Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pentamidine]

Nick was in Locals chat to announce his appearance on Joe's show. He also said he would start a new chat when he got home. Spoiler: He did not start a new chat.

Reviews are in:

I agree with the Locals chat - Nick looked fucking PISSED the entire time he was on that stream. I don't think he was wiggling/pacing due to withdrawal, I think he was wiggling/pacing because he was livid that Sean was there and he had to act civil. He was making that face he makes when he's about to yell into the camera at someone and he looked like that the entire stream.



I tried getting some different faces but he basically only made two - mean mugging the camera or off to the right of the screen, and a fake laugh/smile where he is clearly still hyper seething about something. It comes across a lot better in video though, he's holding back impotent rage the entire time he's on Joe's stream.


Also - he's got a ton of like 'micro-expressions' where his face totally changes for maybe a quarter of a second. Is it just his true feelings slipping past the mask for a moment? Like the Duper's Delight smile that eeked out when he talked about trying not to eat a bullet?

 

[Sharpeteer]

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He looks so awful in this clip. It's like his body is in a state between life and death. He looks cadaveric.

He looks as good as he is.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

that fat bald twat doesn't live in reality, he'll keep claiming that nick won everything an dindu nuffin

I know the Balldobunker meme has been around for a while, but it really does remind me of the last diehards in Berlin in '45. After the war, civilians that were interviewed said "I knew we were losing, because the victories reported on the radio kept getting closer to home."

 

[Vibralldo]

that fat bald twat doesn't live in reality, he'll keep claiming that nick won everything an dindu nuffin til the cows come home, when he dies i hope they donate him to science so they can crack that fat dome open and see what the fuck is rolling around in there...

do they offer plea deals to everyone in these things? i don't get the logic here if its as much of a slam dunk as it sounds, what benefit other than nicks would they have to offer him jack shit when the stuff was clearly found in his bed room? like why would they give him the ralphamale no contest agreement unless there was a reason or they got something in return?

They're just pathological liars that are completely self interested. They don't believe anything and will just say whatever it takes to earn as much money as possible.

He knows Nick is a piece of shit that has no case, but pretending you're one of the few voices fighting against a corrupt system can get you a following and a ton of money.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

I am so fucking triggered by that ring light setup. How fucking hard is it to spend 10mins watching one of a million youtube vids that teaches basic lighting?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I am so fucking triggered by that ring light setup. How fucking hard is it to spend 10mins watching one of a million youtube vids that teaches basic lighting?

It's not a ring light, the reflection only captures Ceiling Cat's halo on the left and what looks like the other Ceiling Cat's horns on the right.

 

[Why am I doing this?]

The only people sadder than nick are the losers still giving him drug money. his kids.

Corrected a minor typo for you.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

since we're sharing

My interest in Nick has always been in relation to the sektur, excepting the Rittenhouse trial coverage, and while I didn't really take much exception to him - his insistence on not judging anyone in the sektur, such as Ralph or Zoom always came off as scummy to me.

Asides from that I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt for a while on a few of the red flags, primarily because this sort of shit flinging is just how things go round here. I think around the time he squashed the beef with Ralph - who called his kids retarded, and his wife a whore, over a fart joke - due to their shared dislike of the Farms I started paying more attention.

 

[not william stenchever]

He believes in a system where everyone decides individually for themselves what the law is and settles their disputes by force.

I don't think Barnes would fare well in a might makes right system of law either.

 

[TexOffender]

I agree with the Locals chat - Nick looked fucking PISSED the entire time he was on that stream. I don't think he was wiggling/pacing due to withdrawal, I think he was wiggling/pacing because he was livid that Sean was there and he had to act civil. He was making that face he makes when he's about to yell into the camera at someone and he looked like that the entire stream.

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I tried getting some different faces but he basically only made two - mean mugging the camera or off to the right of the screen, and a fake laugh/smile where he is clearly still hyper seething about something. It comes across a lot better in video though, he's holding back impotent rage the entire time he's on Joe's stream.

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Also - he's got a ton of like 'micro-expressions' where his face totally changes for maybe a quarter of a second. Is it just his true feelings slipping past the mask for a moment? Like the Duper's Delight smile that eeked out when he talked about trying not to eat a bullet?

He walked off screen to hit himself in the head.

 

[owed to joy]

Barnes is like a scam chiropractor or mechanic who makes his living off suggesting to impressionable desperate people that all accredited science, engineering & professional rules are wrong & really only he knows what's right. When he adjusts needless muscles in your back or replaces needless components in your car & your problems persist, he charges more. Just like a lawyer filing needless motions & applying for needless appeals at the cost of the client.

Of course morons like Nick are the best candidates to be victimized by charlatans. Recall Nick describing the day he purchased his mustank; "the salesman told me I'm lucky I bought it that day because earlier the same day another buyer stopped by and he was ready to buy it too!" Uh huh, and every other car they sold I'm sure had the same interest. I'd normally feel sorry for people who are so easy to take advantage of, but Rekeita is such an insufferable smug little faggot he gets exactly what he deserves. If they don't already, it won't be long for all law enforcement & judicial officers in his county to feel the same,

 

[Why am I doing this?]

I don't think Barnes would fare well in a might makes right system of law either.

He's more suited to weight makes right.

 

[Train Operator]

just a reminder, school is now back in session, so unless nick is somehow sending their kids back to "incel prudes" who ratted them out for being neglectful cokeheads or sent them to a public/private school, nick and kayla are either spending a good portion of their days teaching dozens of classes a day to their 5 kids (in-between episodes of star trek and seething sessions at the kiwifarms of course) or not teaching their kids at all. I'm not sure which of those two options is more damaging in the long run.

or he's pushing the responsibility off onto his parents who I'm guessing have to legally live with them to get the kids back in the first place

 

[genericwhitemale]

just a reminder, school is now back in session, so unless nick is somehow sending their kids back to "incel prudes" who ratted them out for being neglectful cokeheads or sent them to a public/private school, nick and kayla are either spending a good portion of their days teaching dozens of classes a day to their 5 kids (in-between episodes of star trek and seething sessions at the kiwifarms of course) or not teaching their kids at all. I'm not sure which of those two options is more damaging in the long run.

or he's pushing the responsibility off onto his parents who I'm guessing have to legally live with them to get the kids back in the first place

Any chance he'd dump them into a public (or at least private) school?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'd normally feel sorry for people who are so easy to take advantage of, but Rekeita is such an insufferable smug little faggot he gets exactly what he deserves

It's because those cases are taking advantage of someone's trust or ignorance about the issue. Rekieta is fooled because of his own narcissism, selfishness and arrogance. The former is a crime, the latter is well-deserved punishment.

 

[owed to joy]

Any chance he'd dump them into a public (or at least private) school?

I assume since both parents & grandparents are supposedly licensed by the state to homeschool, the kids are staying home likely self-learning how to dissociate as they're likely prohibited from reading anything online or seeing/speaking to their friends. You'd think nick and Kayla would be stripped of any such qualification though, as the less of the world the kids are exposed to, the more danger they're in.

 

[Law]

Never mind Russell Brand is a credibly accused serial rapist and pederast

"Yore tellin' me that these 'ere chrischun girls are migh-ee gullible, then?"

The man that larped as a "trad Catholic dad", had "trad dad streams" to grift miserable incel middle-aged men is now evangelising against religion being used as a ploy to scam people.

First Law of Rekietanomics: it's only OK when I do it

his take on "communities" and why he didn't call his one was a pretty profound piece of advice

This sounds interesting. What advice did he give?

 

[ChromaQuack]

Surely the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil can remedy this.

We do mind control, not necromancy.

Edit: you might want to ask our consultant @Catgirl Tyranid about re-forming the PUG by utilizing its biomass, results may or may not include extra spikes, extra limbs and acid blood.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Hey now, a televised trial would be amazing to watch.

Possible outcome:

 

[Procrastinhater]

I agree with the Locals chat - Nick looked fucking PISSED the entire time he was on that stream. I don't think he was wiggling/pacing due to withdrawal, I think he was wiggling/pacing because he was livid that Sean was there and he had to act civil. He was making that face he makes when he's about to yell into the camera at someone and he looked like that the entire stream.

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I tried getting some different faces but he basically only made two - mean mugging the camera or off to the right of the screen, and a fake laugh/smile where he is clearly still hyper seething about something. It comes across a lot better in video though, he's holding back impotent rage the entire time he's on Joe's stream.

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Also - he's got a ton of like 'micro-expressions' where his face totally changes for maybe a quarter of a second. Is it just his true feelings slipping past the mask for a moment? Like the Duper's Delight smile that eeked out when he talked about trying not to eat a bullet?

Nick is such a seething angry cuck
He just has this permanent butthurt energy about him now, he can't even conceal it anymore.
I guess if I went from "Law Pope" to a fucking laughingstock over the course of a few months and knew it was all my own fault that the Internet knows I'm a huge fraud with a limp dick that can't satisfy my wife I'd be pissed too.

His fucking Hail Mary Franks attempt was the last straw, anyone without alcoholic induced wet brain knew it was hopeless from the start but I don't know that Nick isn't so far gone he actually gaslighted himself into believing it would work, now he got literally laughed out of the Court and his whole faggy desperado play DENIED he's shittershattered by reality. He's fucked
You can see on his face he's fucked, he turned himself into a laughing stock because he couldn't control his own urges. He fucked up so bad the State he hates had to step in to show him how to parent the kids he resents.

And to top it off now he not only has to deal with his only audience being trolls and alogs that are just there to laugh at him, but whenever he goes on a podcast or whatever, there's a good chance one or more of the other guests will be someone who has made/is making bank over laughing at what a failure he is, and because they're now more popular and bigger than him, he has no choice but to sit there and eat shit and just thank them then ask for some more politely, like the good little cuck he is.

Yeah I'd be mad too.