It's amazing that a single offhanded comment from Eric July (that came out of nowhere) could make the internet lawyer man seethe so much and for so long. Thank you black comic book man for your contribution to this thread.
Give me "Patrick Melton's age preference" for $800, Alex.
I am both appalled and not surprised that degenerate swingers whose idea of fun is to go the gayest sex toy shop imaginable would play naked Twister. Nick has to be a faggot. No amount of used goods coke whore can justify the risk of some dude's asshole hanging in front of your giant coke snorting snozz before FALLING ON IT otherwise.
I instantly hated this scumbag just for hating onions, the cornerstone of any nutritious meal, so finding out he is also a disgusting pedophile who needs to be shot and then buried in a shallow grave did not surprise me.
I'm sensing a pattern, hanging out in your underwear with the boys in your dorm, going to gay night clubs for underwear parties, staring at some dudes crotch at a nude beach and getting an epiphany from it, being incredibly gay with Gosney, making out with Camelot, doing a pole dance for your male moderator, serenading a tranny, playing naked twister with Aaron, pretending to be gay in high school. I think that Nick might be a non practicing lawyer.
* a shallot grave, amirite?
Only that Celeste was a great piece of ass.
Does putting on the Balldo make you a terrible cook with terrible taste or is that a prerequisite for being the kind of sexual hedonistic degenerate that would do so in the first place?
He sounds and act like he like it raw.
Raw eggs are based, red pilled, and useful in a wide variety of tasty cocktails and at least one shot. I must insist that Melton is most likely an uncultured swine that gobbles FDA cock who thinks that eggs must be cooked before consumption.
Hey, if you had a weak ass stomach and the only thing you could do is punch downwards at Aaron's kids, you would cook them fully too.
Nick doesn't deserve Manowar - they are as kino as Metal gets, and he's a total faggot.
Raw eggs are such a fast and easy way to get free protein in your system. People that are afraid of raw eggs probably put on balldos.
Hook me up with the free eggs hack, pls.
To take it one step further, this faggot does not say “I never sucked a dick”. If you read the chat, it says “*username* never sucked dick“. I think that’s enough kikey shyster faggotry to give himself another self-perceived out based on how he uses words.
Step 1: Get chickens
If we allowed Nick to stream seethe a response, here's how it'd be:
