Holy fuck, THATS HIS RELEASED GAME?
I call it the resume syndrome. Even if you're not lying or embellishing the truth; so wow, okay, you did 10+ years at Blizzard as an Offensive Security Specialist, moved onto Amazon Game Studios where you were a python (big fucking LOL) programmer, and then went on to work for the US Government to pen test power plants. No lie, on paper, that's pretty impressive. Then you see how he codes or that his skillset is probably talking his way through things, which isn't a bad thing, I'll even say it's a good thing because you need smooth-talkers and what-not to talk to people for the turbo autists in IT. But if/when you're up for a tech/skill heavy position, you realize most of his work was talking his way and not technically hacking his way through things; which would ideally be something that gets fleshed out in an interview. It doesn't help that if you're telling a war story, you don't even have to put yourself in the position of the person who did something smart/clever; you just "Oh yeah, so we were doing X and we were having trouble, but then homeboy pulled a whatever." Oh shit man, you really were in the thick of it weren't you; while he was really just standing there waiting for someone to open the door so he could piggy back through with them.
I know you're here Mald, I recommend you to call out Kiwi Farms directly. Just think for a moment, imagine how funny it would be. You know you want to.
This fat fuck really wants us to believe his voice dropped a full octave since then? Your voice doesn't just change in your 30s. I can't believe zoomers really fall for this second puberty nonsense. If anything your T will fall off immensely later in life. The only possible explanation is that he's taking his pooner gf's T if he's claiming "second puberty".
Since the Venn diagram of Mald fans and fatherless boys is a pair of concentric circles, they will have absolutely zero frame of reference for either the behaviour or physiology of men in their 30s. He could claim anything at all and they'll gobble it up.
Shaye currently claims to be 28 years old on her active Twitter account, not 25. This would make her birthday January 13th, 1996.
I rummaged around the save and load scripts, all that they do is save the world save the world seed (random number assigned when a game is started), the name of the room, the x and y position of the character, his max and current HP and the Language youre supposed to be playing with, as well as the lenght of the story array, because Mald-avius saves the story progress, in a global array.
Hear that? That's the sound of pressure slowly building up. It seems Maldy is starting to preemptively run damage control.
Ill zip up my post, seems like the SL account hadn't been updated in a while in that case or maybe a mod can snip out the part of me hallucinating her age (seems like I can't edit it anymore), don't wanna give mald any fuel about potential "misinformation"
I don't keep track of a lot of lolcows but this guy uses the same "that's so funny (and weird)" cope that rekieta does too. Is it a common trait among other lolcows or just some specific ones (that happens to be at least 2 among the handful I'm somewhat keeping track of)
This vid is 7 years old but his streamer award speech voice (that happened earlier this year) is MUCH MUCH closer to this 7 year old vid than to his stream voice. IIRC every time he has to show up somewhere, he stops streaming for longer than the event days so he might be resting his voice cause he's tired from forcing himself to try and sound deeper than he actually is
That was me fucking with the game's dialogue for a laugh, sorry for the confusion.
The changes to voice caused by T are usually not reversible. Hence why you see trannies pumped up on estrogen growing tits and all but still having a 100% male voice. When a tranny actually does sound like a female, it is the result of actively training it, basically learning to do a female voice impression and doing it so often that it becomes the default. I suspect that is what Jason did but in reverse, his voice really did change but it wasn't a "second puberty" it was him watching tutorials and practicing in front of a mirror to learn how to impersonate a masculine voice, while also using the most flattering microphone settings. This would explain why when he is recorded in public his voice is still much deeper than it used to be, but still not as deep as on stream. I've seen some other streamers and such naturally develop more of a "presenter voice" over the years, but it was never even close to this dramatic
Well, now we know what he sounds like when he's not trying suck off his mic. That, and the fact that he doesn't cut his own shorts, which isn't surprising, but you'd think the paid jannies would be better at their job.
I'm no expert, but a quick search shows that even if he was to pump himself full of testosterone, it'd take months to years to (maybe) change his voice from soyfaggot to soy-filled-tranny-RadioMan, so it's more likely to be the mic eating+some filtering (although I have my doubts about Mald being able to EQ his audio properly)+trying to impersonate Elizabeth Holmes.
