At this point, if I were to buy 4chan, here's what I would do:
>Delete all orange boards except /t/, /pol/, /b/, /s4s/, /i/, and /ic/
>Delete softcore porn boards like /a/, /mlp/, /c/, /cm/, /3/, /tv/, /jp/, /trv/, and /vt/
>Delete cancer/redundant boards like /w/, /adv/, /wsr/, /vr/, /int/, /fa/, /fit/, and /tttt/
>Ban porn, including softcore porn, AI porn, furry porn, and lolisho, from all remaining boards
>Make the orange theme the default for all boards
>Threaten /co/ and /v/ with deletion if they don't get their act together and ban all coomers
>Create /ai/, a containment board for AI-generated content and discussion
>Create /ff/, a board for SFW fanfiction
>Create /xx/, a biological-women-only board (this will be enforced by permabanning all maleposters and making users apply for a board-only Venus symbol with proof)
>Make /cgl/ bio-women-only as well
>Delete /x/ and replace it with /phi/ (philosophy and religion board)
>Delete /m/ and replace it with /sf/ (sci-fi board)
>Reopen /qa/ and make it the board where users, jannies, mods, and admins can openly interact and discuss the state of the site
>Allow /b/ and /s4s/ to become hubs for memes and creativity to fill the role /qa/ had in its final days
>Make a global rule banning screencaps of Twitter posts (videos or images from Twitter posts will be allowed)
>Make a global rule banning e-celeb/lolcow discussion
>Make a global rule banning pedophiles
>Repeal GR3b and GR8
>Wordfilter all porn terms while repealing all old wordfilters
>Take a hands-on approach to curbing the "personalities" and schizos that plague smaller boards (hash-ban spam images, wordfilter nicknames, find jannies who will ban spammers on-sight)
>Create /big/ -- Bicycle General as a containment thread for bikeposters on /n/
>Scrub all oldtroon tranime/Yotsuba influence from the website, make Pepe or neutral wojak the mascot of the website, and come up with actually funny banners
Any other suggestions and ideas?