Money FB 12/19 Blarb is selling a tractor

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Gunslinger said:
Don't they have a shed or greenhouse they could keep their mowers in? Or has it been claimed by the Hoard too? I know it's too much to ask but Chris could have taken a water hose and at least cleaned it up a bit and washed the leaves out. It snowed in Ruckersville last year and even if it's been under a tarp the blade probably needs to be replaced. Lawn tractors are so cheap now someone could probably buy a new one for what the Chandlers are asking for theirs.
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If I remember correctly, the shed is dull of boxes and stuff(junk)
 
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I get this isn't like when he had the old, barely functional television that 'defined Super Bowl Sundays,' listed for over a thousand dollars but it's still always a good laugh when Chris puts something up for sale that's worth a lot less than the price he's asking for.

I can't blame them for selling it of course, I assume it hasn't been used in over a year plus so it's just something that's sitting around doing nothing when it could be turned into money but he's not going to sell it at that price.

This isn't like it's something you're going to get weens to be able to pay above the odds on or anything either. When his Patreon can't even stay in three digits, 500 plus dollars for a lawnmower isn't going to attract anybody.
 
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Permab& said:
No, maybe it's a regional thing for the south but southern doesn't equate to rural. I live in farming country and if I called my neighbor's mower a tractor he would probably shoot me because farmers really like the second amendment.
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And are clearly pedants when it comes to labeling agriculture equipment.

"Boy, did you just call my combine harvester a simple combine? Best get runnin' before I start shootin'"
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Chris isn't trying to tell us it's a tractor to bamboozle us.
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Although, the description also says "Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used." That seems deceptive based on the amount of time they've owned it and the photographic evidence of its condition, typical Charb yard negligence notwithstanding.
 
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Holdek said:
Are riding mowers usually referred to as "tractors?"
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Usually, but only for the really expensive kind. Like the ones with push bars on the front or like a hitch on the back for pulling a little trailer for projects.

In all likelihood I don't see this being bought at all. I mean they couldn't be bothered to clean it for the photos. It's got water on the floor boards so it's likely the engine has some water damage. Not to mention the grass/weed buildup on the blade deck.
 
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Gunslinger said:
Don't they have a shed or greenhouse they could keep their mowers in? Or has it been claimed by the Hoard too? I know it's too much to ask but Chris could have taken a water hose and at least cleaned it up a bit and washed the leaves out. It snowed in Ruckersville last year and even if it's been under a tarp the blade probably needs to be replaced. Lawn tractors are so cheap now someone could probably buy a new one for what the Chandlers are asking for theirs.
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Yeah, leaving it under a tarp outside is a terrible idea. It's probably in shit condition even if not really used.
 
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Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
Don't send them money, guyz, Chris will just use it on toyz
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Oh Yeah, I 100 percent agree with this.
Chris just wants to have a Merry Christmas at the expense of others just like he had a financially pleasant summer ripping people off.
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"It rides good."
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He should have used this as Stephanie Bustcake's selling point instead of 50 dollars for a cuddle. :tomgirl:
 
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dag1984 said:
Usually, but only for the really expensive kind. Like the ones with push bars on the front or like a hitch on the back for pulling a little trailer for projects.

In all likelihood I don't see this being bought at all. I mean they couldn't be bothered to clean it for the photos. It's got water on the floor boards so it's likely the engine has some water damage. Not to mention the grass/weed buildup on the blade deck.
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Engine's a Briggs and Stratton so it'll likely be fine. you can pretty much drown them for a few years and they turn over no problem. The rest of it, weeeellllll the plastic looks shiny. Pity the bottom of the deck will be rusted and the blades are probably shot to hell.
 
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Sick of people like this in general who want pretty much 20 dollars less than brand new for they're used shit. I was browsing for a dslr on some facebook local buy and sell page. They wanted basically amazon brand new price for the thing, the moment pretty much anything leaves the store its worth less.

Also why do they have a riding mower for such a small lawn?
 
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