🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[BlueArmedDevil]

This has big content potential.

Idk, he would probably try and put up cameras everywhere like Baked but then we would just see him scroll the farms while CNN plays in the background. Not much different from what he already does on the killstream

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

The roommate should be a IP2 Steamer, no other substitutes and no considerations. The only way I'll accept a IP2 streamer not being the roommate is if the Keno Casino fan that Alex Rosen had caught suddenly went to Mexico and shacks up with Ralph.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

If he made out with a "woman" it was probably a tranny.

I nominate Elaine Miller to become his roommate.

 

[Axiom.]

If he made out with a "woman" it was probably a tranny.

I nominate Elaine Miller to become his roommate.

Both win, Jersh has to talk about her and he gets skellepussy whenever he wants, and both are into humiliation and abuse.

 

[Die For Me!]

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Can someone please point to me where in this image Alex Rosen states he's a big fan of the killstream?

 

[just Reading a post]

Who WOULDN'T want to be roommates with Ralph in sunny Tijuana?

You get to get doxed, listen to Ralph mumble into the microphone with CNN in the background, hear riveting tales of him visiting his new lord and master Vito the Pedo, getting threatened and screamed at by a scared midget pig man.

That's living the dream if you ask me!

Then, he has a fight with you after you tell him to clean his fucking room and stop making the house smell then he doxes you and has a public shit throwing match, throwing everything he has learned about you on to the internet.
Not to mention, that unless he is fucking you, you have to live with this sad sack barging in to your room brain fried with drink and drugs shouting about how cancer man and the damn kiwis are making him cry.
If anyone is stupid enough to shack up with a snake like Ralph, they deserve the pig roast he will make of their lives.

 

[HackerX]

To Ralph’s credit he’s so addled and gone that anything remotely humanoid is attractive to him if he thinks he can get his rocks off. He’s not a pure pedo, just willing to fuck anything, even trannies.

Pretty sure the Ralphamale can't get it up anymore. Age + Health + Substance Abuse. The piggy's circulatory issues dictate sacrifices must be made from the West Memphis Micro. He's impotent!

His goal is $250 / extendo $400 and he is on his 107(?) hit the goal streak with over 40 extendo goals met, and he needs not one, but two roommates to afford $750 rent? This is so fucking ridiculous. If his donos weren't completely made up, he would make minimum $5000/month TAXFREE with 5 streams per week. He could afford rent and a maid to clean up his piss bottles and there would be plenty left for drugs, tortas and prostitutes. How desperate is this idiot to confirm what a broke ass lying pigga he is?

Are you implying his donos aren't real? Why would he do that??? What kind of man, with an extremely fragile ego ,would lie about donations? If only to stop alogs from making fun of him??

If Ethen Ralph where to die. Would da sekter die with him? Who would uphold the gunt matle of the ralpha male in his absence?

The sektur has been dead since well before the Ralphamale seemed himself the king of it. That's half the reason it became a meme.

lol this bloated Sasquatch-looking creature isn’t scoring anything but cheap mexican hookers.
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and struggling to afford even those.

One of my favorite Ralphapictures since it caught him in his purest form. Fat, alone, raging, seething, coping. If has it all!

The topping of the cake is how much Ralph was hyping that he was gonna dox those Kiwi Farmers. All he produced during the trip was 2 pictures that nobody cared about, a retarded notepad, and unintentionally recording himself denying the name his daddy gave him.

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DON'T SLEEP DON'T SLEEP DON'T SLEEP

Oh wow. I guess Ralph has lost weight. Good job!

He comes up with this fake story immediately after people ITT (like me) called him out for staying at a brothel cause he has to pay women to touch him. That must have really hurt his ego so he has to assure you that random women totally want to make out with him in public. And then everyone clapped.

It's so transparent and sad. Ralph you are unfuckably ugly, gross and POOR. You found the only woman on earth willing to touch you for free and you fucked it up.

Hey now, Pantsu hurt his ego. "Where did the money go?" was a double whammy. She wasn't a snake (at the time) and she's a woman. His "don't you talk to me like that, ya hear" ignited his white trash DNA and she deserved it.

Being an almost 40 year old who can't afford $750 for rent is insane.

One day Ralph won't be able to afford housing at all, either due to prices going up or paypigs stop paypigging. That's about the only guarantee for Ralph if he doesn't die relatively soon.

Tijuana has the second highest homicide rate on earth; meaning you’re safer on the Ivory Coast or the Congo.

Well that settles it; go for it Ethan.

Whatever happen to that one African guy that scammed Ralph? It was short-lived, but that dude rocks.

This is the aylawging opportunity of a lifetime. Imagine if someone trojan horsed their way into the Gunt inner sanctum.

Ralphy may have worked himself into a real pickle here. I believe there are several alogs who would take the piglet in, with the sole purpose to fuck with him relentlessly. No non-alogs would even consider it.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1838721707508666524?t=UUtujWKyGDsRprog-mwu7A&s=19

Archive: https://archive.md/WaOHz

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Ralph, why didn't you stream today if you had anything interesting? You literally can't afford not too. You're just as impotent hollerin' as you are in bed now.

He's just mad because he wishes he had a paypig give him $5000 dollars, lol.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Can someone please point to me where in this image Alex Rosen states he's a big fan of the killstream?
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If Alex Rosen had any kind of contact with Ralph, people would be spamming him with the Rage Pig's revenge porn conviction.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Can someone please point to me where in this image Alex Rosen states he's a big fan of the killstream?

He's saying he confirmed he wasn't.

By the way... Ralph's not lying. The guy WAS a fan of the Kino Casino, and specifically their collaboration with DSP, who he described as "actually a cool guy".



RALPH VINDICATED!

 

[TV's Adam West]

I know what I have to do kiwis but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I think Boogie should be Ralph's new roommate. Ralph could finally say he's not the fattest person in the apartment.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He's saying he confirmed he wasn't.

By the way... Ralph's not lying. The guy WAS a fan of the Kino Casino, and specifically their collaboration with DSP, who he described as "actually a cool guy".

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RALPH VINDICATED!

Thank God, now Ralph's law can smack Piggertits around restoring the natural order.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Hasn't he been making like 500 bucks a stream in totally real donations? Once again, where did all the money go?

 

[Android 18]

Finally, we are one step closer to the Ralph/Rekieta roommate arc. Imagine the content! Double cope streams about 'dem keeds' and 'dem courts', crying about Josh and Kiwi Farms together. So romantic!

Come on Rackets, hit my boy up, it's a steal! Mexico is calling!

 

[AltisticRight]

"malignant influences"

First, it's "malign". Second, he's right, malign influences do keep him from visitation with his suhn. Let's count them, shall we?

-Drug addiction (his)
-Alcoholism (his)
-Risk of court service (his. I'm seeing a pattern here... )
-Lack of reliable income for traveling (his traveling. Xander didn't run from the country his daddy gave him. Yet.)
Which brings us to the big one......
-Poverty! Yes, Ralph can't visit his spawn because he is a broke ass bish who does scare! SSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE Piggertits!

I'm 99% sure he's using "malignant" because it's just a new word he learned after coping and seething at Null's special GayGate episode.

There was a phrase somewhere in this video saying "malignant forces" or something like that. Piggytits much like every high school dropout with quadruple titties must use those fancy new words he learned.

I think Boogie should be Ralph's new roommate. Ralph could finally say he's not the fattest person in the apartment.

I'm pretty sure that apartment would collapse too.
Which is a good thing. Boogie2988's death is overdue and the Sektur needs decommissioning.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He managed to get that BamBiggityBam retard to agree to part-finance the Keelstream Kompound before a spectacular falling out. Ralph was catfished by a fake Bam who was being rude in chat and refused to apologise for the resultant chimpout, if memory serves.

There doesn't need to be a mole. Just let him move in with one of his die-hard whales and wait for the inevitable bridge burning, as is customary in the Sektur.

 

[bile demon]

Anyone want to be roommates with the gunt?
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Alright, who's gonna take one for the team so we can get an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the life of the ?

 

[NaggotFigger]

feildux bai eh keenogey ceipuh wendey haih nun ahl weel be riviled nawt dis fek gabage tryna covaapp fo da chomo casino bish fek shid geddit bish

ah roest mahself evry tahm nawt four da lah dat ahm drunk ayylawgs ahm nawt pillin end drunk ayylawg ahm lookin fuckin cool so ayylawgs cah fuck off widda josh moon and kiwi farms bish

I'm probably late, but.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

All this talk about roommates. Ralph, I'm sure if you look around you can find a perfectly good pig sty to live in amongst your people. Just don't sleep on your stomach cause pigs will fuck whatever they can get their dick into. Then again, you might like that. Farmer Jim can call Farmer Jose and make sure you get your daily allowanced bucket of slop. It won't be glorious or even sanitary but I think you can do it Ralph, I believe in you champ.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

I think Boogie should be Ralph's new roommate. Ralph could finally say he's not the fattest person in the apartment.

It wouldn't even last a month because they'd both spend all their rent money on hookers.