Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Why the fuck does Nicky care at this point. Everybody knows.

Everybody knowing the truth doesn't matter. Even if nobody believes him, his NPC programming will continue to spit out the same lies over and over until he dies or something.

Plus as long as he says "I did not do (x), I wish I had time for (y)" then he never admitted to any wrong doing, therefore he's innocent and you're just a bootlicker for not believing "his truth."

I cannot make heads nor tails of what the fuck this post means

TLDR: April's gross.

Ever see those people with craters on their face, so they try and fill them in with makeup? That's what I mean, and that's what I think when I look at that photo, or almost any other current photo or still of this broad.

Also, I bet you a million dollars (from Eric July's campaign) that she smells real bad. My guess is meth and fish.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick literally doesn't realize this. He thinks the Balldo Empire is still a thing. He doesn't realize he's a joke to absolutely everyone.

I think he just derives sexual pleasure from frustrating people. He's a human Hot Topic belt

 

[Father Balldo]

PUBLISH A STREAM, NICK, YOU PATHETIC FUCKING COWARD. EVEN AARON IMHOLTE CAN STILL DO HIS RETARDED STREAMS, THAT'S HOW MUCH OF A PATHETIC CUCK YOU ARE, BEING CUCKED EVERY DAY BY THE TOE.

 

[AnOminous]

PUBLISH A STREAM, NICK, YOU PATHETIC FUCKING COWARD. EVEN AARON IMHOLTE CAN STILL DO HIS RETARDED STREAMS, THAT'S HOW MUCH OF A PATHETIC CUCK YOU ARE, BEING CUCKED EVERY DAY BY THE TOE.

The one thing Nick is is very obedient and submissive to his Kiwi masters.

We have not given him permission to do that, and he is too meek and frightened of us to defy our will.

 

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he is too meek and frightened of us to defy our will.

I disagree. He's actually really turned on by the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil ordering him around like the bishmade cunt he is. He might even get a halfchub from it, and jerk it while watching Qayla get DP'd by somalis.

could someone with excessive amount of free time create an image of topless nick rekieta on his knees wearing a dog collar with a kf logo tag, and eric julay holding the leash?

 

[House Cat]

Someone needs to FOIA the 911/Police Call

Circling back to this . . .
Did we ever find out if we could get the police call ???

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

God 2024 is the gift that gives.
Styx now trying to compete in the lolcow race.

I have FAITH though that Baron Balldo will deliver in the next few months with court.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

could someone with excessive amount of free time create an image of topless nick rekieta on his knees wearing a dog collar with a kf logo tag, and eric julay holding the leash?

eww nigga stop talking about your fetishes

 

[Friendly Potato]

Lying in court is fine, right?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This is why you should not insult people.

Petty revenge is sweet. Good job legal Blindset.

 

[Lemondale]

Did he punch the sidepiece for careless statements?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Did he punch the sidepiece for careless statements?

He would not dare, only the man in the house is allowed to beat on others.
Which is his 16 year old, who already gave Nick one black eye so far.

 

[Soapmore]

April’s three wolf tattoo artist posted a close-up of her tattoo to his instagram story today and I have some questions.

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1. I just now noticed that each of the wolves have different colored eyes. Alpha at the top has blue eyes, middle wolf has green eyes, and bottom bitch has brown eyes. April, Kayla, and Nick all have blue eyes, so what could this represent?

2. What the hell is that weird leaf-like symbol at the top? It looks like a very intentional design choice, in that it does not match the piece as a whole and sticks out like a sore thumb. What does it mean?

It can mean only one thing:

 

[part timer]

could someone with excessive amount of free time create an image of…

You might have the time to do it yourself if you stopped spending so much time writing deviant fantasies about the Qover

 

[AN/ALR56]

I heard this new judge ejaculates Rum when he orgasms. Crazy stuff.

If that is true, when we will see him in the next bathtub stream?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If that is true, when we will see him in the next bathtub stream?

Careful, with Nick talking about eating a bullet lately he might not get out of the tub again.
Although that would make for a dope Rumble stream.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Careful, with Nick talking about eating a bullet lately he might not get out of the tub again.
Although that would make for a dope Rumble stream.

Someone Photoshop Nick's face on Frankie please.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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Someone Photoshop Nick's face on Frankie please.

He's already in a rusty red shower crying.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Well, Styx got arrested.
Man, even the Balldoguards aren't doing so well. First Riley. Now Styx.

Here is my theory on the hard core Balldoguards. Either they are absolute idiots.

Or they are engaged in the same dipshitery that Nick is. ...cocaine ...wife swapping ..."polyamory" (co-cucking) ...cheating ...heavy alcoholism. If Nick gets into trouble for this, then so will they. So they have to guard hard to save their own ass in the future.

 

[Where There's Smoke]

Well, Styx got arrested.

Man, even the Balldoguards aren't doing so well. First Riley. Now Styx. Nick putting on the Sonichu medallion seems to have affected everybody around him.

Can Dick be not that far behind? Let's hope!

Reminder:
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Its truly a mystery how a decent chunk of people that support Nick either struggle with the law or are simple just shitty people.

At this point someone should make a list and attach the crimes each person has committed.