not go quietely, raging against the riggers and the RATS to the very end. Never once even a single credible accusation of any impropriety against anyone even remotely close to being underage, always opting for the high road of seasoned MILF pussy to unleash his unbridled e-masculinity upon.

"DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE"

Damn straight Austin, DTPN. Pouring out a Capri-Sun for the undisputed King of Lolcows 🍹
Blackstar said:
My time in the Keno Kasino watching Bossman has been the most fun I've ever had on the site in my half-decade here, and I am so grateful for everything. :semperfidelis:
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Looseleaf Paper said:
To be honest I take solace in the fact that this was entirely BMJ's fault. The rats didn't make him smoke crack or hit his dad. The Rat's didn't call the cops the first time which started this whole mess, his Dad did. Usually when a Cow tragedy like this happens you can blame a faggot on the Farms or other A-Log and it makes me MATI. But in this instance we truly all are outside observers of a man who just really liked to smoke crack, and got in trouble for it.
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?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? how the fuck is any of this BMJ's fault? Did Bossman RIG and LACE the cbd with drugs so he would piss hot? Didn't think so, drop a 5 pack pussy. Whole ass clown.

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Looseleaf Paper said:
To be honest I take solace in the fact that this was entirely BMJ's fault. The rats didn't make him smoke crack or hit his dad. The Rat's didn't call the cops the first time which started this whole mess, his Dad did. Usually when a Cow tragedy like this happens you can blame a faggot on the Farms or other A-Log and it makes me MATI. But in this instance we truly all are outside observers of a man who just really liked to smoke crack, and got in trouble for it.
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Incorrect, his dad is a rat who made him hit his dad
 
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