Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Sphere of Many Eyes]

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Lmao I forgot we still have the ol cartoon black and white stripes in some places.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Safe to say that if he comes out with his moustache shaved then it means some inmate forced him to because it tickles when Bossman sucks him off

 

[baws man jack]

If only bmj wasn't so crack obsessed he could have left it in the car but he had one thing on his mind

 

[AgarthaCrack]

I might as well delete the twitch app off my phone since bossman went back to the clink. I miss bossman too much, I don't know how long I can last.

 

[Heydrich]

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Is this AI or photoshop? Genuinely impressed at how kino this is.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

To all the featurefags wondering when Austinn is going to get Mutt's law'd, it's actually the opposite. Your mom is coming down to CVRJ for a conjugal visit with the Bossman. DTPN!!!

 

[MadStan]

I sincerely hope he does come out of this, entirely clean of gambling, that would be the biggest win he could ever hope for. I found beating drugs was far easier than gambling, and frankly, I think my gambling addiction was by miles, far worse and destructive for me than any drug by an order of magnitude and I feel the same goes for BMJ IMO. He has given us content that is undeniably some of the most amusing I've ever seen on this forum, but it would be even more satisfying to say he beat it, and down the road he, as a proper adult has to bite the bullet of admitting "Yeah, that is actually me" to others a decade down the road and laugh about it, trying to ask for the content of the "old him" to disappear.

Who knows, he will probably experience karma and end up working one day in a factory responsible for testing the durability of consumer goods like keyboards, chairs and headphones or selling Drywall at Home Depot.

The difference between BMJ and other LOLCOWs like Nick or Ethan is that the latter two are truly, deep down, motherfuckers and to the core undeniable assholes who deserve misery, whereas for me, I find BMJ more akin to a belligerent and loud mouthed teenager who needs to grow up some. A lot.

A year in rehab with a year in jail would be in hindsight a price I would have paid to stop gambling earlier. It isn't just the money or property you lose, it's the jobs, opportunities and familial & personal relationships you destroy that haunt you and no cessation of gambling gives you those back, you just live with the destruction and move on.

I wish him the best. He has enough youth on his side. The odds are against him, but then again, aren't they always against you in life, anyways?

 

[Got Milk!]

He was smoking weed as well and I’m pretty sure that lingers in your system for at least a week or two. Bail conditions like that tend to include a “no intoxicants” rule even if the stuff in question is legal to do (hence why Rekeita had to hide all his booze). So even if he successfully stopped doing crack (which he obviously didn’t lmao) the weed consumption would have still sunk him.

Weed is very slow to leave the body I believe like up to a Month or longer.

D9 (the shit everyone grew up with) ranges from 2-30 days typically depending on weight, activity level, frequency of consumption etc. The store bought shit boss was using is 35-45 days for habitual users such as himself. IDK the science behind why it's longer but it certainly is.

 

[internet friend]

To all the featurefags wondering when Austinn is going to get Mutt's law'd, it's actually the opposite. Your mom is coming down to CVRJ for a conjugal visit with the Bossman. DTPN!!!

As time goes on, the probability of Austin fucking your mom steadily increases to 1. This is known as Bossman's Law.

 

[Reign Chaser]

I might as well delete the twitch app off my phone since bossman went back to the clink. I miss bossman too much, I don't know how long I can last.

You'll have to last for as long as Bossman stayed inside Mrs. AgarthaCrack, which is a long fucking time. Ohhh Mrs. AgarthaCrack, ohhh Mrs. AgarthaCrack. Damn that pussy nice.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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>What haircut do you want, fam?
>Ayo, gimme the Mickey Mouse ears, yo!

 

[FootballBuff]

D9 (the shit everyone grew up with) ranges from 2-30 days typically depending on weight, activity level, frequency of consumption etc. The store bought shit boss was using is 35-45 days for habitual users such as himself. IDK the science behind why it's longer but it certainly is.

I believe the metabolite of THC that most kits test for is fat soluble so it gets stored in your fat until you burn it. Hence why it takes so long after stopping to piss clean. I had a bigger buddy quit smoking for a job once and he was still pissing hot SEVERAL months later.

I could be wrong though

 

[Got Milk!]

I believe the metabolite of THC that most kits test for is fat soluble so it gets stored in your fat until you burn it. Hence why it takes so long after stopping to piss clean. I had a bigger buddy quit smoking for a job once and he was still pissing hot SEVERAL months later.

I could be wrong though

Yeah it does get stored in fat and there's actually a version where you can piss clean, exercise and then piss dirty because the burned fat released higher concentrations into your blood. Longest I've ever seen is around 45 days but it could be longer based on a number of factors.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

another day passes without bossman

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I sincerely hope he does come out of this, entirely clean of gambling

Would he be a lolcow if he could improve his behavior?

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

The difference between BMJ and other LOLCOWs like Nick or Ethan is that the latter two are truly, deep down, motherfuckers and to the core undeniable assholes who deserve misery, whereas for me, I find BMJ more akin to a belligerent and loud mouthed teenager who needs to grow up some. A lot.

You have to be retarded to think this, Bossman is not a stunted 21 year old still living in his teenage ways... dude is 29, a thief who broke into hundreds of cars, a drug user, an absolute burden on his parents, both financially, physically and emotionally, and a complete asshole who has absolutely no consideration for anyone else but himself. I mean geez he is literally in jail right now for assaulting his father. Don't worry guys he is just a little wholesome smol bean uwu teenager that needs to grow up some.
If anything, he deserves MORE misery than any of the other cows.

 

[|o|]

in jail right now for assaulting his father

Well ackshually it’s for drugs

 

[Looney Troons]

Would he be a lolcow if he could improve his behavior?

Definitely. Cannot erase the past. If he managed to get his shit together, he’d just move to retired veteran lolcow status.

 

[drachenbarde]

Who was this?

 

[Why am I doing this?]

So, how long do you guys think he's looking at?

Unfortunately, he forgot to rape his own mom, so the Commonwealth of Virginia might take his crimes seriously.