Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Maul didn't pull off a Summer of Love. He legally challenged the ruler and won. It's the Mando equivalent of winning an election. He's their legitimate ruler whether they like it or not. Bo-Katan's rebellion was the equivalent of all those "not my president" riots following Trump's victory in 2016.
Death Watch had a deal with Maul's criminal syndicate: Maul would run around and cause trouble and Death Watch would pretend to capture them so that they would look good. It ends with Maul killing Pre-Vizla, but that was after Satine was deposed.
 
Maul didn't pull off a Summer of Love. He legally challenged the ruler and won. It's the Mando equivalent of winning an election. He's their legitimate ruler whether they like it or not. Bo-Katan's rebellion was the equivalent of all those "not my president" riots following Trump's victory in 2016.
I think that's why I've never cared for Bo-Katan. She's just an entitled brat who can never maintain power. She should be a villain at the end of the day. Maul did nothing wrong in that episode.
 
I think that's why I've never cared for Bo-Katan. She's just an entitled brat who can never maintain power. She should be a villain at the end of the day. Maul did nothing wrong in that episode.
And it's hilarious how in-universe people think she's the rightful anything. Normie mandos that had to become soldiers are mad that she helped run the organization that destroyed their civilization, Death Watch mandos are mad at her not abiding to Maul's victory, and she was literally given the retcon Authurian symbol of authority in contradiction of their made-up rules.
 
Considering what happened with David Prowse I wouldn't be surprised if it was a trust thing actually.

For those not in the know apparently Prowse would constantly spoil things about Star Wars before the movies came out? Though because the media is the media I cannot verify the authenticity or even the severity of these claims since the media is the media and you know how they like to exaggerate everything but it eventually led to George giving everyone edited scripts for ESB where only he and Mark Hamill knew what the real twist was. Basically the fake script said Vader claimed Obi-Wan killed Luke's father and the entire twist about Vader being his dad was left out. All of this to catch Prowse leaking shit I guess? But yeah, if the claims are true I wouldn't be surprised if he had trust issues behind the scenes.
I've always heard this story, but yeah I'd like to see some contemporary examples of it, like, I dunno, a Starlog interview where Prowse talks about "I get to totally plow the rebels' shit in on Hoth, not even Green Cross Code Man could survive this ice planet smackdown" or whatever

Thinking about it for a minute, what exactly would he have been able to spoil beyond Maury Povich?

seems like toy catalogs and stuff still would have been listing "there is an AT-AT and it's a big walking thing" or "more bounty hunters" or whatever, although digging into some Sears catalogs might have some interesting info in that direction too
 
I've always heard this story, but yeah I'd like to see some contemporary examples of it, like, I dunno, a Starlog interview where Prowse talks about "I get to totally plow the rebels' shit in on Hoth, not even Green Cross Code Man could survive this ice planet smackdown" or whatever

Thinking about it for a minute, what exactly would he have been able to spoil beyond Maury Povich?

seems like toy catalogs and stuff still would have been listing "there is an AT-AT and it's a big walking thing" or "more bounty hunters" or whatever, although digging into some Sears catalogs might have some interesting info in that direction too
"I capture Han and Leia. I freeze Han and give him to Jabba the Hutt. I cut off Luke's hand in a lightsaber fight in Cloud City. I read the script and at the end of the movie the Rebels are defeated."
 
Death Watch had a deal with Maul's criminal syndicate: Maul would run around and cause trouble and Death Watch would pretend to capture them so that they would look good. It ends with Maul killing Pre-Vizla, but that was after Satine was deposed.
It was a fake criminal spree where they got caught, as opposed to the Summer of Love which was a real criminal spree and the cops didn't press charges. =)

I think that's why I've never cared for Bo-Katan. She's just an entitled brat who can never maintain power. She should be a villain at the end of the day. Maul did nothing wrong in that episode.
That's how most people feel whenever Lucas tries to promote pacifism. Not that many people gave a fuck about Padme either, outside of the people who tried to have her as Barbie in Space.
 
It was a fake criminal spree where they got caught, as opposed to the Summer of Love which was a real criminal spree and the cops didn't press charges. =)


That's how most people feel whenever Lucas tries to promote pacifism. Not that many people gave a fuck about Padme either, outside of the people who tried to have her as Barbie in Space.
Same difference to the people of Mandalore. The Duchess was discredited to Death Watch's benefit.
 
So in conclusion, Obi-Wan was in for a long duel that would result in a brutal death the moment Form 3 started to crack. The High Ground gets meme'd on a lot but it truly was a gift from the Force that allowed Obi-Wan to exploit Anakin's irrational hatred against himself.
Someone rated this autistic, but I want you to know that I agree entirely. Hell you can tell during the fight that Obi Wan is getting tired while Anakin is just getting more and more angry, thus stronger. It's like any typical Superhero-Supervillain fight: Sure you're not trying to kill the guy but if the opportunity presents itself, you take the shot.
 
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Anyone see stardestroyer.net? It is an older (and maybe "geeky") fansite on SW that has been online since at least the '00s. The guy running it likes to do Star Wars versus Star Trek comparisons. Also there's a "Web 1.0" discussion board there that's still running.

an article on the economy of Star Trek and how it's rather communist-like: Star Wars vs Star Trek Essays: The Economics of Star Trek
I known of it and been there off and on since the late 90ies. Other than checking to see if it still exists every couple of years, I had stopped going there since the first time the forum members gone rabid on Mike Wong back in the mid-late 00ies. Personally for me many of the saner people who had also double as tard wranglers had already passed away before the SD.net completely turned to shit.
 
Someone rated this autistic, but I want you to know that I agree entirely. Hell you can tell during the fight that Obi Wan is getting tired while Anakin is just getting more and more angry, thus stronger. It's like any typical Superhero-Supervillain fight: Sure you're not trying to kill the guy but if the opportunity presents itself, you take the shot.

Obi-wan did try to warn him that the match was over and that there was nothing he could do that wouldnt leave him open for a strike. Anakin took that as a challenge and thought he was just THAT good that it wouldnt be an issue somehow. Obi-wan does try to plead to him one last time to "dont try it" since he saw this situation play out with Maul, just with the roles reversed and he surely wasnt going to just stand there and get struck down.

Aaand Anakin took that as a dare and went for it. The rest is history.
 
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If the heroes of a story visited Planet X and interacted with its underworld, or went to a smuggler's hideout, you would learn a few seedy criminal character names, maybe an organization name or two, a couple more details, that was it. That was enough
And this is something Disney has absolutely sucked it with their bulldozing of the EU and rebuilding it in their own crappy way.

Imagine a scene where two characters meet for the first time. The old EU version likely has them exchanging greetings and pleasantries, and we may learn a small detail about either of them that seems trivial at first but proves to be relevant later on. The Disney EU version, however, likely goes off on a tangent to explain the character's backstory from birth in great and irrelevant detail while sharing the person's pronouns and bedroom preferences.

Sometimes sharing less detail provides more interest and intrigue in a character. Disney doesn't grasp that, and prefers to drown fans with too much irrelevant detail that takes away from the actual story.
 
That is why the Star Wars universe is so small. The reference of things people know is the opposite of how Star Wars felt like a big lived-in universe. "I haven't felt you this tense since we fell into that nest of Gundarks." No explanation is needed, but it expands the world of their past adventures. Even though we have no clue what that is about. It tickles the brain of possibilities.

If that was Disney, it'd be. "I haven't felt you this tense since we got captured by the Hutts on Tatooine."
 
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And this is something Disney has absolutely sucked it with their bulldozing of the EU and rebuilding it in their own crappy way.

Imagine a scene where two characters meet for the first time. The old EU version likely has them exchanging greetings and pleasantries, and we may learn a small detail about either of them that seems trivial at first but proves to be relevant later on. The Disney EU version, however, likely goes off on a tangent to explain the character's backstory from birth in great and irrelevant detail while sharing the person's pronouns and bedroom preferences.

Sometimes sharing less detail provides more interest and intrigue in a character. Disney doesn't grasp that, and prefers to drown fans with too much irrelevant detail that takes away from the actual story.

Well, this IS the social media generation, most people have their entire life stories and highly original personalities written in their bios (alongside with their pronouns and what establishment approved flag they worship).

Where Im getting at is that people just arent good at properly socializing and the concept of a regular normal meeting is mostly a foreign concept. A slow and more modest conversation is boring for online standards and that will usually just lead to someone stopping to respond (while in a real conversation you cant just drop the conversation out of nowhere without looking like a weirdo).

People write what they and their audience knows.
That is why the Star Wars universe is so small. The reference things people know is the opposite of how Star Wars felt like a big lived in universe. "I haven't felt you that tense since we fell into that nest of Gundarks." No explanation needed, but it expands the world of their past adventures. Even though we have no clue what that is about. It tickles the brain of possibilities.

And the Gundarks would be referenced or appear in a comic or video game, drawing a connection to that random line.

Its the result of lack of imagination and trying desperately to keep the ADHD audience invested through obvious references that dont require much beyond surface knowledge to understand.
 
That is why the Star Wars universe is so small. The reference things people know is the opposite of how Star Wars felt like a big lived in universe. "I haven't felt you that tense since we fell into that nest of Gundarks." No explanation needed, but it expands the world of their past adventures. Even though we have no clue what that is about. It tickles the brain of possibilities.

If that was Disney, it'd be. "I haven't felt you that tense since we got capture by the Hutts on Tatooine."
Correction: the modern Star Wars universe feels so small. With the old SWEU, there were lots of adventures and references that your average movie-going normie is going to get lost in.

Mostly because modern Disney never really forgot the success of the MCU and has been trying to put the same formula in everything, even Star Wars.

Maul and Almec were too good for Mandalore in hindsight.
They were. Maul and Almec actually had foresight, most Mandalorians did not.

The Mandalorians should've evac'd the planet the moment they turned rebel and the Empire was still in charge. Because the next step would be the Empire coming in to glass the place, which in the new canon, they did. But what the hell else did you expect? The only other alternative would be the Zerg-rush them with Stormtroopers and AT-ATs until they surrendered, which would've been just as catastrophic for the Mandalorians. The Empire merely chose the cheaper option and decided to nuke them back to the stone age, instead.
 
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