Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

Cocaine is an upper, and completely wrong for stress.
What Nicky needs is some sweet, sweet laudanum.
Or better yet, some of that new-fangled Heroin. I hear that stuff's non-addictive.

I suspect that is why Nick had ketamine in the house with the coke. He was probably using it to blot out the whole world when he got too stressed out on coke. He could also have probably borrowed some of his wife's medically prescribed benzos for stress relief as well.

Heroin would be a great thing for him to explore though. It doesn't matter even if its addictive. Because as Nick would say, addiction is something only weak inferior people experience and Nick could stop at any time.

Speedballs are also something Nick should get into. Doing coke and heroin at the same time could make Nick a living god. The real secret to ultrahuman abilities though is mixing in Fentanyl as the "kicker" in the speedball. I hope nobody tells Nick about that. He could totally own the courts and the farms with the powers you can get from doing that.

 

[AltisticRight]

No one compliments a skinny dude. If Rekieta wanted compliments from dudes he’d start lifting weights. That means eating huge and lifting huge. When I was skinny I’d probably get a rare compliment like “oh you look like a runner” (and I was) and that was all. I started lifting and put mass on and after a year of it the compliments started and it generally was all men. Made my girlfriend at the time uncomfortable (and me as well)

That's the thing, I think he's lying about being hit on by gay men. I didn't want to say it at the time because it'll make me sound fucking gay as well but who cares now. No one hits on a skelly that looks scruffy unwashed and ungroomed, it's just his fantasies. He doesn't fit the twink profile at all with his rubbish fashion choices and he obviously doesn't fit the buffed up guy profile either. No gay men hit on him ever. Unless it's with a bottle for him hitting on their man.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

No one hits on a skelly that looks scruffy unwashed and ungroomed, it's just his fantasies.

Not if they were bugchasing.

 

[Gorton Colu]

That's the thing, I think he's lying about being hit on by gay men. I didn't want to say it at the time because it'll make me sound fucking gay as well but who cares now. No one hits on a skelly that looks scruffy unwashed and ungroomed, it's just his fantasies. He doesn't fit the twink profile at all with his rubbish fashion choices and he obviously doesn't fit the buffed up guy profile either. No gay men hit on him ever. Unless it's with a bottle for him hitting on their man.

Gay guys are always on the hunt for new ass. Nick probably was getting "compliments" but they were probably insincere and worthless. No one can look at Nick and honestly think he looks good.

 

[AltisticRight]

My favorite thing I’ve ever got it to do was when I gave it journey to the west in PDF format and the McMenu PDF and the AI randomly decided they were going to explain how Wukong’s journey is like the consistency of a Big Mac

Journey to the West is one of the quintessential Chinese novels. Wukong had to fight off weirdos wanting to eat his master because supposedly his flesh granted Eternal Life. Among them were skelly menaces. This makes more sense as a simile than whatever cope cop Denny's shit.

non-practicing homosexual

He's very much a practicing homosexual.

I'm not a linguist. Can anyone tell me what it's called when you use the future tense to describe something that already happened in Jamaica and/or college?

Cope?

Not if they were bugchasing.

Makes sense for desperate drunken faggots to want a bit of that skelly bussy.

 

[Harm]

No gay men hit on him ever.

Having been to plenty gay bars, what's far more likely is that Nick is misconstruing any polite attention as the gay men lusting after him. If the gay bar is a hook-up spot then that might make sense, but I've seen the gay bars he's been caught attending and they're casual hang-out spots. The faggots there aren't trying to pick up each other, let alone the gangly law-ghoul. They're probably making basic small talk conversation with Nick in their flamboyant ways all while he blushes and tells himself on the inside that they're hitting on him.

Here's the thing though, some gay dudes will aggressively hit on straight dudes in gay bars not because they're actually interested, but to gatekeep the venue. If they want to keep it a primarily gay bar, they'll try to make intrusive straight men uncomfortable with those sorts of advances because if they're truly straight, they won't tolerate being told in graphic detail by Cervantes how he wants to sodomize them bareback in his studio apartment. Maybe they're trying to pull his straight card to scare him away and he's stupidly thinking "wow, these gay dudes really think I'm sexy!"

Anyways, I can firmly say that no, Nick is not at all what a homosexual male would find desirable. Any flirtation he perceives is either imagined, fabricated, or exaggerated to a laughable degree.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I'm not a linguist. Can anyone tell me what it's called when you use the future tense to describe something that already happened in Jamaica and/or college?

Well there is the 'future in the past' tense and construction in English. In this case future perfect in the past could be used.


Nick Rekieta attended Southwest Minnesota State University. By the time he could graduate he would have relationships with women and sex with men.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

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Incredible! DENIED! TYVM!! lol

 

[Homer Simpson]

5 grams of dried shrooms is considered minimun for "Heroic Dose".(The high all shroom-hippies chase)
Extreme hallucinations etc. start from those doses.
"Such quantities can lead to profoundly altered states of consciousness, intense visual and auditory hallucinations, a dissolution of the ego, and potentially transformative and spiritual experiences."

God damn, good thing I'm not the one doing it lol. The way everyone described it to me made me think 12 grams was when you start getting high lol.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

That's a lot of words when you could just say he's a non-practicing homosexual

I was saying the opposite; practising without fundamentally liking it.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

While we all understand Nick probably isn't going to jail...however I feel he should hear me out. So I will make a list of Pros and Cons of going to jail that I feel he should consider. And since the Cons are already in there we will move directly to the pros....

1. Nick can finally sit in silence and write all the jokes he needs when he goes to his "full time comedian arc".
2. He will have access to all kinds of colored men for his pleasure while there.
3. He will never have to see his keeDs ever and they won't steal his coke again.
4. April will think you're so hot for doing real time and then you two can finally be with each other and do coke yet AGAIN!!!
5. FapCop can then move in and you never need to see Kayla again either!
6. One day you finally die from your addiction.

Yea...that's good for now.

 

[The Internet Dick]

On the topic of Nick being an homo, I have a theory that certain drugs when abused can exacerbate or cause one to develop homosexual urges related to hypersexuality.
For some reason it appears to mainly effect stimulant abusers like methheads and crackheads.

Meth and crack might act as sexual stimulants as a secondary effect but that isn't primarily why such drugs are used. Both drugs are primarily used because both drugs are incredibly addictive and--for hardcore addicts--expensive, which means otherwise straight men aren't sucking dick or taking it up the ass because they're suddenly made gay by their drug of choice, but because they're addicts. This is what addicts do. Sucking dicks or taking it up the ass for money to buy drugs is in the job description. It is the job description.

Re sexuality, we are defined by what and--in this case--who we do. Nick Rekieta claims he pretended he was gay in college to get close to Kayla. This is the first I've heard of anyone doing this in real life although I do have vague memories of a sitcom or movie back in the day that used the pretend gay BFF trope as a plot device. I personally don't think he was pretending. Now flash forward a few decades and we see Rekieta and his wife doing sex tourism in the Caribbean, followed a little while later by the formation of a hot tub-loving polycule with another couple. Throw in all of Rekieta's innuendo, affectation, and theatrical posturing, and what we're looking at is a hedonistic pleasure junkie willing to do anything and anyone for the sake of experience, which means he's situationally gay; that is, he's game for anything.

The scientific term for such a person is skeevy faggot. Used in a sentence, it would read, "Nick Rekieta is a skeevy faggot."

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Nick's worst polycule. No drugs and no fun.

 

[Soapmore]

... Nick Rekieta claims he pretended he was gay in college to get close to Kayla. ...

The scientific term for such a person is skeevy faggot. Used in a sentence, it would read, "Nick Rekieta is a skeevy faggot."

Every quality woman I know despises this sort of approach, sliding into proximity by feigning harmless faggotry or worse, feminist ally. It is indeed skeevy in every sense of the word. It's not clever, it's insulting, because it shows willful deception from the outset. It's in line with the predatory narcissist vampire hunting for his next blood-bag of narcissistic supply. Entering a relationship in bad faith, what kind of creep does that? Nicholas Rekieta.

It also says a lot about Kayla that upon learning of the deception, she didn't evacuate the relationship but instead carried on to spit out five crotchfruit from this demon.

These people are trash.

God damn, good thing I'm not the one doing it lol. The way everyone described it to me made me think 12 grams was when you start getting high lol.

Given that an average almond is about 1.2 grams, your dose in question implies eating 10 almonds equivalent weight of psilocybe mushrooms. This is a lunatic amount to ingest. And yet, it happens that inexperienced or already-intoxicated trippers mistakenly ingest too much; you should not do this. You would benefit from a more orderly approach to dosing. After your trip to meet some legal shroom gremlin with odd body odor in Pagosa Springs, you can order gel caps by the thousand at low cost, a scale and a coffee grinder at slightly more cost, and set about systematizing your doses into predictable units. This will enable you to embark on so-called heroic journeys, or perhaps more sensibly maintain a low key microdose program, you filthy no-good druggie.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Meth and crack might act as sexual stimulants as a secondary effect but that isn't primarily why such drugs are used

Meth is a HUGE drug in the gay community. Almost as much as poppers, another drug Nick has spoken positively of in the past.

Nick is 100% bisexual, and the only reason I believe he isn't totally gay is that he's a porn addict who seems obsessed with straight porn. For all I know, Nick was always gay and started watching straight porn because being gay in the 90s wasn't cool. This would've given him enough heterosexuality to pass as straight, but never would've taken away his homosexual impulses. Although maybe I'm wrong and his heterosexuality is as real as his Christianity and chad dad persona. I could believe he'd fake something like that for the social credibility it gives him.

Nick, come out of the closet. It's Current Year, everyone loves gays now.

 

[Drama keen]

It's Current Year, everyone loves gays now.

And even faggots sort of find a place to fit in.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Meth and crack might act as sexual stimulants as a secondary effect but that isn't primarily why such drugs are used. Both drugs are primarily used because both drugs are incredibly addictive and--for hardcore addicts--expensive, which means otherwise straight men aren't sucking dick or taking it up the ass because they're suddenly made gay by their drug of choice, but because they're addicts. This is what addicts do. Sucking dicks or taking it up the ass for money to buy drugs is in the job description. It is the job description.

There’s some, mostly anecdotal reports from users, evidence along with out current understanding of how drugs can affect the brain it seems that meth in particular can cause enough change in the pathways of the brain to alter sexual preference.
It’s not just sucking dick for meth, there does seem to be a change in some users brains that makes them gayer over time.

 

[FedPostalService]

Meth is a HUGE drug in the gay community. Almost as much as poppers, another drug Nick has spoken positively of in the past.

Nick is 100% bisexual, and the only reason I believe he isn't totally gay is that he's a porn addict who seems obsessed with straight porn. For all I know, Nick was always gay and started watching straight porn because being gay in the 90s wasn't cool. This would've given him enough heterosexuality to pass as straight, but never would've taken away his homosexual impulses. Although maybe I'm wrong and his heterosexuality is as real as his Christianity and chad dad persona. I could believe he'd fake something like that for the social credibility it gives him.

Nick, come out of the closet. It's Current Year, everyone loves gays now.

He could do the Log Cabin Republican thing of espousing conservative values whilst having meth fuelled orgies with teenage boys. It would be the perfect life for him!

 

[repentance]

Even taking the most generous interpretation of events for Drex by saying no grooming occurred, what sort of fucking weirdo does this, let alone think it's cool enough to brag about? The idea of fucking an ex's daughter makes my stomach turn.

Manosphere people are freaks, man.

He should hook up with Keanu and her mum.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

It’s not just sucking dick for meth, there does seem to be a change in some users brains that makes them gayer over time.

This man sucks meth for dick.