Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[A Little Bird]

Or alternatively you can plaster this watermark all over everything.
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I love this joke. Lol

Imagine being so stupid.

This should be used as a certificate of authenticity tbh

 

[RotPockets]

The only measure of how bad a pedophile is should be how many cycles of a chamber it takes to make sure they don't touch a child.

I don’t understand where this recent BuzzFeed tier list brainrot is coming from.
“Internet Pedophiles Ranked from Best to Worst”
Nigger all pedophiles are bad. Stop picking your favorite one. Referring to the post you’re responding to.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

• 0 Locals chat messages
• 0 Locals streams
• 0 Rumble/YouTube streams
• at least 5 YT memberships sent to an "Ethical" CP advocate
• at least $65 sent to an "Ethical" CP advocate through superchats
• MANY YT chat messages sent to an "Ethical" CP advocate stream

Nick engages more with an 'Ethical' CP advocate's community than with his own Locals, who financially support him.

I think it's basically over. He sent a couple messages on Twitter and posted that statement to Locals and then went back into hiding for another week.

He'd probably still be radio silent if Aaron wasn't prompted to go through his history with Nick again. But other than the clothing store recommended to strippers and the other shop that Aaron mentioned (not Pure Pleasure), nothing Aaron said was new. A lot of it was known before he even started talking in May.

But it was still enough to get Nick in Melton's chat. That means he was also probably reading his thread to know Aaron was discussing him on his stream.

What's crazy is that despite going to Melton's stream and giving Melton attention, information, and money, Nick doesn't seem to be respected by Melton or his chat. Both are still cracking jokes at his and his girlfriends' expense.

It reminds me a lot of when Mr. Vickers would super chat to Kino Casino in their early days. Eventually they renounced him.

It's very desperate behavior. But what else is Nick going to do? Do a stream himself? He doesn't want to do those anymore.

 

[House Cat]

I think it's basically over. He sent a couple messages on Twitter and posted that statement to Locals and then went back into hiding for another week.

Showing his face right now with a published laundry list of his degeneracy would take balls (with balldo). Those balls would have to handle an audience that would force him to do one of three things to an out of control chat, all bad:

• Answer questions where he will take zero responsibility or accountability
• Ignore questions which will piss people off more than they already are
• Disable questions . . . but muh freeze peach

It's very desperate behavior. But what else is Nick going to do? Do a stream himself? He doesn't want to do those anymore.

Not only that, what creator and/or independent network will risk having someone like him on after all this?

This asshole a year ago was going on shows with Glenn Beck, Alex Jones, Crowder, etc. He had the world by the ass and could have pulled up. Now, the only shows that would ever want to be associated with him after his arrest and degeneracy is a porn star. He would be a liability for any professional with a reputation to have him . . . on unless you needed someone to point and laugh at or use as an example of what NOT to do in a marriage, with your kids, or your career.

Nick finally can do what he always used to talk about . . . start an OnlyFans. He's bottom of the barrel now.

 

[anionfarflung]

....Or maybe she's just a shitty housekeeper and kept the same pack of airline cookies around for several weeks. I guess Nick had to learn it from somewhere.

 

[VaraeIon115]

I think there is a certain utility to distinguishing Vito and Melton, insofar as Balldo is willing to associate with one or another. With Vito, there's this constant smoke-blowing and appealing to reasonable doubt that a scumbag like Nick can take advantage of. He may well be a serious pedophile, but he operates at a level where his gaslighting could theoretically work on some people. Plus, he's Dax's gimp, so you could say Nick's pressured to tolerate him. (I don't think that's the case of course, but Nick had some PR wiggle room with Vito.)

However, Nick's association with Melton isn't really defensible, even with his usual gaslighting techniques. The guy's a very explicit pedophile from some of the statements I've seen of his, and he's made specific sexual statements about children that Nick and his kids knew in real life. His association with Melton speaks either to Nick's total abandon of conventional morality, or a pedophilic mind that he possesses himself. When you consider the totality of the evidence (Nick's taste in porn, the Drexel shit, the American Beauty shit, what he said to his daughter that one stream, jokes he's made, his daughter on coke, Vito, Melton, etc.), I'd say it looks like the latter at this point.

 

[Desktop User2]

Nigger all pedophiles are bad. Stop picking your favorite one. Referring to the post you’re responding to.

Gladly nobody is disagreeing on that but the point for me is more likely to offend according to what we heard about them. I dont know why that offends you so much but hey ho.

 

[LovisXVI]

Nick finally can do what he always used to talk about . . . start an OnlyFans. He's bottom of the barrel now.

Is there even a market for gay skeletons?

 

[smarty_snoops]

that patrick melton guy is weird as fuck!

 

[AnOminous]

Cow crossover. John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt, a long-term tranny lolcow, got sued by Alex Jones and won (back in 2019), because Jones voluntarily dismissed his case without prejudice (so could conceivably come back and sue again other than the whole statute of limitations thing).

John mentions an lolsuit that he allegedly won.

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Except John didn't win. The claim was dumped reserving the right to refile later.

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John is describing being a gay man.
John is trying to dismiss his homosexuality as "dysphoria."

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The crossover is the joke of a lawyer who was representing Jones is none other than the foppish popinjay Robert Barnes.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

These grifters just yoinking from KF smh
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At least they are honest about it unlike Turkey Tom who will copy paste the research and call it "autistic" 50 times in a video like he is totally above it all.
Someone should get that dysgenic mongoloid a thesaurus for Christmas.

I would highly recommend people check both of their shows today out as they add some fairly good points.
Meme very politely roasts Joe and points out his logical failures and his spiral cope falling from hammer to nail.

Andrew I enjoyed slightly more as he made 2 very good observations.
1 - People stopped going on Nick's show as he does nothing but embarrass them with rambling nonsense. I noticed this when the old guards disappeared. Then the literal whos would come on show during the shirtless streams never to be seen again. Brief retread of his bad influence on Steve Gozney.

2 - He called out Joe and feels like Yellow Flash too. Those who purposely bring people on to stir fights.
Cleverly alluded to recent examples - Joe bringing on Nick while Sean was present letting Nick take subtle seethe shots at him.
YellowFlash letting ThatStarWarsGirl ruin yet another show to be a vapid twat towards Sean.

Really good example he brought up with using Loft Pixels as a punching bag for super chats. This hit home Flash was getting called out.

Was some good stuff I had noticed while back I rarely see discussed. Must admit I never liked Joe so watching him finally get his is cathartic.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He once ranked the grandparents. Kayla's stepfather is his favorite, Celeste is his least favorite. He didn't give any reasons.

I do not recall this. Do you have any idea where this might be?

It fits neatly with my 'mommy issue' theory, so curiosity is piqued.

I thought her credit card was in a different baggie in the nightstand and not actually in her purse or anything, which would imply that they did have the right to search since it was in the room and inside a bag filled with cocaine

Credit cards were near drugs on master bedroom nightstand and tested positive for residue. The hand bag was in a hall outside the bedroom with her identifying documents.

These grifters just yoinking from KF smh
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Many do. It is inevitable. They kick and cuff us, but what would they do without us?

I remember one member of LawTube(TM) stating Nick was very well read when it came to trusts and estate planning. However, I can't remember which one said it. Regardless, I think it would support any speculation that he has gone over the trusts to milk them as much as possible. It could even be part of the motivation why he went to law school.

I too recall this. It could have been Ty Beard or Jew Joe, but the memory of identity is fuzzy.

There was contemporary speculation ITT when it happened that he was studying his trust.

 

[LiquidKid]

Cow crossover. John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt, a long-term tranny lolcow, got sued by Alex Jones and won (back in 2019), because Jones voluntarily dismissed his case without prejudice (so could conceivably come back and sue again other than the whole statute of limitations thing).


The crossover is the joke of a lawyer who was representing Jones is none other than the foppish popinjay Robert Barnes.

What is Barnes’ success record in court? Is it as bad as Nick? These all seem like 0 win lawyers

 

[Lian Xing]

I too recall this. It could have been Ty Beard or Jew Joe, but the memory of identity is fuzzy.

Feels good to get confirmation I am not crazy. Thanks.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

He once ranked the grandparents. Kayla's stepfather is his favorite, Celeste is his least favorite. He didn't give any reasons.

What kind of faggot RATES family members? Further, what kind of faggot rates family members and then expresses that opinion to other people?

I too recall this. It could have been Ty Beard or Jew Joe, but the memory of identity is fuzzy.

I'm fairly sure Ty Beard said this at some point.

 

[LiquidKid]

Credit cards were near drugs on master bedroom nightstand and tested positive for residue. The hand bag was in a hall outside the bedroom with her identifying documents.

So then, if her possessions were out in the open with drug residue in them, the police absolutely had probable cause to search her stuff.
There’s literally no arguments for any of these people

 

[Lian Xing]

I'm fairly sure Ty Beard said this at some point.

The only reason why I don't think it's Beard is because Nick was able to successfully justify Chez Balldo II, his current residence. Ty, as the executor of the trust, would have to sign off on disbursements. I think even he would know that's a bad look. I really want to say Legal Mindset.

 

[AnOminous]

It's very desperate behavior. But what else is Nick going to do? Do a stream himself? He doesn't want to do those anymore.

Of all the dumb things I expected of Balldo, while facing a CPS case for (among other things) his 9 year old daughter testing positive for cocaine, the last thing I expected was publicly paypigging an open pedophile who openly fantasizes about raping the children of Aaron Imholte, while simultaneously going on in the pedophile's chat about cuddling with his presumably favorite cocaine-positive daughter in bed, while watching a pedophile's stream.

This is just beyond belief. How the fuck does anyone do this?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Of all the dumb things I expected of Balldo, while facing a CPS case for (among other things) his 9 year old daughter testing positive for cocaine, the last thing I expected was publicly paypigging an open pedophile who openly fantasizes about raping the children of Aaron Imholte, while simultaneously going on in the pedophile's chat about cuddling with his presumably favorite cocaine-positive daughter in bed, while watching a pedophile's stream.

This is just beyond belief. How the fuck does anyone do this?

Cocaine. It's a hell of an enabler.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Of all the dumb things I expected of Balldo, while facing a CPS case for (among other things) his 9 year old daughter testing positive for cocaine, the last thing I expected was publicly paypigging an open pedophile who openly fantasizes about raping the children of Aaron Imholte, while simultaneously going on in the pedophile's chat about cuddling with his presumably favorite cocaine-positive daughter in bed, while watching a pedophile's stream.

This is just beyond belief. How the fuck does anyone do this?

I keep telling motherfuckers that the longer the KKK keeps his rights to stream DENIED then the bigger, FUNNIER and WEIRDER his explosion will be once he is allowed back on youtube, people had doubts but the creed of holding Nick's stream key with diamond hands is paying off.